- List of Saturday Night Live commercials
The following is a partial list of "Saturday Night Live" commercial parodies. On "
Saturday Night Live" ("SNL"), a parody advertisementis commonly shown after the host's opening monologue. Fast food, beer, feminine hygieneproducts, toys, and automobiles have been frequent targets.
The commercial parodies have even targeted the "SNL" producers. A self-parody commercial featured "The Best of the First 20 Minutes", a parody of
Broadway Video's series of "SNL" compilation videos. It offered a compilation of bits from the Cameron Diaz/Smashing Pumpkins September 1998 episode before that episode had even finished.
1999, Will Ferrellhosted a clip showfeaturing many commercials.fact|date=April 2008 In late 2005the special was updated, featuring commercials created since the airing of the original special.
* Academy For Better Careers - spokesman
George Coepitches commercial for people to get jobs as stand-by operators.
* Action Cats - a parody of action figure toys featuring plastic armor/weapons for live cats.
* Adobe - very unsafe car, with a sticker price of $179; made entirely of
clay, it combines German engineering and Mexican know-how.
John Belushifor Christmas - Candice Bergentells people on letting John Belushi stay at their place for the holidays.
Al Sharpton's Casa De Sushi- Similar to Donald Trump's House of Wings or Derek Jeter's TacoHole, Al Sharpton (as himself) opens a Japanese restaurant even though Sharpton himself hates the food and only admits to opening the restaurant so he can pay for his political campaign.
* Aliens 4: Mad About You Aliens - promo for new NBC sitcom based on "
Mad About You" and the 1979 sci-fi movie "Alien".
Ale- An alcoholic beverage for the morning because "you can't wait till afternoon".
* Amazin Lazer - A consumer grade
laser gunfor cleaning up yard waste or for use in potential criminal acts.
* America's Turning Gay - a parody of Dr Pepper's "Be A Pepper" ad campaign where small-town residents celebrate the sudden realization that they're
* America's Worst Moments - a spokesman (
Chris Parnell) pitches a commemorative plate collection featuring America's most shocking and embarrassing moments in politics and pop culture.
American Cancer Society- season six public service commercial where a spokeswoman ( Gail Matthius) promises to discuss breast cancerand perform a self-exam on herself in an honest and open manner, but the promise is broken when the spokeswoman is shown with a striker bar covering her chest and explains the details of her self-exam in euphemisms.
* American Dope Growers Union - Laraine Newman (and several SNL castmembers and writers) support American-grown marijuana and their farmers.
Taser- A series of people--a pitchman ( Chris Parnell), a police officer ( Jason Sudeikis), a second pitchman ( Darrell Hammond), a sexual predator ( Seth Meyers), a businesswoman ( Amy Poehler), an angry wife ( Rachel Dratch), the angry wife's husband ( Will Forte), a black man ( Kenan Thompson), a racist nightwatchman ( Bill Hader), a militant black man ( Finesse Mitchell), a Star Trek geek ( Andy Samberg), and a third pitchman (host Jason Lee) each demonstrate the latest models of tasers by shocking each other until the last person (Lee) shocks himself. [ [http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05etaser.phtml American Taser] , a transcript from http://snltranscripts.jt.org/]
* And So This Is
Hanukkah- promo for celebrity-packed Hanukkah special who know very little about the holiday; was criticized by Jewish anti-defamation groups for its content.fact|date=April 2008 It was cut from the 60-minute reruns for Comedy Centraland E!, but not the NBCreruns.
* Angora Bouquet -
tranquilizer-laced face cleaner that "washes your brain as well as your face".
* Angry Dog -
dog foodthat turns any dog into a mindless killing machine. A picture of Michael Vickis on the package.
* Annuale - medicine that causes women to have one period a year, making them extremely violent (Tina Fey' character is shown going after two co-workers [Bill Hader and Andy Samberg] with a pink axe and Amy Poehler's character is shown kicking a man [Fred Armisen] in the groin and punching him in the face), greedy (Casey Wilson's character is shown shovel an entire birthday cake in her mouth at a child's party), and sexually frustrated (Kristen Wiig's character is shown French kissing a dog as it licks her face) due to an excessive stream of hormones
* Ass Don't Smell - personal hygiene spray intended to keep one's buttocks smelling fresh and clean; a parody of
* Autumn Fizz - "The Carbonated
* Baba Wawa Talks to Herself - TV special promo where Baba Wawa (
Gilda Radner) interviews herself.
* Bad Idea Jeans - a commercial featuring scenes of people discussing what can be considered "bad ideas" (for example, "Now that I have kids, I feel much better having a gun in the house"). After each scene, white text on a black background reads "BAD IDEA". Each scene also zoomed in on each person wearing said jeans (in a parody of then-current ads for
* Bad Haircuts- A warning to overseas travelers featuring host
Maureen Stapletonas one of many tourist abducted while overseas and given outlandish haircuts.
* Bad Seed - a venomous, near-hysterical
Nancy Reagan( Terry Sweeney) debunks rumors that her daughter, Patti's, novel "Home Front" is based on real life and pitches her own book that she co-wrote with Stephen King.
* Balz-Off - [wife speaking] Here's where undesirable behavior gets started... in the "freedom center" (
schematicdepicts husband's groin). Signals are sent to the brain... balls off BLOCKS those signals. Balls off, in regular, and new Italian strength.
* Banshee - a collection of 1970s-style speakers that blare out the voices of weeping widows for use during funerals.
* The Bass-O-Matic - A parody of
Ron Popeil's 1970 commercials with Dan Akroydas the pichman selling a blender specifically designed to liquefy fish.
* Bathroom Monkey - a housewife (
Janeane Garofalo) uses a disposable simian slave that keeps your bathroom clean.
* Berkeley Collection -
Jerry Rubinsells wallpaper with popular protest slogans from the 1960s and 1970s.
* The Best of T.T. and Mario - a CD collection featuring the raunchy song stylings of a 1970s singing couple (Maya Rudolph and Kenan Thompson).
* Betty Beer - Robin Duke, Christine Ebersol, and Mary Gross promote beer made for women.
* Big Brawn Feminine Napkins - large, rough-looking menstruation pads, with a song sung by a 50-foot tall lumberjack
Will Ferrellto a regular sized Molly Shannonwhose roof he has just torn off of her house to find her in the bathroom and in need. Parodies ads for Brawny paper towels.
* Big Red - a toy
Vikingfigure that spins around, spraying red liquid from of the horns of a stereotypical Viking helmet (absurdist parody of 'water sprinkler' type toys). Furthermore, the liquid is revealed to be hazardous as evidenced by the thick utility gloves included in the package included to clean up the resulting mess from the toy.
* Bio-Flex - parody of
exercise equipmentcommercials where Will Ferrell is attacked by a half-man/half-monkey creature, which is considered a workout.
* The Bitchslap Method - an informercial featuring a self-help video course that teaches troubled married couples to bitch-slap their spouses into submission.
*Blaine Hotel- Bumper during Weekend Update. Don Pardo announces that guests of the Saturday Night stay at the Blaine. Usually followed a Weekend Update report about yet another grisly murder at the Blaine Hotel. Parodies actual promotional announcements for the Essex House, where hosts actually stayed during the early seasons.
*Booty Bidness - rapper
Ludacris(as himself) pitches a new line of women's businesswear with racy phrases on them, such as "Porn Star," "Bi-Curious," "Tasty" (written on the rear end of a skirt), and "Nympho." Originally, the clothing line was called "Casual Bitch" and was seen on the dress rehearsal version of the episode hosted by Hugh Laurie.
* Brew Dude - a hat that dispenses beer for the college student who would rather party than study.
* Budd Light - a parody of the
Bud Light"Bring Out Your Best" ad campaign, Robin Williamsand Joe Piscopoare two ice hockeyplayers at a faceoff. The pay off comes when Piscopo says, "He ain't so bad. I don't know why my wife ran off with him," the puck is dropped immediately, a fight breaks out, and the voice over begins. The ad ends with Williams and Piscopo sitting on the ice and sharing a beer with gap-toothed smiles.
* Bug-Off - Rather than simply killing a
cockroach, this bug trap painfully tortures them and "gives them a lot to think about".
* Buh-Weet Sings - (
Eddie Murphy) All grown up, Buckwheat from " Our Gang" has recorded a compilation of songs sung in his own and very personal style, such as "Fee Tines a Mady," "Una Panoonah Banka," "Wookin' Pa Nub" and "Barbah ob Dabill," dedicated to his friend Alfalfa.
* Buon Giorno Ireland Buon Giorno - an Italian singer (
Don Novello) performs Irish songs in his native language.
*Burger Master - a fast food restaurant where people can get their burgers done any way they want -- no matter how weird or disgusting the requests.
* "CEO Dreamboats" - a magazine with famous businessmen as objects of desire for teenyboppers.
Calvin KleinCream Pies - Julia Louis-Dreyfusplays Andy, an annoying jean model who gets hit in the face with a custard pie after one of her shallow, rambling stories.
* Canis - Cologne for Dogs (parody of a Calvin Klein fragrance ad).
CaribbeanEssence Bath Oil - bubble bath solution that has a West Indian man ( Tracy Morgan) pop up during the bath and carry his bathers across a beach.
Carl Weathersfor Governor - following in the footsteps of his "Predator" costars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Carl Weathers (who last appeared on SNL when he hosted in 1988) promotes himself to be the next governor in any state that will take him.
ChameleonXLE - a luxury car on the inside, a dilapidated wreck on the outside, with such features as simulated transmission fluid leak, mismatched hubcaps (one painted school-bus yellow), coat hanger antenna and a supple, leather and wood interior, to deter the high risk of theft that accompanies luxury cars.
* The Change Bank - A parody of banking serveice commercials advertising a bank that only makes change. How are they able to be successful? "volume."
* cheapkids.net - a website dedicated to the sale of shoddy items for babies and toddlers (i.e., expired immunizations, used pacifiers, defective clothes, etc.) for irresponsible parents.
* Chess for Girls! - a parody of marketing children's toys based on gender. Unrelated to the chess game in general, a
chessset in which all the pieces have Barbiedoll-style bodies and chess piece heads; comes with accompanying dollhouse, beach wear, minivan, bubble blower, and so on. ("A classic game of strategy and wits...and bubbles!)
* Chia Head - parody of
Chia Pet/ Minoxidil("Not for use in salads!")
* Citizens for a Better America - Dr. Swen Gazzara (played by one-seasoner
Gilbert Gottfried) proves the value of hard work in America by asking Ronald Reaganto personally give him a "hum job."
* Classic Sing-Along with the Drunken-Asses - album featuring popular songs as sung by inebriated office workers.
* Clerasil (or Clärasil, pronounced with strong German accent), appeared in the "SNL" Sprockets parody of German pop culture. In this feature, a young woman uses Clerasil to get her
pimples away to get a new boyfriend. The word "pimples" in English is however confused in the sketch with the German word "pimplen" which is a strong German slang word with the same meaning as the English " fuck" (in the sexual sense). In the end of the commercial the speaker says in half-English/half-German that Clärasil will take the pimples/pimplen away - that is it will destroy your sex life.
* Clovin Hind Jeans - parody of the infamously racy Calvin Klein commercials that featured
Brooke Shields. Season six castmember Gail Matthiusplays Brooke in the commercial parody.
* Cluckin' Chicken - (
Phil Hartmanas the father and Adam Sandleras the voice of Clucky) A fast-food restaurant's animated mascot, when asked why he tastes so good, gleefully describes his death, decapitation, disembowelment, flame-broiling, and eventual consumption and defecation by humans.
* Cold Cock Malt Liquor -
Tim Meadowsand Ellen Cleghorneenjoy a tall can of this beverage, where with each sip summons a cartoon fist that whacks the drinker upside the head.
* Colon Blow - parody of high fiber cereals (notably Total), a man (
Phil Hartman) is told he'd need 30,000 bowls of his usual cereal to get the fiber of a single bowl of Colon Blow. Also available is Super Colon Blow, fiber content equal to that of 2.5 million bowls of the man's regular cereal. Each time a number is quoted, a pyramid of the same number of bowls appears under the man, rocketing him into the sky.
* Colonel Belmont's Old Fashioned Horse Glue -
Will Ferrellstars as Langford T. Belmont, a man whose family has been in the horse glue business for generations. It is a parody of commercials that try to appeal to old-fashioned values and tradition.
* Compulsion - a "Calvin Kleen" disinfectant, mocking Obsession perfume and featuring an
obsessive compulsivespokesmodel (played by Jan Hooks).
* Cookie Dough Sport - parody of
Gatoradesports drink for athletes who are emotionally distressed and need cookie dough as comfort food.
* Corn Chip Nail Tips - (
Tracy Morganand Maya Rudolph) Parody of "hip" potato chipcommercials, featuring corn chips that can be used as fake fingernails.
* Count Chocula Silver - Count Chocula (
Jimmy Fallon) promotes a newer version of his cereal made for the tastes of middle-aged people.
* The Crests And Troughs Of Vernon Hawley Jr. (
John Larroquette)- album about a country-western singer's bouts with alcoholism.
* Cracklin' Oat Flakes (Now With Ecstasy) -
Will Ferrellwakes up to find that he has run out of his normal cereal, Cracklin' Oat Flakes. His wife then offers Cracklin' Oat Flakes, now with ecstasy. He creeps out his coworkers, makes out with Chris Parnell, then runs half-naked through the streets until he's seen in bed with a pacifier in his mouth, playing with a glowstick. Its motto is: "Pounding at your heart with the fist of God!"
* Creeley's Soup-sketch in which
Gilda Radner, playing a child eating her soup, is annoyed by the announcer. He tells her that he will give her various things in exchange for the soup, and she says no until she finally gets frustrated and tells him "No, leave me alone, I'm eating!" The announcer then proceeds to tell her to take the little pieces of corn and shove them up into her nose. She asks why, and the reply is "because the soup man says so." She does. After pouring the bowl of soup all over her nose because according to the announcer "there's nothing better for a stuffy nose than nice hot soup," the slogan for "Creeley's Soup" comes on the screen, while the announcer says "Creeley's Soup. The Child Handler."
* Crystal Gravy - parody of the clear cola craze, specifically
Crystal Pepsicommercials. Julia Sweeneyenjoys a drumstick dipped in gravy straight from the jar, while Kevin Nealongleefully washes his face in the clear, gooey liquid.
* Dallas: The Home Game -
Charles Rocketpitches a home board game for dysfunctional families who can now act out their problems the same way the Ewings do on the 1980s drama "Dallas".
* Del Stader's Rabbit Hut- Restaurant specializing in rabbit, where customers choose, kill and prepare their own rabbit dinners.
* Derek Jeter's Taco Hole - Derek Jeter pitches a
tacorestaurant in his hometown of Pequannock, New Jersey(like Donald Trump's "House of Wings"), with a jingle sung to the Beach Boyssong Kokomo.
* "Die! Foreigner, Die!" - movie trailer for an action movie with
Sylvester Stalloneand Chuck Norrisout to kill anyone not legally from the United States.
* Dillon/Edwards Investments - a conservative financial company advertises in a deadpan tone that they are finally on the internet, with the only web address left by the time they got around to it: "clownpenis.fart".
* Direct Hits -
George McGovernplays a general selling an album of military-themed rewrites of popular songs (e.g. "My Boyfriend's Back" is rewritten as "Deploy Dense Pack").
* Disco Meltdown - season six fake commercial for a hip, new dance club in the reactor core of a
nuclear power plant.
* Dissing Your Dog -
Will Ferrellsells a dog training video for passive aggressivedog owners.
* Do You Know Me?- In a spoof of American Express ads, a soap-opera parody called "An Oval Office" (Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter, John Belushi as Bert Lance) suddenly becomes a credit card commercial when Lance, who had recently resigned under a cloud as Director of the Office of Management and Budget, begins addressing the camera.
* Dog Assassin - selling an alternative to
euthanasiaof your dog.
* Donald Trump's House of Wings - Donald Trump's own chicken wing restaurant, featuring Donald Trump as himself,
Horatio Sanzas David Crosby, and four cast members ( Seth Meyers, Kenan Thompson, Amy Poehler, and Maya Rudolph) as singing employees in chicken costumes.
* Don't Buy Stuff You Can't Afford - pitchman (
Chris Parnell) promotes a book about money management to a clueless couple ( Amy Poehlerand host Steve Martin).
* Dopenhagen and Happy Daze -
David Carradineplays a cowboy who likes to get high on marijuana he can chew instead of smoke. Parody of Copenhagen chewing tobacco.
* Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice - parody of
erectile dysfunctiontreatments. Incidentally, the commercial is either edited out completely or re-edited when rerun on NBCand E!; the originally aired version was more graphic, ending on a shot of Rob Rigglewith an enormous erection.
* Dr. Uncle Jimmy's Smokehouse and Outpatient Surgical Facility - a shady clinic that offers semi-professional surgery and mediocre barbecue cuisine.
* Dropping The L.B.'s With Missy E -
Missy Elliott( Tracy Morgan) pitches a workout video featuring her impossible-to-imitate dance moves.
* Drums, Drums, Drums -
Chevy Chase's album featuring his drum solos ( Late Night with Conan O'Briendid a similar bit, only with Max Weinberg).
* Duster's Digest - a magazine similar to "High Times", only now appealing to PCP addicts instead of marijuana smokers.
* DynaCorp - announcer (voice of
Chris Parnell) confuses Jessica Simpsonwith food products similar to Chicken of the Seabrand tuna. Parodies Jessica Simpson's remark on the MTVreality show, "", where she asked Nick Lacheyif Chicken of the Sea was tuna or chicken.
* Dynasty's Greatest Fights - Linda Evans (played by host
Pamela Sue Martin) and Joan Collins (played by castmember Pamela Stephenson) promote an album featuring "Dynasty"'s greatest catfights.
* Dyson Toilet - Parody of
Dysonvacuum cleaner ads.
* Easy Date - Parody of
eHarmonyand other matchmakingwebsites. All of the matches are alluded to be between prostitute and .
Ed McMahon's School of Laughing - a school that trains people who want to make money by performing on laugh tracks.
* Eddie Murphy--Good Samaritan - promo for a TV show about former "SNL" castmember
Eddie Murphy(played by fellow black castmember, Tim Meadows) helping out transvestite prostitutes (parodying the incident where Murphy was pulled over by police for helping a transvestite prostitute).
* Einstein Express - An
express courierservice that handles late arriving packages by sending them literally back in timeto the desired arrival date. The slogan is "When it absolutely, positively has to be there the day before yesterday."
* Elián! The Cuban Boy- Promo for Disney-produced Broadway musical about
Elián González, the actual young boy turned over to his father in Cuba after resistance from relatives in Florida with Christopher Walkenas Fidel Castro.
*"Energy for a Gullible America"- Parodies Exxon's "Energy for a Strong America" campaign. Don Pardo is the voiceover announcer for a spot decrying high production costs for elaborate oil-company commercials and offering this as an excuse for high energy prices.
* The Englehart Five - The German
quintet's new album has Helga Englehart ( Eva Longoria) and her three brothers (Rolf, Fritz, and Yorgen; Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, and Seth Meyersrespectively) singing songs about their brother Klaus's ( Will Forte) death in a hunting accident with Rolf, who is now on trial for murder.
* Enzo - an early 1980s commercial parody for mouthwash made after
Ozzy Osbourne(played by Tim Kazurinsky) gets entrails stuck in his teeth from biting the heads off bats.
* EternaRest Coffin Mattresses - padding that outlasts the corpse in caskets.
* Eych! - "Eych! It's the only hairball remover that cats ask for, by name." A spoof of
Meow Mix, but instead the cats cough in an exceedingly funny manner.
Queen Latifahplays a businesswoman who takes an aspirinto combat headaches brought on by interns asking questions about the stereotypical behavior of black people.
* Exclusive Connections -
Paris Hiltonpromotes a sex chat line catering to nerds who are interested in sci-fi and fantasy movies.
* FX-70 Cheese Slicer -
Candice Bergenpitches a Polaroid camera that dispenses cheese slices.
* Fear Factor, Jr. - promotion for the latest installment of the NBC reality show "
Fear Factor"; Joe Rogan ( Fred Armisen) coerces children to do dangerous and disgusting stunts like on the regular "Fear Factor". Rob Riggleappears (uncredited, a year before he was hired by SNL) as father of a child who must eat maggots from a plate of eggs Benedict, or his parents divorce!
* Federline -
Kevin Federline( Ashton Kutcher) pitches his new line of briefs underwear to get out of the shadow of his wife, Britney Spears; in black-and-white, like early Calvin Kleincommercials.
* First Citiwide Change Bank - bank specializing in making change and exchanging money for new crisp bills; profits by volume, parodies 1980s "
talking head" bank advertisements.
* Flex - deodorant laced with
steroids that provoke its users to behave like animals.
* Fresh Baseball -
Bob Uecker's new drink made from pureed baseballs.
* Fried Chicken Fields Forever - VH-1 movie promo for a biopic about the trials and tribulations of Beatles members
Paul McCartney( Alan Cumming) and John Lennon( Jimmy Fallon) opening a chicken restaurant.
* The Fruiting - a fake movie trailer for a horror flick where citrus fruits attack a family living in a haunted mansion.
* Gandhi and the Bandit - fake movie trailer for
Smokey and the Bandit-esque movie with Mahatma Gandhiin the starring role.
* Gangsta Bitch Barbie - new
Barbiedoll perpetuates stereotypes of black people living in the ghetto (the doll comes with Jolly Ranchers, a pack of Newports, and a restraining orderagainst her boyfriend, Tupac Ken). Parodies use of hip hop culturein advertisement.
* Galactic Prophylactic -
Prophylactics made with a steel core for extra durability. Parodied the Ron Popeil infomercials.
* Gary Busey Motorcycle Helmet - following
Gary Busey's near-fatal helmetless motorcycle crash, this clip featured Phil Hartmanas Busey endorsing a new line of protective headgear. On top of the helmet, the ad featured an enormous foam rubber "helmet protector," and mentioned a "helmet protector protector" which was too large to be shown.
* Gaystrogen - a parody of the
Estroven hormonedrug about a drug for men over 45 suffering from "queer loss."
* Gidget Goes To Shock Therapy - a
psychiatrist( Jane Curtin) interrupts a sketch featuring three women acting like little girls to report that they all suffer from a mental disorder that makes them act childish.
* Girls Gone Wild Katrina - Doug Stanhope (
Jason Sudeikis) videotapes college girls stranding in the flooded city of New Orleans and offers them fresh water and beads in exchange for them flashing their breasts and "going wild".
* "The Goombahs" - Because of the success
HBOreceived with " The Sopranos", Showtimecreates its own show about a Mafiaboss and his family.
* Grable and Lombard - fake movie trailer about the
lesbianwedding of Betty Grableand Carole Lombard.
* Graffiti: Say No -
Rudolph Giulianicracks down on graffitiartists defacing the city by adding insults next to their handiwork.
* Grayson Moorhead Securities - lampoons brokerage companies projecting a competent, trustworthy, ethical image, although the company representative being interviewed is anything but.
* Gun City - a "Crazy Eddie"-esque pitchman (
Joe Piscopo) sells guns as Christmas presents.
* Handi-Off - A
topicaltreatment used for removal of excess fingers. ("Also try new 'Toe-Riffic' for toes!")
Happy Fun Ball- a seemingly simplistic children's toy with numerous disclaimers for absurdly dangerous health hazards. "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball," and "Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin."
* Harley's Bristol Cream - a parody of
Harvey's Bristol Cream, in which Gilda Radnergets progressively drunk on the product and begins shouting out of her apartment window at passersby, trolling for dates.
* "Have a Nice Day" - a trailer for a horror movie where smiley faces haunt potential
* Hedley and Wyche: The British Toothpaste - spoofs the
stereotypethat the British have poorly-maintained teeth, by showing them using a toothpaste sweetened with sugar. Mike Myers starred in this commercial and later recycled the joke in Austin Powers.
* Heil Hits - a spoken-word album featuring
Adolf Hitler's speeches.
* Hey, You - a perfume for women in search of a
* Hell (A Message From The Almighty) - parody of
1980s Michelobcommercials where Jon Lovitz, Randy Quaid, Damon Wayans, Anthony Michael Halland others are shown celebrating their latest conquest in the business world and living the good life until the end of the commercial where they all burn in Hellfor living empty, overly ambitious lives.
* Helmsley Spook House -
Leona Helmsley(played by Nora Dunn) creates a haunted house with the same style, class, and obedient workers as her hotels.
* HiberNol - parody of
NyQuilads featuring a cold medicine designed to knock a person out for the entire cold and flu season.
* Hire The Incompetent - a temp agency that uses unskilled workers for hire. First appearance of
Gilda Radner's recurring character Roseanne Roseannadanna.
* "Holding Your Own Boobs" Magazine - commercial for magazine featuring male and female celebrities cupping their breasts. Features
Sarah Michelle Gellarand Will Ferrell.
* Home Security Decoy -
mannequins posing as criminals already breaking into a house to trick real thieves into thinking its already being robbed.
* Homocil - a special drug that helps reduce the stress of parents with
homosexualchildren. "Because it's your problem, not theirs."
* Horror Movie Trailers - During Tony Perkins' monologue, the audience is shown trailers for ill-conceived horror flicks like "Driven to School" (about a boy whose mother won't let him walk to school) and "Dressed to Kill" (preceding the Brian de Palma movie of the same title, this one is about women duped into purchasing clothing with fatal features like spikes that stab anyone attempting to come into physical contact with them).
* How To Order Sushi Like A CEO - a pompous executive (
Matt Dillon) promotes a book on how to order at sushi restaurants, all the while patronizing a sushi restaurant waitress ( Maya Rudolph).
* Huggies Thong - useless diapers shaped like thongs, parodying parents who dress their children in risque clothes more suited for adults.
* Human Hair Potholders -
Squeaky Fromme( Laraine Newman) and Sandra Goode ( Jane Curtin) sell potholders made from their own hair.
* Infiniti Toilets - Mike Myers doing 2 toilet ads (same style as the
Jonathan Pryce Infiniti J30commercials). The toilets advertised have such features as a slide-in cupholder and a non-stick coating.
* I Do Not Agree With Many Of This Administration's Policies - Neil Young's (
Kevin Spacey) latest album features less than subtle songs criticizing George W. Bush's administration.
* Iranian Joke Book -
Charles Rocketpitches book on how to fake kidnappings and executions from Iran
* iPhone - Fred Armisen plays a man who uses his iPhone to keep his relationship with his pregnant wife (
Maya Rudolph) separate from his affair with a French Canadian woman whom he loves more "(in the reruns of the Brian Williams/Feist episode [the episode that featured this fake commercial] , this was replaced with another iPhone fake commercial; this time featuring Jason Sudeikis as a man who uses his iPhone to find an escape route as he's running from the police)"
* I Was Not a Sucker for Saturday Night -
Laraine Newman(as her recurring character, Sherry) pitches a book about her risque encounters with the male writers of "Saturday Night Live".
* J.J. Casuals - Jack Johnson (
Andy Samberg) promotes shoes shaped like bare feet for those who are as casual as he is.
* Jackass: The Musical - promo for Broadway play about the dangerous stunts from
* Jamitol - Spoof of
Geritolin which a husband (played by Chevy Chase) extols the virtues of the multivitaminthat has kept his wife, who happens to be male (played by Michael O'Donoghue) working to the point of exhaustion. ("My wife. I think I'll stuff her.")
* Jams - Carries the Smucker's Jams slogan ("With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good!") to absurd extremes, promoting jams that taste so good that the manufacturers dare to give them horrible and disturbing names. Most members of the first season cast appear as spokepeople each trying to outdo each other on the "best" jam in the following order:
Jane Curtain- Fluckers "It's got to be good!"
Chevy Chase- Nose Hair "You can imagine how good it must be mm-mm!"
Dan Aykroyd- Death Camp "Just look for the barbed wire on the label!"
John Belushi- Dog Vomit + Monkey Pus "This stuff has got to be terrific!"
Chevy Chase- Painful Rectal Itch "The taste? (kisses fingers)"
Dan Aykroyd- Mangled Baby Ducks "Great jam! Beautiful jam!"
John Belushi- 10,000 nuns and orphans who were eaten by rats "O so good!"
Garrett Morristhen brings in a jar thats "So disgusting you can't say it on television!"
*Jar Glove: in a parody of the black and white dramatizations of someone struggling to do an everyday task without the use of the product being sold, a housewife (
Kristen Wiig) accidentally kills her husband ( Jason Sudeikis), resists arrest, gets sentenced, goes to jail, plots an escape, and hides out from prison guards--all because she struggled with opening the lid on a jar without the Jar Glove.
*Javis Homer Security System - a commercial that starts out as one for diapers, featuring Will Ferrell explaining the first time he had to change his baby's diaper. When the baby's real mother (
Ana Gasteyer) comes in, she yells, "Who the hell are you?!" and the man makes a frantic escape out the window while the mother cries and holds her baby in fear.
* Jenson Mint - phony dollars and coins for rich people who want homeless panhandlers to leave them alone once and for all. The 60-minute syndicated version has the middle-finger gesture on the backs of the coin and the dollar bill digitally obscured and on a late-night
NBCrerun, the commercial was edited out entirely.
* Jewess Jeans - brand of jeans
Gilda Radnermodels; no one has to be Jewishto wear them, "but it wouldn't hurt." Parodies JordacheJeans commercials.
* Jiffy Express - when it had to be there yesterday, they'll
back-datepackages and simulate shipping delays.
* Jiffy Pop Air Bag - eat popcorn while you're waiting for the ambulance to arrive. Plays on familiarity with
* Jogger Motel - "Joggers jog in, but they don't jog out." Plays on familiarity with the
* Joe Dude, Joe Hetero, Joe Caucasian, and Joe Not-A-Rapist - promos for FOX reality shows based on
Joe Millionairewhere a bachelor tricks female contestants into thinking he (or in the case of "Joe Dude", she) is male, heterosexual, white, and not a rapist. Another "Joe Millionaire" parody called "Joe Huge Penis" was shown in the dress rehearsal of the Jeff Gordon/Avril Lavigne episode, but never put on the live show.
* The Jones Brothers - a pair of drug-addled street hustlers (
Anthony Michael Halland Damon Wayans) sell everything from computers, TVs, stereos, pocket books (with ID), and cable television by stealing the merchandise themselves and "eliminating the middle man".
Jose CuervoInstitute - college student ( Randy Quaid) touts the party school's medical care program after he was injured from being used as a human battering ram (shown during the game show sketch, "Jose Cuervo's Party School Trivia Bowl").
* K-Put Price-Is-Rite Stamp Gun - A price-stamp gun that allows shoppers to freely alter the prices of various goods (particularly groceries) in their own favor.
* Kannon AE-1 - A camera "so simple, so advanced, even
Stevie Wonder(as himself) can use it." Spoof of Canon AE-1SLR.
* KCF Shredders - Lampoons fast food industry's marketing to kids, in this case with coleslaw. "Now with
How Stella Got Her Groove Backaction figures"
KotexClassic - A very large sanitary napkin, which includes a belt, and is clearly visible under a woman's clothing, very much like the sanitary napkins worn by women and girls of the 1950s.
* Lansford Brothers & Associates: Hangmen-At-Law - Businessman brothers (
Will Forteand Bill Hader) offer professional Texas style hangings.
* "Law & Order: Parking Violations Unit" - Parody of the numerous "Law & Order" spinoffs that were premiering at the time.
* Lemon Glow - an ex-biker chick (played by
Molly Shannon) tells the audience about her drugs-and-sex days while cleaning her middle class house.
* Leland-Meyers Home Headache Test (HHt) - Home test designed to determine if one is really having a headache or not, requiring the tester to "draw a moderate amount" of one's own blood, place drop on a test strip, and wait two hours. If the spot turns blue, you have a headache! Parody of at-home
pregnancy tests featuring Kevin Nealon& Janeane Garofalo.
* Litter Critters - A kit that allows children to take their cat's fecal waste and mold it into fun figurines. "When you hear a scratch, here comes a batch, it's time for Litter Critters."
* Little Chocolate Donuts ("The Donuts of Champions") - endorsed by "
decathlonchampion John Belushi" - a parody of Wheaties' Bruce Jennerads.
* Long White Beard - "The polite way to let people know you've been waiting." Featured various cast members and actors wearing obviously fake long white beards in situations where others have kept them waiting.
* LooseBear - a
hallucinogenic laxativethat makes you dream you're being chased by a hungry bear, thus "scaring the crap out of you".
* The Love Toilet -
Victoria Jackson& Kevin Nealonshare the most intimate moment of them all... The commercial featured a single-based toilet with two seats placed so that the seated users faced each other. "Because when you're in love, even five minutes apart can seem like an eternity." In late 2007, an actual model called the "TwoDaLoo" was made available for sale. [ [http://www.wiserep.com/productDetails.php?id=5769 TwoDaLoo] a toilet with two seats sold by WiseRep, Inc.]
* The Lung Brush - used every night by heavy smoker
Chris Farleyto remove quarts of tar from his lungs before going to bed with wife Victoria Jackson. "Did you forget to brush?"
* Lux 420 SL- The car for crazy people. Parody of car commercials that featured
Will Ferrellplaying a crazy man. The car was designed by such people as Nostradamusand featured an in-console sink for compulsive hand-washing, along with enough trunk space to hold copious vials of one's own urine. Also featured the jingle: "There's a radio in my fingernail...CAR!!"
* Madonna Navel Accessories - in a parody of the "
Lucky Star" music video, pop star Madonna (played by Pamela Stephenson) promotes a kit designed to accentuate a girl's midriff.
* Magic Mouth - A device which is inserted into the
rectumand converts flatulenceinto "polished expressions" like "Did you see Charlie Roselast night?"
* McIntosh Jr. The Power to crush the other kids - an elementary school cafeteria parody of the early
* McIntosh Post-It Notes (sic) - parody of the
Apple NewtonMessagePad. Also plays on familiarity with Post-It Notes.
* Meat Wagon Action Set - A model racing set with crash-and-burn action, and an
ambulance; a product of Mainway.
* MeHarmony.com - a
2000s parodyof eHarmony; a matchmaking websitefor people who are only interested in themselves. Testimonies given by various "SNL" cast members in normal appearance and in drag. Ends with announcement of a second service "coming soon:" HeHarmony.com, a gay matchmaking site. "Note: An eHarmony-like matchmaking network for gay men, called MyPartner.com, now does exist."
* Mel's Char Palace - a steakhouse in
Paramus, New Jerseywhere you select your own cuts, portions, and even the cow.
* "Mentl" - movie promo about a mentally unstable
Barbra Streisand(played by Joe Piscopo). Parodied the Streisand movie, " Yentl".
* Mercury Mistress - a spoof of advertisements for luxury cars, written by
Dennis McNicholas, that Tina Feylater characterized as "a great parody, and a pretty accurate reflection of the weird relationship between most Americans and their cars." [http://www.believermag.com/issues/200311/?read=interview_fey Tina Fey Interview] from the November 2003 issue of "The Believer"] The car features a rubber vaginabehind its license plate. The slogan for the car is "A car so sexy, you'll just want to have sex with it.". Unbeknowst to "SNL", Lincoln-Mercuryhad just signed an advertising deal with NBC, and as Fey put it, "clearly they didn’t want someone fucking their car"; Fey noted it "only aired once and it will never air again."
* Metric Leisure Time - Promoting the adoption of a 100-hour/day "Metric Leisure Clock", this sketch parodied efforts to convert the United States to the metric system, by suggesting that everyone would have many hours of leisure if they crammed one hundred hours into a single day.
* Metrocard - A
credit cardcommercial starring Roseanne Barras a sassy customer service representative and Phil Hartmanas a distraught business traveler. "Yeah, like I've got nothing better to do than to sit around and listen to him bitch!" Parodied a series of Citibankcredit card ads telling a customer's story from the point of view of both customer and service representative.
* Michael Jordan Feminine Hygiene Products, Michael Jordan X-Rated Video Library. Played on familiarity of popular athlete
Michael Jordanas a wholesome pitchmanfor products (shown in the monologue on the episode hosted by Michael Jordan).
* Michael Phelps Diet - Olympic gold medalist
Michael Phelpsshows his "eat whatever you want, how much you want" diet which is almost certainly fatal to anyone who isn't an Olympic athlete. Jared Fogleappears, stating "this diet sucks a foot long".
* Milsford Pure Spring Water -
Tom Bodettnarrates as a bottled water's unusually "rich history" is re-enacted: Rather than share a spring with neighboring Dunbee, the town of Milsford brutally destroys Dunbee and most of its residents — "over 107 ... days ago. You probably heard about it on the TV."
* MMMPH! - A
trivia board game, where the only clue allowed is muffled shouting.
* Mohawk Master -
Dan Aykroydpitches a shearing device that gives you the perfect mohawk.
* Mom Jeans - They fit Mom just the way she likes it! ("She'll love the 9-inch zipper and casual front pleats!") Fictitiously sold at
* Mommy Beer -
beerpackaged in baby bottles.
* More Duets That Prove That I Am The Best Singer In The World --
Celine Dion(played by Ana Gasteyer) releases album where she sings duets with today's hottest music stars and ends up stealing their thunder.
* Navy Adventure (Port of Call:
Bayonne, New Jersey) - Instead of training and missions, this spot featured the sailors doing other things, such as cleaning toilets, peeling potatoes, and doing laundry. "It's not just a job; it's $96.78 a week."
* NBC Fall Season- Parody previews of multiple shows, such as "Black Vet" (a super-earnest drama about a black Vietnam veteran as a practicing veterinarian) allegedly on the upcoming fall schedule.
* NBC Holiday Preview- Bill Murray promos holiday specials with parakeets playing human roles. In a similar feature, costumed birds parodied films like "Lawrence of Arabia" with dubbed-in impersonation of Peter O'Toole.
* NBC ID- Spoof of NBC slogan, "NBC. Proud as a Peacock." Five-second display of animated NBC logo accompanied by jingle: "NBC. Smart as a Peacock."
* NBC Promos-Promos highlighting the complete line-ups for several evenings of programming, in which the voice-over announcer, apparently indicating the network's embarrassment over the arguable quality of the sitcom "Blossom", speaks more quickly and quietly whenever mentioning the show.
* Nebulzitol (No-Balls-At-All) - aired in
March 2005and featured a husband and wife getting along during a sports game. Essentially a ripoff of the Balz-Off commercial.
* Nerf Crotchbats - parody of
Nerfseemingly running out of ideas for new products; an off-scale baseball bat made from nerfmaterial. Chris Farleyand David Spade, with a group of children, are bored. Suddenly, Farley gleefully announces "CROTCH BAT!". The bats appear and the group wields them, repeatedly striking each other in the genitals with them while stereotypical commercial theme music plays. Also advertised is "Nerf Nerf", a formless plasmatic blob of Nerf foam material.
* Network Battle of the T's & A's - parody both of
1970stelevision specials featuring stars from the three major American TV networks ( Battle of the Network Stars) and of the trend of "T & A" ("tits and ass") programming featuring suggestively clad women.
* Neutrogena Coin Slot Moisturizer - parody of various
Neutrogenaads for specialized moisturizing products. Featured host Lindsay Lohanand feature player Kristen Wiigas young women in low-rise jeans. Premise is that since new fashions leave your coin slotexposed to sun and wind, a special moisturizer is required to keep it soft and smooth.
* New Shimmer -
Gilda Radnerand Dan Aykroydplay a couple having an argument over whether New Shimmer is a floor wax or a dessert topping ("it's a desert topping, YOU COW!"), then Chevy Chase(as a product demonstrator) steps in and states that "New Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"
* Nicotrel - a parody of "quit smoking" products featuring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as ex-Army soldier Nick Cotrell who beats up a wimpy husband (played by
Chris Parnell) to get him to quit smoking. And at the end of the skit other wrestlers which include Mick Foley, Paul "Big Show" Wight, and Paul "Triple H" Levesque.
* Nikey Turkey - featuring
Chris Rock, this parody offers a Thanksgivingsolution to a small turkey for a large party: pump it up. It references the then-popular athletic shoe feature called the Reebok Pump.
*Nike Air Force - features male castmembers
Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Will Forte, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, and Jason Sudeikisplaying basketball and messing up, which ends with Samberg getting injured.
* Old Glory Insurance - a parody of shameless insurance companies.
Sam Waterston, in a deadpanperformance, touts the advantages of the only life insurancecompany to provide full coverage against the leading killer of the elderly: robotattacks.
Bangkok- parody of Las Vegas's "What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas" commercials shown in three parts. In part one, a businessman (played by Seth Meyers) calls his friend for the number of a Dutch man who can help him remove a Thai hooker who ended up dead after he had sex with her. In part two, Ben Affleck(playing himself) sells his wife (played by Amy Poehler) to two burly mob members after losing a bet during a Russian Roulettematch. In the final one, Seth's businessman character is back and on the phone with the Dutch man about the removal of a dead prostitute, but this time, the prostitute is a male. Also joining the businessman is Affleck in a pink robe, earrings, and wearing make-up (who asks the Dutch man [played by Darrell Hammond] if he's interested in buying panda meat) and a paranoid Kelly Ripa(in a cameo appearance) wielding a meat cleaver and egging the businessman to cut the prostitute up and put the remains in a bag.
* Oops I Crapped My Pants - a brand of adult diaper, a parody of
Depends, and a play on the use of statements as product names (e.g. " I Can't Believe It's Not Butter").
* Pan Am Ad - in the style of a political ad, lists the family leave benefits of a number of
European countries, compares with the paltry benefits that would have been introduced by the Family and Medical Leave Actof 1991, which was vetoed by then-president George H. W. Bush. It then switches to a scene of an airplane departing, stating "Pan Am has one-way tickets to...", followed by the same list of European countries.
*Pay-Less Beer- Appears briefly during news segment. Consists entirely of a still photo of a can of the product and a Brooklyn-accented male voiceover: "Pay-Less Beer. Why pay more?"
* The Paradox - two automotive design teams produced two completely opposite cars (e.g., one was the most expensive car ever, the other the cheapest; one was the safest, the other designed to throw flaming victims hundreds of feet in a crash). In the end the two were combined to create The Paradox.
Pennzoil- endorsed by poet Maya Angelou(impersonated by David Alan Grier).
* Personal Product- Gilda Radner extolls the virtues of a product for women that's so personal, no one can say what it is or what it does.
* Petchow Rat Poison - parody of misleading labels, Hank Petchow's brand of rat poison looks like dog food, is packaged in a 25 lb. bag with "PETCHOW" in large print, has a large photo of Petchow's dog, and the words "rat poison" in very fine print.
* Philadelphia - a line of action figures based on the 1993 film of the same name.
* Phone Company - Features
Lily Tomlinas a grouchy, apathetic operator who talks about the goings-on and imperfections of her company. "We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."
* The Platinum Mach 14 - A razor with 14 blades. A parody of the increased number of blades on razors, when the Gillette
Mach3was released. Since then, Schickhas released a 4 bladed razor (The "Quattro"), and Gillette has released a 5+1-bladed razor (The "Fusion"). Neither of these has had the retail success of the Mach3 to date.
* The Players-With-Yourself Club - Telly Savalas (Phil Hartman) promotes a discount card for chronic masturbators.
* Pre-Chewed Charlie's - a steakhouse for people with
dentures, where the waiters come to your table, and pre-chew your food for you. This parody satirized a small chain of restaurants near Times Squarein New York Citycalled Beefsteak Charlie's.
* Preparation H - skateboarding dudes, including
Jimmy Fallon, plug Preparation Hin urban slang ("I'm about ta drop an H-bomb on dis riz-oid!").
* Puppy Uppers and Doggie Downers -
Gilda Radnercomplains to Laraine Newmanthat her dog, Sparky, has no energy, so Newman recommends Puppy Uppers. Later, when the dog is hyperactive (and quite a bit smaller) Radner complains that "Sparky's perked up a little too much," so Newman recommends dosing him with Doggie Downers.
* Pussy Whip - the first dessert topping for cats "(This was a sponsor of
Weekend Updaterather than an actual commercial.)" Plays on the insult " pussy whipped" and the use of "Whip" in whipped-cream product names.
* Quarry -
breakfast cerealmade from rocks; "Better tastin', 'cause it's mined."
* RAD 3000 - a
smoke detectorthat plays songs of the 80's
* ReaganCo. -
Charles Rocketshows how you can show your patriotism by way of Ronald Reaganwallpaper, cosmetics, and bathroom tiles.
* Royal Deluxe II -
1970scar commercial parody that showed the smoothness of the car's ride by having a mohelperform a circumcisionin the backseat while driving forty miles per hour on a bumpy road. (The ad it was spoofing had a gemcuttercutting a diamondin the back seat of a moving car.)
* Rubik's Grenade (1982) -
Rubik's Cubeparody; "Maybe the last puzzle you'll never solve." Another Rubik's cube commercial parody was Rubik's Teeth, a pair of dentures that act as a Rubik's cube.
* Russel & Tate Law Firm - Ad for a law firm whose partners are two intimidating black men with extensive resumes. They repeatedly pledge to "git your money."
* Salon -Spoofs commercials for
Vidal Sassoonhair care products. Features David Spadeas a flamboyant beauty salon operator pitching a hairspray is activated by saying "salon" repeatedly (and with a sibilant S and the accent on the first syllable). He teaches Victoria Jacksonhow to say it "properly".
* Scented Automobile Exhaust- Features Gilda Radner smiling as she crouches near a tailpipe.
* Schmitt's Gay - (
Chris Farley& Adam Sandler) Spoofs beer companies targeting specific demographics. Two gay guys are housesitting and are discouraged at the dirty condition of the house's pool. When the water is turned on, however, it magically transforms into a clean pool filled with attractive, and apparently gay, men (the original broadcast featured the Van Halensong "Beautiful Girls," but syndicated broadcasts use generic rock guitar riffs produced by the SNL band, presumably due to licensing costs. Phil Hartmanwas the announcer for both versions).
* Shimmer - "See" New Shimmer
* Shirt in a Can -
Tim Meadowsspills something on his shirt, so he sprays on "shirt in a can" [ [http://www.grandvideos.com/file/357-snl-shirt-in-a-can.html Shirt in a Can] from www.grandvideos.com]
* Speed- Writer Anne Beatts makes a rare on-screen appearance as a housewife able to happily multi-task, thanks to Speed, the diet pill you don't have to be overweight to use, obtainable from your doctor, your neighbor's doctor, your college roommate's doctor; etc.
* Spitzer and Associates - Following his resignation from his sex scandal involving money laundering and high priced call girls,
Eliot Spitzer( Bill Hader) is now opening a private practice dealing with embarrassing sex-related lawsuits (such as slip and falls in gay bathhouses, getting injured from faulty vibrators, and retrieving German porn that has been seized by U.S. customs).
* Spud Beer - Made from potatoes. The beer that made Boise famous! Writer Alan Zweibel appears as an electro-shock subject who enjoys Spud because it's the beer for people who can't taste the difference.
Steve Martin's All-Natural PenisBeauty Cream - a parody of the celebrity infomercialboom.
* Stop-A-Nut - Protect yourself from muggers and the homeless by wearing an enormous (yet supposedly comfortable) metal suit.
* Sub Shack - a parody of the Subway
Jared Foglead-campaign, with customers to the fast food restaurant gaining weight rather than losing it.
* Super Bass-O-Matic '76 and Super Bat-O-Matic '77 - parody of
Roncoads featuring Dan Aykroydpureeing fish (and bats) in a blender.
* Super Colon Blow - parody of Total cereal that parodies the traditional commercial of the multiple bowls representing the equivalent amount of
fibre, only the number is a massive tower of bowls since the cereal advertised is made up of inedible wood twigs.
SwifferSleepers - parody of Swiffer ads with children's blanket sleepers designed to pick up dust and dirt as they crawl
Swill- ( Bill Murray) putrid mineral water "dredged from the bottom of Lake Erie".
* Taco Town - a restaurant that is a parody of
Taco Bell, advertising a new tacowith layer after layer of outer crust, finished with a Chicago-style pizzaand blueberry pancake and "deep fried to perfection." Andy Sambergsays of the product, "Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!" [ [http://danwho.net/mp/index.php?id=snl_tacotown Taco Town] from http://danwho.net]
* Tech-Pack - A man (
Jason Sudeikis) shows a harried woman ( Kristen Wiig) at the airport a new wearable pouch system that can hold and activate all electronics (mp3 players, PDAs, cell phones, etc) with a joystick, but scares other passengers because of its uncanny resemblance to a suicide belt.
* Teddy Bear Holding a Heart - A spoof of a
DeBeerscommercial, where a guy gives his sweetheart a teddy bear holding a heart for Valentine's Day, the gift available practically everywhere.
* Texxon- An image ad allegedly touting the philanthopic efforts of a petroleum company turns out to be a thinly veiled threat of dire consequences if various legislation under consideration doesn't go the company's way, supposedly forcing it to scale back efforts to assist the needy: "Texxon. Do what we say, and nobody gets hurt."
* That's Not Yogurt - (
Victoria Jacksonand Kevin Nealon) Spoof of " I Can't Believe It's Not Butter". After eating, couple becomes very concerned about what the mysterious product actually IS, but coy announcer won't tell them. From the makers of "Those Aren't Olives".
* The Clams- Movie trailer for director Brian de Palma's rip-off of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds".
* The Looker -
Penny Marshall( Fred Armisen) stars in a new crime drama as an interrogator who gets the prisoner to sign a confession simply by staring at them for long periods of time.
* Three-Legged Jeans - Similar to
Levi's. And hey, no dumber than acid-washed. The chorus of the reggaetheme features the catchphrases, "Three at last" and "A leg and a leg and a leg" sung together.
* Tim and Meat's One-Stop Rocky Horror Shop:
Tim Curryand Meat Loaf(both appearing as themselves) head a store with props and costumes based on the 1975 cult film " The Rocky Horror Picture Show".
* Tortumatic - The ultimate way to show others that you can take pain.
Charles Rocketdemonstrates it, getting punched repeatedly by a number of boxing gloves, and slamming his hand with a mallet.
* Tressant Suprème -
Kelly Ripaspoofed the ubiquitous hair coloring ads in which she has appeared. In this skit, Ripa prefers "Tressant Suprème" because it contains "just a "little" bit of crack cocaine," thus explaining her stereotypical "peppy" persona.
* Trilocaine - a scalp itch medication with extremely disturbing side effects. "90% of users experience an instantaneous and horrifying
sleep paralysiscontaining a bleak vision of mortality."
* Triple Trac Razor - a razor with three blades because the consumer is gullible enough to believe what he sees on TV commercials. This commercial parody aired in 1975 (on "SNL"'s premiere episode) shortly after the first two-bladed men's razor was advertised; three-blade razors would become a reality on the consumer market in the late 1990's.
* Tryopenin -
Arthritismedication in a bottle virtually impossible to open.
* Turlington's Lower Back
TattooRemover - A product that, "when applied once, every hour, for 72 straight hours," slowly "burns" away unwanted lower back tattoos. "That tingling means it's working!" Tagline: "Because it won't be cool forever..."
TylenolBM - A laxativeproduct, shown to cause you to defecate in your sleep.
* Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor - (
Tracy Morgan& Tim Meadows) A subtle barb at products that perpetuate racial stereotypes, specifically Aunt Jemima, and also referencing Uncle Remusas shown in Disney's animated film Song of the South.
* United Way with Peyton Manning - Peyton Manning (as himself) is hired as a mentor to children, who proves to be a bad role model by physically and verbally abusing the kids during a football game (even going so far as to send one to sit in a Port-A-Potty after screwing up a play), using a girl to get a date, showing the kids how to break into an SUV (with ends with them running from the cops), drinking beer in front of them, cursing in front of them, and revealing his shady ethics ("All right, I'll kill a snitch. I'm not saying I have. I'm not saying I haven't...").
* Urigrow - Parody of male enhancement medications. A pill that gives its male users an absurdly long and strong stream of urine.
* Uvula Public Service Spot - With Chevy Chase as a physician urging Gilda Radner and the audience to take proper care of the
uvula, without ever saying what the uvula is (actually, a small piece of flesh that hangs down from the rear portion of the soft palate and requires little, if any, maintenance).
Valtrex- A husband repeatedly affirms his fidelity to his wife during a commercial for a pill that treats genital herpes.
UltrasoundHD - Instead of a tiny monitor, the ultrasound is displayed on a widescreen HD television. It even has options to display a football helmet on the fetus (for dads-to-be missing Sunday football because of going to see the ultrasound).
* Wade Blasingame: Attorney-at-Law - The lawyer people call to sue dogs.
* Wilson Trap Doors - office trap doors that effectively drop unwanted employees.
* Wilson Countersink Flanges and Dorry Flanges - Starring Phil Hartman, Chris Farley and Rob Schneider. Hartman narrates commercial for technically complex industrial supplies. [ [http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92oflanges.phtml Wilson Countersink Flanges and Dorry Flanges] , a transcript from http://snltranscripts.jt.org/]
* Woomba - a self-operating electronic
feminine hygieneproduct that knows when women should use it, whether they want to or not, a parody of the Roombaautomatic vacuum system.
* Yard-a-Pult - A product to launch unwanted trash/deceased pets/etc over your fence rather than disposing of them.
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