Rob Schneider

Infobox actor


caption = Schneider performing at a 2001 USO show
birthdate = birth date and age|1963|10|31
birthname = Robert Michael Schneider
birthplace = San Francisco, California, U.S.
spouse = London King (1988 - 1990) (divorced) 1 child
goldenraspberryawards = Worst Actor
2005 ""dablink|This article is about the American actor/comedian. For the musicians, see Robert Schneider or Bob Schneider.

Robert Michael "Rob" Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch-comedy series "Saturday Night Live", Schneider went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedies "" and "The Hot Chick".

Early life

Schneider was born in San Francisco, California and grew up in the nearby suburb of Pacifica. He is the son of Pilar (née Monroe) Schneider, a former kindergarten teacher and ex-school board president, and Marvin Schneider, a real estate broker. [cite web
url=http://www.filmreference.com/film/92/Rob-Schneider.html|title=Rob Schneider Biography (1963-2008)|publisher=filmreference.com|accessdate=2007-09-18] Schneider's father was a secular Jew, while his maternal grandmother was a Filipina who met and married Schneider's maternal grandfather, an American army private, while he was stationed in the Philippines. [ [http://www.interfaithfamily.com/site/apps/nl/content2.asp?c=ekLSK5MLIrG&b=297403&ct=1490277 A Conversation with Rob Schneider - InterfaithFamily.com ] ] Schneider graduated from Terra Nova High School in 1982.

Career

Schneider started his stand-up comedy career shortly after high school. The Pacifica, California native played Bay Area nightclubs such as the Holy City Zoo and the Other Cafe, and was a regular guest on local radio programs. After opening a show by comedian Dennis Miller in 1987, Schneider won a slot on HBO's 13th Annual Young Comedians special, which was hosted by Miller. Schneider's appearance on the HBO special led to a position as a writer for the late night NBC sketch comedy series "Saturday Night Live".

"Saturday Night Live"

Schneider was hired at "Saturday Night Live" in 1988, and was the first Asian-American to be a cast member on the show. Schneider swiftly graduated from writer and featured player to full cast member.Fact|date=June 2008 , he played such roles as "Tiny Elvis" and "Orgasm Guy." His best known recurring characterFact|date=June 2008 was "Richard Laymer" - an office worker whose desk was stuck beside the photocopier, and who addressed each of his fellow employees with an endless stream of annoying nicknames. Schneider is featured in the video release "The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live", along with colleagues Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, David Spade and Chris Farley.

Recurring "SNL" characters

*Richard Laymer ("The Richmeister"), an office worker who annoys people by giving them nicknames
*Carlo, from the Il Cantore Restaurant sketches
*The Sensitive Naked Man, a nude man who gives advice to other characters

Celebrity impersonations

*Fred Schneider from the B-52s
*Former "SNL" cast member Billy Crystal
*Adolf Hitler
*K.D. Lang
*Jeff Gillooly
*Erik Menendez
*Soon-Yi Previn
*Rick Dees

Feature films, sitcoms, and other work

After leaving "SNL", Schneider played supporting roles in a series of movies including "Surf Ninjas", "Judge Dredd", "The Beverly Hillbillies", "Demolition Man" and "Down Periscope". He also appeared in a recurring part on the TV series "Coach". In 1996, he co-starred in the NBC sit-com "Men Behaving Badly", an American take on the hit British series of the same name. The U.S. version ran for two seasons.

Schneider starred in the 1999 feature film ', a tale of a fish-tank cleaner who incurs a massive debt and is forced to become a "man-whore". This was followed by "The Animal", about a nebbish who is given animal powers by a mad scientist; "The Hot Chick", wherein the mind of a petty thief played by Schneider is mystically switched into the body of a pretty, but mean-spirited high school cheerleader (Rachel McAdams); and the sequel '. The latter movie was not well-received by critics or moviegoers, and as a result, Schneider won a 2005 Worst Actor Razzie Award for his role in the film. [ [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001705/awards Awards Page for Rob Schneider at the Internet Movie Database] ]

In 2006, Schneider co-starred in the baseball-themed family comedy "The Benchwarmers", along with his fellow "SNL" alumnus David Spade as well as Jon Heder.

Other film roles include Schneider's appearance with Jim Henson's Muppets in the 1999 film "Muppets from Space", and his role as a San Francisco hobo in the 2004 remake of "Around the World in 80 Days".

Schneider's directorial debut, the comedy "Big Stan", is scheduled to be released in 2008. In the film, he stars as a con artist who is arrested for perpetrating real-estate scams. He's sentenced to prison, so he takes a crash-course in martial arts to survive incarceration.

Schneider has also appeared in numerous comedies starring his "SNL" comrade Adam Sandler. The comedic characters Schneider plays in these films include an overly enthusiastic Cajun man who proclaims the catch-phrase, "You can do it!"; an amiable Middle Eastern delivery boy; a prison inmate; and Sandler’s one-eyed Hawaiian sidekick, Ula. Schneider has uttered the line "You can do it!" as a running gag in Sandler's films "The Waterboy", "Little Nicky", "50 First Dates" and "The Longest Yard", as well as in a deleted scene from "Click". (A sample of Schneider saying the phrase also turns up in the song "Original Prankster" by The Offspring.) Returning the favor, Sandler appeared in a cameo to spout the same line in Schneider's "The Animal", and showed up briefly in Schneider's "The Hot Chick." Schneider narrated Sandler's 2002 animated movie "Eight Crazy Nights", and voiced the part of a Chinese waiter. Schneider also had an uncredited cameo as a Canadian-Japanese wedding-chapel minister in the 2007 Sandler-Kevin James comedy "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry", and played a Palestinian cab driver who serves as the title character's nemesis in the 2008 Sandler film "You Don't Mess with the Zohan".

Schneider played a variety of roles in the 2005 TV special "Back to Norm", starring another former "SNL" player Norm Macdonald, and appeared on episodes of the popular TV shows "Seinfeld" and "Ally McBeal". Schneider hosted the "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '97" TV special, and the 2005 "Teen Choice Awards", and is a frequent guest on NBC’s late-night variety program "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". (Schneider's most recent appearance with Leno was on the July 24, 2007 episode of "The Tonight Show" ; he showed up in drag as actress Lindsay Lohan after Lohan cancelled following a controversial arrest for driving under the influence. [ [http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/25/lohan-boozes-bounces-on-leno-you-gotta-see-this/ "Lohan" Boozes, Bounces on Leno"; TMZ.com; July 25, 2007.] ]

Besides his efforts in movies and television, Schneider appeared in the music video for country singer Neil McCoy's "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On", as the song's title character. Schneider met McCoy while the two went on a USO tour in support of U.S. troops two months after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

atire and parody

In Schneider's movies, the main character often undergoes some type of transformation, be it an unlikely career change, or a supernatural or science-fictional transformation. This formula was spoofed on the satirical animated television series "South Park", in the episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe." (The title refers to television psychic John Edward, and not to Schneider.) In the show, trailers are shown for a series of movies that feature Schneider undergoing absurd transformations: a stapler, a carrot, and even the "South Park" character Kenny. Asked about being parodied on "South Park", Schneider responded in an About.com interview: "I loved it. That was genius. I thought the only thing, they were too nice to me...When you’re spoofed by the best people in the business, that’s an honor."

Controversy and criticism

Schneider has engaged in a number of high-profile disputes with public figures.

In January 2005, film critic Patrick Goldstein of the "Los Angeles Times" said in an article that "" was overlooked for an Academy Award because "nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic." Schneider responded two weeks later with full-page ads in "Daily Variety" and "The Hollywood Reporter", saying he had done research and found that Mr. Goldstein had never won any journalistic awards, commenting, "Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers." Schneider also wrote, "Patrick, I can honestly say that if I sat with you and your colleagues at a luncheon, afterwards, they'd say 'You know, that Rob Schneider is a pretty intelligent guy, I hope we can do that again.' Whereas, if you sat with my colleagues, after lunch, you would just be beaten beyond recognition." [ [http://defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/by-request-rob-schneiders-attack-ad-032113.php "By Request: Rob Schneider's Attack Ad"; defamer.com; February 3, 2005] ] He also called Goldstein a "real scumbag" in an appearance on internet-based show, "Tom Green's House Tonight" when referring to his criticisms of the film [Green, Tom. (2007). "Tom Green's House Tonight - Rob Schneider and Haylie Duff. Retrieved from http://www.tomgreen.com/?video=989 on 4 August 2008 BitGravity United States] , and stated that "He probably never even got laid in High School" as well as stating that Goldstein's criticism was unimaginative. [Green, Tom. (2007). "Tom Green's House Tonight - Rob Schneider and Haylie Duff. Green, Tom: " [Goldstein?] I've never heard of him." Schneider, Rob: "Exactly, I mean ... You can see that i'm over it ... The guy probably never even got laid in high-school."]

In August 2005, film critic Roger Ebert of the "Chicago Sun-Times" responded to the Schneider-Goldstein conflict in his review for "". While noting that an online search showed that Goldstein had won a National Headliner Award, a Los Angeles Press Club Award, a RockCritics.com award, and the Publicists' Guild award for lifetime achievement, Ebert said, "As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks." [ [http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=%2F20050811%2FREVIEWS%2F50725001%2F1023&AID1=%2F20050811%2FREVIEWS%2F50725001%2F1023&AID2= Ebert's review of "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"; rogerebert.suntimes.com; August 12, 2005] ] (Ebert's 2007 collection of reviews of movies for which he gave negative reviews was titled "Your Movie Sucks", a reference to his review of "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo".)

In a later interview with "Stuff" magazine, Schneider called Ebert an "ass", saying that Ebert "irks" him and that he had been told that Ebert is "not nice to the people he works with." Ebert rejected the accusation, and reaffirmed his opinion of the film, stating, "...if he's going to persist in making bad movies, he's going to have to grow accustomed to reading bad reviews." [ [http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2005/08/05/2005-08-05_aruba_cops_think_x_may_mark_the_spot.html "ARUBA COPS THINK X MAY MARK THE SPOT"; nydailynews.com; August 5, 2005] ]

On May 7, 2007, Roger Ebert reported via his website that he had received a beautiful bouquet of flowers with a note stating it was from "Your least favorite actor, Rob Schneider." Ebert had recently undergone a very serious surgery to remove a cancerous salivary gland, and spent months recovering. Ebert saw the flowers as a kind gesture and publicly thanked Schneider, and said that Schneider may have made a bad film, but he was not a bad man. Ebert also expressed hope that Schneider would make a film that Ebert finds wonderful. [ [http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070507/COMMENTARY/70507001 Ebert, Roger; "A bouquet arrives"; rogerebert.suntimes.com; May 7, 2007] ]

Following anti-Semitic remarks made by Mel Gibson during his arrest for a DUI in late July 2006, Schneider took out a full-page ad in "Variety" to send an open letter to the Hollywood community, pledging as "a 1/2 Jew" to "never work with Mel Gibson-actor-director-producer-and anti-Semite." He further wrote that "even if Mr. Gibson offered me a lead role in 'Passion of the Christ 2', I, like Bernie Brillstein, would have to say 'No!'" Schneider also used the ad to make reference to his upcoming directorial debut, "Big Stan". [ [http://defamer.com/hollywood/top/rob-schneider-takes-on-mel-gibson-to-plug-new-movie-in-variety-191949.php Schneider, Rob; "Rob Schneider Takes On Mel Gibson To Plug New Movie In 'Variety'"; defamer.com] ] In 2008, Schneider described this ad as "a comedic, satirical view of how I saw the situation with Mel Gibson, and also the hypocrisy of show business when they're all standing in line to say what a bad person he is when they're all a bunch of hypocritical assholes." [cite news | title = The day I messed it up with the Zohan | first = Evan | last = Fanning| date = 2008-08-17 | url = http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/film-cinema/the-day-i-messed-it-up-with-the-zohan-1457433.html | publisher = The Irish Independent | accessdate = 2008-08-17]

In early July 2007, film reviewers in Australia noted the similiarites between the 2007 American movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" and the 2004 Australian feature "Strange Bedfellows". [cite web
url=http://www.abc.net.au/northqld/stories/s2007558.htm
title=I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry
date=August 17, 2007
publisher=ABC North Queensland
accessdate=2007-09-18] On July 18, 2007, the "Sydney Morning Herald" published an online article in which "Strange Bedfellows" director and co-writer Dean Murphy aired his concerns that "Chuck and Larry" may infringe on his copyright. [cite web
url=http://www.smh.com.au/news/film/no-laughing-matter-us-comedy-may-be-a-ripoff/2007/07/17/1184559786834.html
title=No laughing matter: US comedy may be a rip-off
author=Garry Maddox Film Writer
date=July 18, 2007
publisher=Sydney Morning Hearald
accessdate=2007-09-19] The article reported that Michael Caton had stated he had passed a DVD of "Strange Bedfellows" to Rob Schneider when the two actors were working on "The Animal". Caton was then quoted as saying, "I'm going to have to get onto Rob Schneider and say you owe me one pal … or Adam Sandler owes me one. They're really good mates and it's obvious [Schneider] said 'Hey, have a look at this'." In August 2007, Schneider took out a full-page ad on Page 10 of the "Sydney Morning Herald" in the form of an open letter, in which he repudiated the charges. Caton replied through the "Herald" that he was disappointed with Schneider for not understanding his earlier criticisms were "obviously tongue in cheek." [cite web
url=http://www.smh.com.au/news/film/caton-to-schneider-i-was-just-joking/2007/08/27/1188067032164.html
title=Caton to Schneider: I was kidding
author=Garry Maddox
date=August 28, 2007
publisher=Sydney Morning Hearald
accessdate=2007-09-19]

Accusations of ethnic stereotyping

Schneider has been criticized for what some believe to be his offensive caricatures of Asians and Pacific Islanders.

A 2005 "New York Times" editorial admonished, "Watch Rob Schneider play Ula, a leering Hawaiian in the Adam Sandler movie "50 First Dates," with a pidgin accent by way of Cheech and Chong, and you get the sense that Hollywood still believes that there is no ethnic caricature a white actor can't improve upon." In a letter to the editor, Schneider defended himself by asserting his Filipino heritage, adding that he believes that "Hollywood should give roles to the most talented person irrespective of ethnicity, race or in my case ‘looks.’" [Citation
url=http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/06/opinion/l06actor.html
title=Ethnicity and the Actor
author=Rob Schneider
date=December 6, 2005
publisher=The New York Times—Editorials/Op-Ed
acceccessdate=2008-05-21] [Citation
url=http://defamer.com/hollywood/rob-schneider/rob-schneider-learns-his-lesson-141300.php
title=Rob Schneider learns his lesson
publisher=defamer.com
acceccessdate=2008-05-21]

In 2007, The Media Action Network for Asian Americans (MANAA) criticized Schneider for donning prosthetic make up to play a Japanese minister in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" by likening it to “yellow face.” Richard Roeper said in his review that “Rob Schneider’s Filipino background hardly excuses his portrayal of an Asian minister in perhaps the most egregious stereotype of its kind since Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's".”

MANAA also criticized Schneider for an Asian character’s dialogue in 2005's "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo", which he co-wrote. The organization stated that the portrayal of the character “perpetuated the tired stereotype that Asian men have small penises.” [ [http://www.hapihour.org/?p=38 Kamisugi, Keith; "MANAA Blasts Rob Schneider For Offensive Racial Caricature in Chuck & Larry Movie"; hapihour.org; July 25, 2007.] ]

Personal life

In 1996, Schneider established the "Rob Schneider Music Foundation." The foundation returned music education to Pacifica's elementary schools by paying the teachers' salaries and providing funds for instruments and other equipment. Prior to Schneider's efforts, the school system had done without music education programs for many years. [ [http://www.robschneidermusicfoundation.org/about.php?fmt=js&swidth=1280 "RSMF - About"; robschneidermusicfoundation.org/] ]

In keep with his keen interest in music, Schneider once owned a San Francisco nightclub, DNA Lounge. [ [http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/1906-1998.html#1994 "Ancient History: 1906-1998"; dnalounge.com; October 24th, 2007] ]

Schneider's mother has made cameo appearances in her son's films, playing a cheerleading contest judge in "The Hot Chick", a restaurant patron in "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo", and a nosy neighbor in "The Animal".

Schneider is an environmentalist. He drives a Toyota Prius hybrid automobile, and served as host for the 13th annual "Environmental Media Awards" in 2004. [ [http://www.ema-online.org/pdf/2004_winter.pdf "Green Light - News from the Environmental Media Association - Winter '03-'04 edition"] ]

Filmography

Upcoming:
*"" (2008)
*"The Chosen One" (2008)Music Videos:
*"Adam Sandler's Steve Polychronopolous" (1997)

References

External links

* [http://www.robschneider.com/ Official website]
*imdb name | id=0001705 | name=Rob Schneider
* [http://www.robschneidermusicfoundation.org/ The Rob Schneider Music Foundation]
* [http://www.ema-online.org/awards_general.htm Environmental Media Awards]