List of All That Sketches

This is a list of sketches on the Nickelodeon variety show All That.

ketches (Seasons 1-10)

Noteable Sketches from Seasons 1-6

* "Good Burger " is a sketch that took place at a fast food restaurant. The cashier, Ed played by Kel Mitchell in Seasons 1-5 and Ryan Coleman in Seasons 9-10, was portrayed as a clueless teenager who always found a way to mess things up. A notable quote from Good Burger, stated by Kel in every episode, was "Welcome to the Good Burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order?" "Good Burger" was later made into a 1997 movie starring Kel Mitchell reprising his role as Ed and Kenan Thompson as a new character named Dexter. Frequent customers include: Bernie Kibbitz (Josh Server), Lester Oaks, Construction Worker (Kenan Thompson), and Connie Muldoon (Lori Beth Denberg). (Seasons 1-5, 9-10) Some notable Good Burger sketches included:
**Ed once brought his pet bugs to work and accidentally broke the aquarium.
**Ed knocked an actor unconscious, who was filming a Good Burger commercial and then Ed had to replace him.
**When a food critic (Sherman Hemsley) came in to review the restaurant, Ed put a puppy named "Trombone" in his meal bag, forcing the manager, Mr. Baily, to ask him to leave, unaware that he was the food critic.
**When a customer would ask for extra pickles, Ed dumped a jar full of pickles on their Good Burger.
**When someone asked to hold the mustard on their Good Burger, Ed squirted mustard in his hand.
**Another customer who wanted a Good Burger, light on the ketchup, received a burger with a flashlight over it.
**Lester Oaks, Construction Worker asks for a Good Shake, but gets a Good Burger instead. So, Ed puts the Good Burger into a blender then pours it into a cup.
* "Dullmont Jr. High School" had many characters that carried into varying sketches, but remained the same. At the school, strange things would happen, mainly due to the insane staff:
** Janitor Gaseous (Danny Tamberelli): A slovenly janitor who loved to scream "SQUAT AND ROT!" and would then belch loudly.(Seasons 4-5)
** Miss Fingerly (Lori Beth Denberg): a clueless teacher who tried to keep her students on the straight and narrow, no matter how (she once taught with an arrow in her gut).(Seasons 1-4)
** Miss Piddlin (Kenan Thompson): The cafeteria chef. She has a rather large obsession of peas, and often force-fed people the vegetable using her "beast-like strength". If people resisted the peas, Miss Piddlin would go crazy and scare them away, then calm down and say, "Oops, Miss Piddlin almost lost her temper", or "Miss Piddlin almost let her maniacal rage get the best of her". When angered, usually, she would start steaming or smoking around her neck, which was a signal for when she would unleash her rage. At the end of her skit, everyone would sing a song about peas, such as Eat a Pea, Give Peas a Chance, Why Can't Peas Be Friends?, Peas Are Jolly Good Vegetables, Peas Are the Champions, Peas Are The World, or Peas Are a Few of My Favorite Things. (Seasons 3-5)
** Julio (Josh Server): Miss Piddlin's assistant who would show up at the end of the skit to play guitars while Miss Piddlin sings a song about peas. He would also show up to provide Miss Piddlin with more peas whenever she ran out. He was apparently terrified of her. (Seasons 3-5)
** Coach Kreeton (Kel Mitchell): A gym coach who constantly had pain inflicted on him; he once had his hand stuck in a waffle iron, and then fell out a window. His catchphrase is "Ooh, the life I live is sad." In a sketch during the All That Tenth Anniversary Special, it was revealed that he quit teaching at Dullmont Junior High because he couldn't deal with "those demon crazy communist children", even though Principal Pimpell keeps asking him to come back. This sketch also became one of the more popular sketches of the entire show, and also Kel's favorite sketch (Seasons 1-5)
** Tandy Spork (Josh Server): Highly Medicated Vegetarian Secretary of Dullmont; became a teacher in Season 4. She almost always suffers some sort of cranial trauma in every sketch, such as when she's bashed against the head or when she falls out a window. (Seasons 3-6)
** Principal William Baines Pimpell (Kenan Thompson): The principal of the school, his namesake was a gigantic pulsing pimple on his forehead. He spoke with a speech impediment, and always introduced himself by taking long breaths between each word in his name ("Principal William..... Baines.....Pimpell!"), often putting emphasis on the "P"s. His methods of running the school were lackluster, as all he ever wanted to talk about was his pimple. (Seasons 2-5)
** Ms. Klump (Christy Knowings): A ditsy teacher that replaced Miss Fingerly as the regular teacher after Lori Beth Denberg left the show. In a Channel 6 ½ Sports sketch, her full name was revealed to be Ms. Ernestine Klump. (Seasons 5-6)
* "Billy Fuco" (Leon Frierson): A boy who would always shout and loved saying his name. (Seasons 4-6)
* "Have a Nice Day with Leroy & Fuzz" featured Leon Frierson as Leroy, who hosted a children's TV show with the help of Fuzz, an annoying puppet (similar to a Muppet). Leroy would discuss a typical topic that most children disliked, such as homework, brushing teeth, and bedtimes. Fuzz would eagerly describe the "joy" of such actions, only to have Leroy attack him with an example (in the case of the toothbrush, Leroy stuck a high-powered industrial strength sander into Fuzz's mouth). At the end of the sketch, Leroy would devise a way to have Fuzz painfully removed from the screen, and would then tell the children to "Have a Nice Day." (Seasons 4-6)
* "The Spice Boys" parody of Spice Girls, is a fictional boy band that consist of 5 different kinds of boys. They attept to sing at end of a Spice Boy segment. They're have been segment of the Spice Boys signing autographs, a QA, and recording a song.(Seasons 5-6) The Boys are:
** Hairy Spice is one of the Spice Boys that is the hariest. Played by Danny Tamberelli.
** Sweaty Spice is one of the spice boys that sweats all the time; also very effeminate. Played by Nick Cannon.
** Dead Spice is one of the Spice Boys that is dead. He isn't played by anyone, because Dead Spice is a prop character (a plastic skeleton). (See here).
** Mumble Spice is one of the Spice Boys that mumbles a lot. Played by Josh Server.
** Spice Cube (formerly Burt Spice) A parody of Ice Cube (rapper), is one of the Spice Boys that acts as a rapper. Played by Kenan Thompson.
* "Walter the Earboy" discussed the trials and tribulations of a teenager named Earboy, because (as the theme song goes), "his ears are "really big!" Earboy (Josh Server) went to a school where he was always made fun of. He and his three friends Pizza Face (Kel Mitchell) (he had a slice of pizza for a face), Tinsel Teeth (Alisa Reyes) (her mouth was full of Christmas decorations), and Four Eyes (Angelique Bates) (she had four eyeballs in two sockets) faced teenage problems while trying to fit in. Thankfully, they had help from "a freak like us, but everyone likes him, and he's got a lot of money"-namely, Ross Perot, played by Katrina Johnson. Mocking Perot's wild attitude, Johnson often threw piles of money in the air and offered insane advice to the foursome. (Seasons 1-3)
*"The Island Girls" starred Lori Beth Denberg and Alisa Reyes as Fran and Kiki, two girls who were stranded on a desert island. Fran desperately wanted to escape the island, and often devised ways to reach civilization. Unfortunately, the happy-go-lucky (and stupid) Kiki would constantly end up ruining Fran's ideas. Occasionally, visitors would come to the island (such as a group of pirates and island natives), and Fran would hope to escape with them, only to see them driven away by Kiki's silly actions. The sketch always ended with Kiki singing her "Forever and Ever" song, and Fran knocking herself unconscious. (Seasons 2-3)
* "Baggin' Saggin' Barry": This sketch starred Kenan Thompson as Baggin' Saggin' Barry, a boy with extremely large pants. Barry's friends were often stuck in unfortunate situations. Thankfully, he would always have everything that the group needed in his enormous pants, including food, drinks, entertainment, and even transportation (one sketch featured him pulling a full-sized airplane out of his pants). In one notable episode, Barry met Baggin' Saggin' Mary (Alisa Reyes), and the two engaged in a battle of who had more stuff in their pants. (Seasons 1-2)
* Vital Information was a sketch in which Lori Beth Denberg (later Danny Tamberelli and Lil' JJ during the relaunch, respectively) delivered words of wisdom, usually three sayings in a row. Some of these Vitals included:
** "If your brassiere is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, "I'm" uncomfortable!"
** "If you're drinking apple juice and it feels warm, odds are, that ain't apple juice!"
** "If you don't know the difference between bologna and your underwear, then I ain't eatin' a sandwich at your house!"
** "It's not nice to push your friend Billy off the roof and then yell, "Look neighbors! It's raining Billy!"
** "If your teacher gives you an F, it is wrong to say "Well what do you expect moron?! I didn't study!"
** "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder how on Earth this song became so popular."
** "It's fun to play in the snow. It's less fun to play in a bathtub full of vomit."
** "I scream, you scream, we all scream when we slam our hand in the car door."
** "Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run, into things.
** "An apple a day keeps the doctor away (then proceeding to throw apples at a doctor) go on get!"
** "The kids on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down. The kids on the bus go up and down, and then they all throw up.
** "When you're reading a book, don't skip the even number of pages and say "Man, this book is really odd!"
** "Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don't see, monkey step in doo.
** "If your first name is Wally, and your second name is Wally, and your last name is Woo, then your name is WALLY WALLY WOO!"
** "When you fall in the toilet, it is best not to start swimming saying, "Look at me! I'm a toilet fish!"
** "When you blow your nose like this (takes a tissue and blows her nose loudly), it is wrong to do this (sticks the tissue to a lamp)."
** "When you see an old lady you might say, "How long have you been in the swimming pool?!"
** "The cow says "Moo". The duck says "Quack". The crazy person says "Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai!"
** "If you get all F's on your report card, don't feel bad - it's not your fault you're stupid!"
** "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And I laughed my butt off!
** " "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers." No one cared.
** " "The early bird gets the worm." Fine! I don't want the worm!
** " "Eeny meeny miney mo. Catch a tiger by the toe! If he hollers" … then let go of his toe before the tiger kills you!
** " "Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony. He stuck a feather in his hat" — and later realized he'd ruined a perfectly good hat.
** "If you see someone drowning, it's rude to stand there trying to throw popcorn into their mouth.
** "If you flush your friend down the toilet, you either got a huuuge toilet or a teenie little friend.
** "Next time you're feeling sick, take a piece of ham and rub it all over your body. You won't feel any better, but hey, you'll smell like ham!
** "If your name is Steven, and you have a pet turkey named Stefan, come Thanksgiving you will be Steven stuffin' Stefan!
** "When you invite your teacher to dinner, don't tell her, "Come to dinner. My parents always wanted to meet the world's biggest idiot!!"
** "A clean closet is a closet full of socks, a smelly closet is a closet full of baboons!"
** "Never go to the library and say "Hello. I'm looking for a book, and why are you so ugly? ugh!" (Season 1-6, 10)
* "Superdude" was a parody of Superman. The sketch revolved around a teenage superhero (played by Kenan Thompson) whose alter ego was named Mark Cant. His girlfriend was Penny Lane (a possible reference to the Beatles' song Penny Lane) (played by Angelique Bates, Alisa Reyes, and Christy Knowings) and his main nemesis was Milk Man (played by Josh Server). Superdude's one weakness was being lactose intolerant (he could not be touched by dairy products), therefore all of his villains were dairy-themed: Milk Man, Butter Boy, Cow Boy, and YoGurl; the majority of these villains are played by Kel Mitchell. A few notable characters appeared in Superdude sketches: (Seasons 1-5)
** Mark Can't/Superdude (Kenan Thompson): The superhero; his powers included flight, super-strength, and a "magnetic butt" (Seasons 1-5)
** Penny Lane (Angelique Bates [Seasons 1-2] , Alisa Reyes [Season 3] , and Christy Knowings [Seasons 4-5] ): Superdude's girlfriend; she was often kidnapped and held hostage (Seasons 1-5)
** The Sweaty Woman (Lori Beth Denberg): A large lady who always sweated; she often yelled out useful information and babbling questions, and occasionally produced objects from her person such as a pitcher of milk or a blow dryer (Seasons 3-4)
** Milk Man (Josh Server): Superdude's nemesis; his crimes include kidnapping Santa Claus and creating a "funny milk" that made everyone laugh uncontrollably (a nod to Joker venom) (Seasons 1-3)
** Butter Boy (Kel Mitchell): A villain in a butter suit who was melted by Superdude's heat vision; Milk Man's butter-in-law. (Season 2)
** Yo Gurl (Kel Mitchell): A villain who throws yogurt who was frozen by Superdude's cold breath. (Season 3)
** Cow Boy (Kel Mitchell): A villain dressed as a cow who attacks with milk out of his udders. (Season 4)
** The Explaining Girl (Katrina Johnson [Seasons 1-3] and Amanda Bynes [Seasons 4-5] ): In every Superdude sketch, someone would not know what "lactose intolerant" meant, and this little girl would appear from extremely odd places (such as inside a freezer or grocery display) to explain it. She would also help Superdude if he was drenched by milk or any other dairy products. (Seasons 1-5)
** Fake Superdude (Amanda Bynes): A little girl who pretended to be Superdude to rob a bank; she had no superpowers, but still managed to trick the (stupid) populace into believing she was him. (Season 3)
** The Dairy Godfather (Josh Server): The godfather of all dairy. (Season 5)
* "Ask Ashley""All That: Fresh Out the Box", Steve Holland, Pocket Books, 1998] was a sketch starring Amanda Bynes as a little girl named Ashley, who offered advice from her bedroom on a TV series. She was sweet and friendly until she read letters sent in by clueless viewers. The first letter that Ashley ever read was written by somebody who had no idea how to turn their peanut butter and jam sandwich over (her mother put the jelly on the wrong side and Ashley yelled "TURN THE STINKING SANDWICH "OVER"!!!!"). After reading a letter, Ashley would go on a violent tirade against the letter's author. Her characteristic phrase, "Thaaaaat's me!" during the sketch became one of the sketch's trademarks. In one memorable episode, Dr. Joyce Brothers made an appearance to talk to Ashley about her tirades and even read one of the letters, and like Ashley (who was her biggest fan) also launched into a tirade. The final letter read by Ashley (in the original series finale) was asking her why she is so mean to everyone who sends letters. (Seasons 3-6)
* "Ishboo" (Kenan Thompson) was a foreign exchange student whose customs were rather unusual to Americans. It was proper in Ishboo's foreign land (which was never named) to shout "Walla Walla Woo!" and hide behind furniture in a panic after somebody sneezed. It was proper to bark like a dog while proposing a toast. It was customary to give your psychiatrist a live lobster on your first visit. When Ishboo's American friends gave him a birthday cake, he ran for a fire extinguisher in a panic and immediately doused the candles, asking, "How dare you set fire to my birthday cake?" It is suspected that Ishboo may have been a fake, as he is quite adept at getting out of troublesome situations-even those he "did not understand" seconds before. To escape from predicaments, he would hypnotize people by using his "swinging jewel". Comedian Sinbad guest starred as Ishboo's father, Sinboo. (Seasons 1-3)
* "USS Spaceship" was a parody of "Star Trek". It featured Amanda Bynes as Captain Tantrum, commander of the U.S.S. Spaceship. She was only a child, and often whined and screamed to get her way. Her crew included Singo (Kel Mitchell), who sang everything he said, First Mate (Josh Server) who tried to reason with her and often failed, Officer Ulcer (Kenan Thompson), who spoke in an odd accent and followed orders, and Susumi (Alisa Reyes), later replaced by Lt. Fondue (Christy Knowings). They traveled around space and often encountered villains such as Crouton, which, as his name suggests, is a large, human-like crouton (played by Danny Tamberelli), Thumbtax, a mechanical woman (played by Lori Beth Denberg), or the Queen of the Hoganoids, a pig-like monster (played by Tricia Dickson). Captain Tantrum would often scream and cry when she encountered the villains, and Thumbtax always relented. In one memorable sketch, the crew defeated the greedy Hoganoids by sending over a missile and then energizing it, sending bacon flying everywhere. (Seasons 3-4)
* "Repair Man": Whenever a device, item, or piece of equipment broke in a household, workplace, or public area, Repairman (played by Kel Mitchell) appeared (usually by falling from the sky and crashing into something on the way like a ceiling, roof, or wall), claiming he could fix it. However, he usually ends up further damaging the article he intended to repair, finding other things in the vicinity to “repair," and ultimately angering the owners. In the beginning of the sketch when asked to identify himself he exclaimed, with a self-made echo, "“I’M REPAIR MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN!!”" He would finish off his introduction with a rather sinister and insane laugh. Once, he called in a "second opinion" and introduced a one-time character, REPAIR BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY, who was played by Leon Frierson. (Seasons 1-5)
* "Cooking With Randy And Mandy" was a sketch starring Kenan Thompson and Angelique Bates. Every now and then, When Cooking With Randy and Mandy started, the two greeted each other with "Hi, Randy," and "Hi, Mandy." The two played a duo named Randy and Mandy, who had their own cooking show on the fictional channel 106B. Every recipe concocted by the duo always contained massive amounts of chocolate (for example: spaghetti smothered in chocolate syrup). The only reason they had chocolate for every recipe is only because they are obsessed with chocolate. In one sketch, Randy gets in a hot tub that, instead of water, contains liquid chocolate. When Angelique Bates left, the sketch was renamed "Cooking With Randy". (Seasons 1-4)
* "Mrs. Hushbaum" was a sketch starring Lori Beth Denberg. Mrs. Hushbaum was a librarian who was very loud. She commonly honked her air horn and blew her whistle while students are studying. She always engaged in noisy activities such as bowling, fighting a bull, hosting a New Year's Eve party, herding sheep, talking loudly on the phone, chomping on chips, bouncing on a pogo stick, using a jackhammer, working a "Test Your Strength" game, riding a motorcycle, frying bacon, sharpening pencils, playing a pinball game, playing an organ, using a leaf blower, practicing karate, shaving, lifting weights, dancing to the Macarena, and even engaging in a rock guitar battle. Ironically, when someone else in the library made the tiniest sound, including asking her to stop what she was doing, she would scream things like, "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! CAN'T YOU READ?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO STUDY! HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE?! IF YOU CAN'T BE SILENT, I'LL BE VIOLENT!" A trademark of the sketch was her air horn, and the signs she had placed around the library that read, "Quiet", "No Talking", "Shut Up", "Stifle", "Hush", "Silence", and "Shhh". (Season 1-4)
* "Whateverrrr!" was a sketch starring Amanda Bynes and Christy Knowings as Gina and Jessica. They played a pair of loud, ditzy valley girls who hosted their own television show. The duo commonly talked about very materialistic things, such as broken fingernails, and their obsession with Leonardo DiCaprio. This sketch, like "Cooking With Randy And Mandy", aired on channel 106B, and in addition had a set change and theme sketches, sometimes with famous people like NBA superstar Kobe Bryant. (Seasons 4-6)
* "Everyday French With Pierre Escargot": featured Kenan Thompson, sitting in a bathtub filled with suds, wearing a rain coat and matching hat. In the sketch, Thompson (as Pierre Escargot) would take a break from whatever he is doing (like playing an accordian or pretending to drive a car), say silly phrases in badly-pronounced French, and then translate them in English. The sketch was commonly used to introduce the show's musical guest. Some examples:
** "Hey, stop licking my kangaroo!"
** "Kiss me under the bologna tree."
** "May I take a nap in your nose?"
** "Like yogurt, I have fruit on my bottom."
** "I have not showered in 36 days."
** "Hey, why is your butt talking?"
** "Can I borrow your brothers pretty brassiere?"
** "Keep your hands off my chicken nuggets!" This was used in the 10th anniversary. (Seasons 1-5)
* "Life with Peter and Flem", in the tradition of an over-the-top "Goofus & Gallant or'Bud and Dud', was a sketch that featured Peter (Kel Mitchell) and Flem (Josh Server), doing the same thing but with different methods. Peter would use the right way while Flem would use his "own" stupid method. For example, "In turning off the TV, Peter uses a remote... Flem uses a brick." (Seasons 1-4)
* "Lemonade Scammer" was a sketch featuring an adorable little girl (played by Katrina Johnson) who just wanted to make some money selling her homemade lemonade. Unfortunately for people passing by, the little girl was extremely "persuasive", utilizing methods such as giving away peanuts soaked in pepper juice and then charging ridiculously hefty prices for her drinks, or making people pay extra for a cup, ice, or sugar. If a customer refused to pay or buy lemonade, the girl would cry and make up something that her mom would do as a punishment. A similar bit took place on the Tom Kane Show with Bill Thompson. (Seasons 1-3)
* "Fat Cop" was a parody of crime drama shows, featuring Danny Tamberelli as Jack Campbell, an obese cop. After a dramatic crime was revealed (one episode featured stolen electronics), Campbell would appear at the door. A Law & Order type credit sequence would play, featuring Campbell eating a mountain of spaghetti. He would then ask questions about victims' meals throughout the day, and "search" through fridges for clues while stuffing his face. Usually the clients would stomp away after a while, leaving him to enjoy eating everything. This was used in the 10th anniversery. (Seasons 4-5)
* "Detective Dan" was a sketch featuring a hopelessly incompetent private eye played by Josh Server. After a crime was committed, Dan would appear and make a horrible mess of things. In one episode, a wealthy woman's jewelry was stolen. When the butler walked by Dan covered in pearls and other gems, he let him go by while investigating a statue. His famous line was "I'm Detective Dan" in a thick, cliché private eye voice. He would sometimes add on to the line depending on the situation, such as when he walked in wearing a trenchcoat and boxers, and said, "I'm Detective Dan, and I'm not wearing any pants."This was used in the 10th anniversery. (Seasons 2-6)
* "Cheeseburger Doyle" featured a talking cheeseburger puppet who ran a detective agency in the style of Dick Tracy. Hapless victims often appealed to him to solve some mystery, and Doyle would infiltrate the scene of the crime in a disguise (usually a false mustache). Astoundingly, everyone was always tricked by the disguise, and Doyle would catch the culprit red-handed, spraying mustard or other condiments on him or her. The victim would be nearby to thank Doyle-and then attempt to eat him. Also, it would show a guy named Bill (Leon Frieson) he would always say "Ay, it's a talking cheeseburger," in a manly voice and then jump out a window laughing. (Season 6)
* "The Inconvenience Store" featured two "hoodrats" named Laneesha (Kenan Thompson) and Latanya (Nick Cannon) who work in a convenience store called Quick & Fast. They were loud and had a tendency to be rude to customers, and even verbally berated someone who tried to rob the store (Danny Tamberelli). Latanya's archnemesis was Latasha (Christy Knowings.) At the end of the sketches, Latanya would say "It's time to get our freak on!" and dance to Miami bass music. Latanya was later added as a major character and Nick's (fictional) cousin in "The Nick Cannon Show", again played by Nick Cannon. (Season 5)
* "Dudco Enterprises" After Kenan Thompson left "All That", Nick Cannon's Latanya character got a new job as a receptionist at Dudco Enterprises. Most of her time was spent talking on the phone, much to the chagrin of her boss (Christy Knowings). Similar to the Inconvenience Store, Latanya would dance to Miami bass music. After All That went on hiatus, the Latanya character would go on to The Nick Cannon Show. (Season 6)
* "Stuart" Stuart (Mark Saul) was a mentally imbalanced individual who took various minimum wage jobs. He would also say that he is "the greatest _____ IN ALL THE LAND!" His weird antics would often annoy or offend customers. When a customer would complain about something rude or horrible that Stuart just did, he would often say that it's okay, because I'm a (insert animal). Then, he would ioften grab a boombox and dance to the music he heard. A customer would complain about Stuart's bad service, and Stuart would say "You're not suggesting that I kidnapped the real _____, stolen their uniform, tied them up, and hid them in a _____." The cops would then go to the place Stuart mentioned and let the real clerk free. The real employee would then confront Stuart. Stuart would confess his crime and declare that he would be "the greatest _____ IN ALL THE LAND!!!!" Before the police could arrest him, Stuart would say "I will now hop on my _____ and ride off into the sunset." He then fleed the scene in an awkward manner, making animal noises. (Seasons 5-6)
* "Complaint Department" was set in a complaint department of a store, with people (portrayed by random cast members) waiting on line to complain about a purchased item to the clueless clerk, played by Lori Beth Denberg. The clerk would examine the item, and would either not find anything wrong with it, attempt to (badly) fix it herself, or give insane suggestions on how to fix it, until the consumer would leave, irritated. A common line from the clerk would be "...Is that your complaint?", which would further annoy the consumer. However, there was one special instance when Good Burger's Ed (played by Kel Mitchell) found her insane suggestions to make sense, and would fall in love with the clerk, the feeling being mutual. (Seasons 1-4)
* "Jimmy Bond: Agent 1/7" was a parody of James Bond. Josh Server played Jimmy Bond, a teenage secret agent who often had to save the world from dangerous villains. "W" (Kel Mitchell) often created gadgets designed to help Jimmy, but they always failed miserably. In later sketches "W" was replaced by "Z" (Nick Cannon). Jimmy's actual talent as a spy was questionable, but most of the villains were too strange or stupid to actually complete any evil plans. (Seasons 1 & 4-6) Villains included:
** Coldfinger (Kenan Thompson): A parody of Goldfinger. Had a frozen finger from a milkshake machine incident. (Seasons 1 & 4)
** Hot Toe (Christy Knowings): A vixen a with big toe full of volcanic magma. Attempted to blow up the world by touching her "hot toe" to Coldfinger's "cold finger", which only succeeded in turning Jimmy into a pig. (Season 4)
** Dr. Maybe (Mark Saul): A parody of Dr. No. Had trouble deciding on whether to do certain things or not. (Season 5)
** Mr. Big (Leon Frierson): A parody of the villain of the same name who wanted to eat the world. (Season 6)
** Mr. Nice-Guy (Gabriel Iglesias): A villain who used the power of politeness, good manners, and generally acting nice to conquer the world. (Season 6)
* "Seymour Reacts to Stuff" was a sketch that featured Kenan Thompson as Seymour. The sketch took place in a park. The sketch had something cute (which was never seen) that became more humorous, as usual. Seymour never said anything. (Season 5)
* "Happy Homestuff With Gloria Bankhead" was a parody of Martha Stewart featuring Christy Knowings as Gloria Bankhead and Mark Saul as her mute assistant Andre. She makes household items out of trash and Andre constantly bothers her. In one sketch Bill Clinton, potrayed by Gabriel Iglesias, appeared as a guest.(Season 6)
* "Cheese Police" were a pair of policemen who accuses people of using cheese illegally. They mainly featured Kel Mitchell as Officer Colby. (Seasons 1-2 & 4)
* "Dont Do This @ Home/School" was a sketch showing a kid (Leon Frierson) doing things that should never be done at home or school. (Season 5)
* "Dr. Debbie" was a sketch where Amanda Bynes was a doctor who was also a cheerleader. One time she helped Bernie Kibbitz, played by Josh Server. (Season 6)
* "Boring Man" was a sketch where the superhero Boring Man (played by Danny Tamberelli) told boring stories to his enemies and putting them to sleep and his side-kick Pillow-Boy (Leon Frierson) gave them pillows to lay on. His arch-nemesis is Hypno-Pants (played by Mark Saul), who hypnotizes his victims using a hypno-disk on his butt.(Season 6)
* "Babychat" was a sketch where 2 babies named Lulu (Christy Knowings) and Chester (Gabriel Iglesias) explored a certain topic. Christy knew the topic but when she passed it to Gabriel, he just acted like a baby. (Season 6)
*"Okrah" was a sketch that featured Kel Mitchell as Okrah, a parody of Oprah Winfrey. (Seasons 2-3)
*"Lester Oaks, Construction Worker" was a construction worker played by Kenan Thompson who would appear in random sketches. He always said "construction worker" after his name. (Seasons 1-5)
*"Bernie Kibbitz" (Josh Server) was an old man who would appear in random sketches, notably Good Burger. (Seasons 3-6)
*"Jiffy Springs" (Amanda Bynes) was a parody of Britney Spears. (Season 6)
*"Channel 6 1/2 News" featured Brenda Stone (Christy Knowings), a rather obnoxious news anchorwoman, and Ray Borealis (Josh Server), a weatherman who was often put into dangerous places to report the weather (i.e., a hurricane in Montana, the North Pole, Mars, a desert, a dumpster, a very tall building, etc.) (Seasons 5-6)
**"Channel 6 1/2 Sports" featured two sports casters, Jack Tackahashi (Kenan Thompson) and Mack Tackahashi (Josh Server). Neither are related to each other. The pair would usually have events at Dullmont High School (i.e., A girl (Amanda Bynes) trying to sit next to the popular kids during lunch, a boy (Leon Frierson) trying to finish a test, and a guy (Nick Cannon) trying to ask a girl (Christy Knowings) to dance with him). A repoter named Bo Stallion (Danny Tamberelli) also appeared in the sketches. (Season 5)
*"Francis the Caveman" (Danny Tamberelli) was a talk show host who also appeared in random sketches. He was accompanied by Studs Wilkinson (Josh Server) on his talk show. (Seasons 5-6)
*"Antoine" (Kenan Thompson) was a hippie who would appear in random sketches. (Seasons 3-5)
*"Benji Martin" (Gabriel Iglesias) was supposedly Ricky Martin's younger brother who would be booked for events that Ricky could not attend himself. (Season 6)
*"Lump Maroon" featured Kel Mitchell as a boy named Lump Maroon who never says anything but "Jupiter!" (Seasons 3-5)
*"Mavis and Clavis" were two old guys played by Kenan Thompson & Kel Mitchell. (Seasons 1-5)
* "You Can't Win " was a parody of game shows, featuring host Jerry Futile, played by Josh Server. Three contestants, played by other cast members, would appear on the show. As the title suggested, it was quite literally impossible for the contestants to win. The first round featured quiz questions that either had no answer or were incomplete (a classic example: "How many shoes?"). After the quiz round, contestants would be asked to perform random and completely difficult tasks, such as transforming a sheep into a dolphin, eating one's own shoe in ten seconds, or speaking to a dog in another language. On one notable occasion, female bodybuilder Helga Schlumpkenfist (played by Danny Tamberelli) actually completed her task-eating 400 meatballs. However, she accidentally ate three extra meatballs, and once again lost.
* "Everything for Free Store" is a sketch that took place in a store where everything is free. However, an item must be brought to the register to be purchased, which contradicts the "free items" theme of the store. An example of this is Danny finding a watch and after hearing that it's free, walks towards the exit and is accused of shoplifting.
*"Bradley the Big Ol' Baby" was a grown man played by Kenan who acted like a baby. (Season 3)
*"What Do You Do?" was a parody of the hit Nickelodeon game show Figure It Out. The host was Winter Wonders (Christy Knowings). Like Figure It Out, this show also featured panelists having to guess what peoples' hobbies were. Only the panelists were characters from this show. (Season 4)
*"Action League Now" (Seasons 1 & 10)
*"I Luv Lucy" was a parody of the show I Love Lucy that featured Amanda Bynes as Lucy, Victor Cohn-Lopez as Ricky, Lori Beth Denberg as Ethel, and Kenan Thompson as Fred. One sketch showed Repairman trying to "fix" their color TV.(Season 4)
*"Helga" was a fat German girl played by Danny Tamberelli who beats up men. (Seasons 5-6)
*"An Important Message From Someone" (Season 6)
*"Dr. K" (Seasons 1-2)
*"Bacteria" (Seasons 1-2, 4)
*"Turbulent Airlines" (Season 6)
*"C.J. and the Cloudy Knights" (Season 4)
*"Squash-Hicks" (Season 3)
*"Megan Marples" (Seasons 4-5)
*"Dr. Bynes" (Seasons 3-4)

Notable sketches from Season 7-10

* "Know Your Stars" was a sketch that gave facts and info about a cast member or special guest. The sketch involved a random voice that made fun of individual cast members or guest stars, but the audience from offscreen would think it's all funny. An example of this is: "Britney Spears, hasn't brushed her teeth in 6 months." Almost all of them complain about this, with the exception of Totally Kyle ("The Amanda Show") when he agrees with everything the voice says and Pickle Boy who just tilts his head. This short sketch would appear during every episode. Dan Schneider would be the person who does the background voice for this sketch. In one season 10 episode they got dolls that said "My name is Lisa and I love puppies.... with GRAVY." They try to go find who made the dolls when they leave a voice says "All That" action figures a perfect way to get to KNOW YOUR STARS." (Seasons 7-10)
* "Bridget's Slumber Party" was a sketch that featured three girls who were constantly having a slumber party-Bridget (Chelsea), a boy-crazed teen, Gail (Giovonnie), a sunny, happy individual, and Claudia (Lisa), a frightening goth. Strange things would often happen during the slumber party, usually due to Claudia's magic. Claudia would suggest doing a disgusting thing and Bridget would say "do later!". Sometimes Bridget's little brother Elliot (Kyle) would interrupt the party, and the older girls would torture him. Whenever someone left the sketch, they would usually go out the window; this was mocked in one sketch featuring a pizza man. (Seasons 7-9)
** "A Poem by Claudia" after Giovonnie's departure, the character of Claudia was retained in a small sketch, during which Claudia would read a poem to children, alternating cute and horrifying lines until delivering the final line in a demonic voice. This would scare all the children home, all except Claudia. (Season 10)
* "Rowdy Fans" featured two rowdy fans (Shane and Jack) who were loud and bothersome. The pair often intruded in places that rowdy fans were unnecessary, such as on a date or in an operating room. They would yell, cheer, scream, make signs, and do the "butt-quake", annoying everyone they came in contact with. (Seasons 7-9)
* "Harry Bladder" was a spoof of Harry Potter. In it, Harry Bladder (Kyle), ReRon (Bryan), and Herhiney (Lisa) would attend magic class, usually potions with Professor Chafe, whose legs were badly chafed, causing him to be unnecessarily mean. The students often encountered the mischief-making Sacco (Shane). Many sketches including brewing potions that did silly things, like enlarge students' behinds, give males large breasts, or change people into bras. In one episode, Kenan Thompson appeared as Headmaster Pimpell (based on his old character); his grotesque pimple turned out to be the head of Lord Moldyshorts. A parody of this parody was, in the show "", where Carl said Jimmy's character in the play was Perry Bladder, a very close parody. (Seasons 7-8)
* "Thelma Stump: Oldest Bodyguard in the Business" featured Jamie Lynn's infamous character, Thelma Stump. Despite claiming to be a bodyguard, she was actually a security guard for the backstage of "All That". She was extremely old, and loved to sit in her rocking chair and knit while singing "Ain't No Sunshine". She was large and lumpy, and also had an immense love of bacon ("Bacon "goooood"). The sketches often featured a person, such as the musical guest or guest star, trying to pass Thelma. She would demand that the individual show her the backstage pass, which he or she rarely ever had. She would take their bacon where applicable, then usually beat them up until the person ran away. In one episode, Thelma Stump harasses a likeness of U.S president George W. Bush. (Seasons 8-9)
* "The Tilt-A-Hurl" featured Ernie (Kyle), an intern at an amusement park. His job was to run a roller coaster called "The Tilt-A-Hurl", which was famous for making people vomit profusely. Anyone who rode the Tilt-A-Hurl had usually eaten some huge amount of food just before riding, such as a troop of Girl Scouts who had eaten s'mores or the hot-dog eating champion of the world. Before the people would throw up, Ernie would say "Here comes the loopy-de-loop", and then they would throw up. Ernie constantly tried to move out of the way of the inevitable vomit, but always failed. (Seasons 7-9)
* "Sugar and Coffee" featured Buzz (Kyle) and Kaffy (Lisa), who were hosts of a game show called "Sugar and Coffee". As the title suggests, the pair was extremely hyperactive, as they constantly ate pure sugar and drank massive amounts of coffee. They would force their guests to do the same thing from giant orbs of sugar and coffee attached to the ceiling, which usually led to overactivity in the worst way. In the final series, they left their usual talk show set, and interrupted proceedings in such places as a school or hospital. This was the first full-length sketch to feature the new cast, and was the most frequently used through their four seasons. This was used in the 10th anniversery. (Seasons 7-10)
* "ChitChat" was a sketch that featured Stacy Chit (Giovonnie), host of her own late-night show "where the chat hits the fan!" Stacy always booked exciting guests, including pro skater Tony Hawk. Unfortunately, the guest would never do anything exciting, and often told long, boring stories (in the case of Tony Hawk, he wanted to discuss the joy of knitting). During those boring stories, Stacy would do something distracting to the guest, interrupting his/her story. When Stacy tired of the guest, she would scream "BORING!" and press a button on her desk. The guest's chair would then eject them, sending him or her flying out the window. In one memorable sketch, after Stacey launched someone, she went to sit down...unintentionally falling on the floor when trying to sit on her chair and causing everyone on set to laugh uncontrollably, including Giovonnie herself. (Seasons 7-9)
* "The Unreal World", a parody of MTV's "The Real World", featured monsters such as Spella, a stuck up witch (Chelsea Brummet); Vlad, a suave & wealthy vampire (Jack DeSena); Spirit, the ghost of a cheerleader who was murdered after having a barbecue fork stuck in her head (Lisa Foiles); Frankie, an idiotic monster (Shane Lyons); Farrah, a sassy mummy (Giovonnie Samuels); Zoe, a decayed zombie (Jamie Lynn Spears, funny enough the name "Zoey" was used on Spear's show Zoey 101); Head, a frozen head found in the refrigerator (Christina Kirkman); and Gabe, an accountant (Kyle Sullivan) who turned into a werewolf. This sketch was voted as the greatest in "All That" history on the "10th Anniversary Reunion Special". (Seasons 8-9)
* "Randy Quench, Volunteer Fireman": the title character (Jack), was a deranged volunteer fireman (purported to frequently forget his medication) who interrupts various scenarios to extinguish relatively benign fires: candles, barbecues, or even a movie screen showing a burning building. He eventually uses a large hose to douse the entire cast and extras, often gives Chelsea's character mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and has the catch-cry "here comes me," as he swings into action. This was used in the 10th anniversary. Whenever he said his name and his name appeared in red in captioning, the audience would cheer like bad valley girls. (Seasons 8-10)
* "American Idiot", was a parody of "American Idol", featuring Kyle as Brian Peefest, Giovannie as Mandy Snackson, Chelsea as Polly Baboon, and Jack as Slimon Bowel. Remaining cast-members would perform acts of idiocy on stage, and the judges would respond in the same manner as their real-life counterparts. (Seasons 7-9)
* "Sneaky Camera with Vance LaFoon" was a one-time only sketch that featured Kyle Sullivan as Vance LaFoon, "master of practical jokes." In the sketch, Vance planned to hide inside a garbage can in order to surprise people by jumping out at them, a la "Candid Camera". Unfortunately, when Vance climbed inside the garbage can, a large car ran over it, causing him to collapse. (Season 9)
* "Comin' at ya" is a sketch in which a rotating pair of cast members would shoot a combination of 3 substances at the camera. (Season 7)
* "Rate the Pain" was a sketch that featured a random cast member and an older man who would have some horrible pain inflicted on himself. Some sketches included him watching an old lady undress, dropping a crab down his pants, and even having a piano falling on him from the ceiling. Every painful occurrence caused him to scream horribly, until he would deliver the pain's rating on a one to ten scale in a deadpan voice. The only event that ever scored a perfect ten was the old lady in a bikini. (Seasons 7-8)
* "Advice from the Old Lady in Shane's Mouth" featured series creator Dan Schneider as an elderly woman who lived in Shane's mouth. She would give random advice, with the final piece always being, "DON'T LIVE IN A MOUTH!" (Seasons 7-9)
* "Shane Fights with Stuff/Shane Vs. Things" featured Shane dressed in a karate uniform, preparing to fight something. An unseen announcer would announce a seemingly harmless item as Shane's opponent, such as a toilet. Shane would laugh, but then the object would be tossed into the ring. Somehow, the object would always manage to cause Shane to collapse on the floor. (Seasons 7-9)
* "Bucket Man" starred Shane as Bucket Man, a superhero. A bucket of radioactive waste had been dumped onto his head, granting him amazing superpowers. Unfortunately, the bucket was permanently stuck over his face, making Bucket Man unable to see anything. He would try to save the day, but always ended up running around blindly and destroying everything. (Seasons 7-8)
* "Trashin' Fashion" starred Lisa and Jamie Lynn as Carlee and Marlee, two girls with a "passion for trashin' fashion!" The two would report live from various high school related events, such as a dance or a party. Carlee and Marlee would walk around the room and mock everyone's clothing choices but their own. Kyle would sometimes appear as the special "Nerd Correspondent." One notable sketch featured Carlee and Marlee making fun of police officers in too-small uniforms! This was used at the party in the green room at the 10th anniversary. (Seasons 8-9)
* "Vocabulary with Lisa and Her Little Friend Oswald" featured Lisa and a puppet named Oswald, controlled by Dan Schneider. Lisa would announce a vocabulary word, and Oswald would use it in a sentence. Oswald's sentences will always be extremely rude and offensive to Lisa; for example, when the word was "income", the sentence was, "I was having a good time, then income your ugly face!" (Seasons 7-9)
* "Wake-Up Scene" featured a random cast member, waking up in their room, turning off the alarm clock and opening the blinds and finding the special/musical guest facing them, they'd always scream and run away and the special/musical guest was always telling them to stop screaming and to come back. (Seasons 7-9)
* "The Rougenecks" featured a hillbilly family who is supposed to talk about a certain topic (which no one understands) so the husband suggests they ask Meemaw, but the daughter and wife always tells him that she's dead, but he doesn't believe them and does something that would make them think she is still alive. At the end of the skit, they fiddle dance. In the final season, the skit was spun off into "Ask Meemaw" (Season 10).
*Clem Rougeneck (Jack DeSena): uneducated head of the Rougeneck clan, and unaware that his mother is dead.
*Mama Rougeneck (Lisa Folies): arrogant co-head of the Rougeneck clan.
*Buford Rougeneck (Shane Lyons): unintelligent son of the Rougeneck family, also Percy's cooking show co-host.
*Betty Jo Rougeneck (Jamie Lynn Spears): middle child of the Rougeneck clan.
*Cindy Lou Rougeneck (Christina Kirkman): the baby of the Rougeneck family who talks.
*Rougeneck introducer (Kyle Sullivan): well-to-do boy in classy surroundings who introduces each Rougeneck skit*
*Meemaw Rougeneck (Unknown): deceased mother of Papa Rougeneck, whose body still lives with the family. (Season 9)
* "The LAMOS" was a team of superheroes that didn't do anything right they included:
** Dr. Laser (Kyle Sullivan): A doctor who can fire lasres out of his fingers, but for pointing purposes only.
** The Barber (Denzel Whitaker): A barber who can create any hairstyle.
** The Sprinkler (Ryan Coleman): Half-man, half-sprinkler.
** Mega-Butt (Chelsea Brummet): A girl who can inflate her butt and hit people with it.
** Old Man: A man who's really old.
** The Toddler: A baby who toddles. (Season 10)
*"Zortogs": A alien family that owns a resturant on Earth. They usually served meat. But the meat is not made out of regular meat, it is made out of humans. As a running gag, the Earth consumers would assume that anything that goes on in the resterant is part of an "alien theme". The family is made up of Papa Zortog (Jack DeSena), Jessiquat Zortog (Chelsea Brummet), and their son and daughter Zsa Zsa and Gwok Zortog (Christina Kirkman and Denzel Whitaker respectively). (Season 10)
*"2 Gether 4 Ever" A skecth about a boy and a girl that like each other and give tips on how to be "the perfect couple". Heather (Lisa Foiles) is the head cheerleader and Brad (Jack DeSena) is a jock and her boyfriend. Shane Lyons occaisionally appeared as Cupid. In Season 10, When Shane departured, the role was taken over by Denzel Whitaker (this replacement was mentioned by Cupid (Denzel) when he told off Brad and Heather: "I've been stuck, listening to your stupid arguments for years, ever since I was played by a white guy!"). Heather and Brad would make weird kissing noises. At the end of the sketch, they would argue and Heather would yell "INCOMING", and beat him up. (Season 9-10)
*"Sunshine Sally" A sketch where a doll named Sunshine Sally (Chritina Kirkman) would try to scare kids away for thier parents. Also in the end of the skit she would tell the parents "So go get the tacos!". (Season 9-10)
*"Percy Flavin" (Jack DeSena) was a nerd who constantly blabbers about something important. He hosted a cooking show with Buford Rougeneck. In later seasons he hosted an arts and crafts show with his sister Poncy (Christina Kirkman) as they sky dived, which would end with them crashing though a building before finishing the project. (Season 7-10)
*"Toy ER" - A sketch where doctors operate on people's toys.

See also

* All That

References

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