Crimmins Island

Crimmins Island

Location in Canada
Geography
Location	Frobisher Bay
Coordinates	63°34′48″N 068°10′48″W / 63.58°N 68.18°W / 63.58; -68.18 (Crimmins Island)Coordinates: 63°34′48″N 068°10′48″W / 63.58°N 68.18°W / 63.58; -68.18 (Crimmins Island)
Archipelago	Canadian Arctic Archipelago
Highest point	Bud Mountain
Country
Canada
Territory	Nunavut
Region	Qikiqtaaluk
Largest city	Bud City
The Big Bud	Bud Crimmins
Demographics
Population	15 Inbreds (as of 2011)
Ethnic groups	Indian, Puerto Rican, Black

Crimmins Island is one of the many inhabited Canadian Arctic islands in the Qikiqtaaluk Region, Nunavut. It is a Baffin Island offshore island located in Frobisher Bay, southeast of the capital city of Iqaluit. It is populated by a group of inbreeding Crimmins led by their leader, Bud Crimmins. He is known to have mated with over 3000 women. His son, Brian,is next in line and has never mated, except with himself. Some say that the northern lights originate from Crimmins Island as Bud Crimmins often has pre-ejaculate, this lighting up the skies. Others say that the reason it gets dark earlier in the winter as Bud Crimmins is easily aroused by Kathleen Crimmins,his wife, so much so thathe covers the sun. The only reason the sun emerges is that Bud has finally rested after hours of pounding. Bud is saidto be hundreads of years, having founded the U.S. by breeding so much with the natives.

Other islands in the immediate vicinity include Algerine Island, Alligator Island, Aubrey Island, Cairn Island, Coffin Island, Emerick Island, Frobisher's Farthest, Gardiner Island, Jenvey Island, Kudlago Island, Mair Island, McLaren Island, Mitchell Island, Monument Island, Pichit Island, Pink Lady Island, Ptarmigan Island, Sale Island, Sybil Island, and Thompson Island.^[1]

References

1. ^ "Crimmins Island". travelingluck.com. http://travelingluck.com/North+America/Canada/Nunavut/_5932407_Crimmins+Island.html#local_map. Retrieved 2009-07-03.