List of Sealab 2021 minor characters

This article provides a list of minor characters from the show "Sealab 2021".

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*Alvis is the founder of the largest religion on Sealab. He is a parody of Jesus, though born in the 1800s in the frontier; possibly the Oregon Trail. He was born the son of Deliah and "no man" in the barn of Fort Klugman. This event was followed by a comet that caused three shaman riding buffalo to come bearing gifts of alcohol and firearms. Those who follow the religion of Alvis celebrate the "Feast of Alvis"; a parody of Christmas. Whereas Christmas is a time for joy and giving, however, the Feast of Alvis is a time for drinking and revenge. Alvis himself was a violent man; described by Sparks as "a drunk and a criminal", it is also claimed that "he killed for your sins". Alvis has been seen in a hallucination of Murphy, on a stained-glass window of the Church on Sealab, and outside of a club called the "Redneck Hole". He is wreathed by a halo and speaks archaic English peppered with curses and has the ability to turn eggnog into "bourbon, scotch, and rye". [ [http://www.tv.com/sealab-2021/feast-of-alvis/episode/211962/summary.html Feast of Alvis] ]
**Alvian Science is a religion that seems to be based on the teachings of Alvis, and is mentioned in the episode "Craptastic Voyage." Its defining belief is a rejection of medical treatment. Captain Shanks identifies as an Alvian Scientist in this episode and refuses medical treatment for a brain tumor.

*Amish Dave is a character who works in Sealab. His job was to churn butter for Captain Murphy who would then eat it while riding around in the Murphmobile. He does not own a VCR and does not believe in underwater research stations; however, he does believe in motels. He has an Irish look-alike, Paddy O'Reilly, who buys the organs of young children illegally from Sparks. It is possible there is a third look-alike who is also called "Beard Guy", however, as this one is an engineer who was sent to fix a broken door until Captain Murphy gave him a concussion.

B

*The Bizarros are a group from a parallel universe who resemble the main Sealab characters only with black uniforms, no eyebrows and other noticeable features. Bizarro Murphy has two scars on his face, an eyepatch, and a gun holster. Bizarro Debbie has a cyborg arm and pink hair. Bizarro Stormy is exactly the same, except that for some reason he has ice hair and can exhale ice cubes; he feels the need to constantly point out "I am Bizarro Stormy", to which Stormy replies "I'm Regular Stormy". Bizarro Marco has a metal jaw with sharp teeth and Bizarro Sparks is a head in a floating jar. Bizarro Quinn hatches out of an egg. Bizarro Quinn is short, white, has orange hair, freckles, a beak, gangly hands without arms, and an allergy to peanuts. He's basically the genetic/racial opposite of Dr. Quinn. The Bizarros have a tendency to use the word "Bizarro" almost every time they say something, and sometimes encourage others to. The Bizarros are a reference to the DC Comics villain "Bizarro", an imperfect clone of Superman who is one of his more memorable villains. During Bizarro's appearances in Hanna-Barbera's productions of Super Friends, his speech was very disjointed, and the Bizarros of Sealab share a similar impediment. [ [http://www.theintelli.com/Sce-to-Ser/Sealab_2021.php The Bizarros] ]

C

*Carl is an overweight man who works in the reactor room with Hesh, barely tolerating him. He often ends up killed by whatever crisis the crew is currently facing. Carl is voiced by Sealab 2021 artist Christian Danley. [ [http://www.theintelli.com/Sce-to-Ser/Sealab_2021.php Carl] ]

*Chopper Dave is a helicopter pilot with the U.S. Navy. In the show, he has his own popular television show and made-for-TV movies. His trademark is that he flies a helicopter by day and fights crimes by night—as a werewolf. [ [http://www.theintelli.com/Sce-to-Ser/Sealab_2021.php Chopper Dave] ]

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*Debbie Allison (a.k.a. "Black" Debbie) (voiced by Angela Gibbs) is both the only other adult female and the only other black person on the station. She teaches school to Dolphin Boy and the rest of Sealab's orphans, is very proud of her blackness, and has been seduced by Marco several times. The former Heisman Trophy winner has also been known to get stoned off a hookah pipe while loudly asserting that, in full compliance with Standards and Practices, she's enjoying the pipe "in a drug-free way." In one episode, her name is displayed on a monitor as Debbie Allison; but in another her nameplate is shown as Debbie Love. [ [http://www.theintelli.com/Sce-to-Ser/Sealab_2021.php Debbie Love (a.k.a. "Black" Debbie)] ]

*"Der Kapitan" is an apparent German naval officer who first appeared in the episode "Frozen Dinner" as a man who "came with the sub". He speaks German and is prone to pulling out his pistol and shouting "Sieg Heil" for unusual or no reasons. He is also a member of the Legendary Society of Men. He is usually seen with a glass of bourbon or other alcohol, drinking it and making either lucid answers, snide remarks, or non sequiturs.

*Doctor Ilad Virjay (voiced by Adam Reed) is the station's official doctor and in-house surgeon, noted for his thick Indian accent and relatively normal personality. He graduated third in his class from The Medical College of Mescutabuti. He practices Manduism, the Sealab universe's version of Hinduism. He was once persuaded to eat a Philly cheesesteak which he said was against his religion but enjoyed it anyway. He has been known to use the surgery's gas mask on himself and once headed his own rockabilly band. Strangely enough, Dr. Virjay is one of the more consistently sane members of Sealab's crew, though less so than Doctor Quinn. Unfortunately he has his dark side, because although he regretted violating his Hippocratic Oath when forced to lie about a non-existent disease to tourists, he has repeatedly suggested that he practices euthanasia and uses his knowledge of psychology to condition the intelligent Dr. Quinn to do the menial task of sorting silverware. For example, his solution to help Green Fever victims was to trick them into going outside and drown, stating "it's not a bad way to go". He also offered to kill Marco when Marco became delirious after eating whale cancer, then stating that if he had "100 dollars for every patient" he'd killed, he'd be able to buy a new bass boat. He also secretes a poison. [ [http://www.theintelli.com/Sce-to-Ser/Sealab_2021.php Doctor Ilad Virjay] ]

*Doodle Killroy is a student in Black Deebie's class, seen only as a very minor character worried about the class pet, Roscoe the Scarlet Ibis. He has the exact art of Evans only minimized to be the size of a child.

*Dolphin Boy is a little, chubby boy that talks in dolphin noises. He's a member of Black Debbie's class, is the target of endless fat jokes, and is often killed for no reason whatsoever by the Sealab crewmembers. He is the persona non grata of Sealab. [ [http://www.theintelli.com/Sce-to-Ser/Sealab_2021.php Dolphin Boy] ]

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*Evans is Captain Murphy's most hated enemy. Murphy thinks his name is "Eggers," and Evans just goes along with it. In one episode, he stole the Murphmobile, and ran Murphy over with it. Evans makes other appearances in various episodes, such as being a blonde-haired german,a little kid,even dressing up as Tom Anderson from Beavis and Butthead in an adult swim parody in ASHDTV.

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*Fatass McBlobbicus is an acne-infested, bespectacled member of Black Debbie's class. While Dolphin Boy is chubby, McBlobicus is morbidly obese. When substituting for Debbie, Quinn did not believe that McBlobbicus' name was real but a quick check of the class roster proved him wrong. [ [http://www.theintelli.com/Sce-to-Ser/Sealab_2021.php Fatass McBlobicus] ]

*"Frenchman" is just that: a Frenchman. He first appears in the episode "Happy Cake" when Captain Murphy answered Quinn's protests of retrieving the Happy Cake Oven with "Here, take this Frenchman." He is seen wearing the outfit of Sealab personnel. He has a tendency to say the word "womb" repeatedly, and answers unpleasant commands or scenarios with, "Oh, poop". He speaks English, albeit with an exaggerated French accent that distorts his words, causing the others to misunderstand him. He does not seem to be well-liked among the Sealab crew members. He was also a member of the Legendary Society of Men until Der Kapitan shot him. He briefly reappears in "No Waterworld" in a stereotypical French outfit holding a baguette. He is, at least in his first appearance, an obvious parody of Jacques Cousteau.

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*"Gay Guy" Lance is a stereotypical gay man. He is fit, has a mustache and doesn't wear a shirt. He thinks that Shanks is gay because of his southern accent, which Shanks dropped for that very reason. It should be noted that once Shanks drops his accent, "Gay Guy" drops his stereotypical "gay" accent. Without his stereotypical "gay" accent, he sounds like a stereotypical pirate, "Gars" and all.
*The Grizzlebee's Bear is a recurring character; it rarely speaks, and mainly appears in the background of scenes or on television, specifically during commercials for Grizzlebee's, a fictional restaurant that parodies Applebee's.

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*Hesh Hepplewhite (voiced by MC Chris) is the station's reactor operator and is quite often the whipping boy as well. It was revealed that he is Jewish. Nasal-voiced, smart-mouthed, and whiny, Hesh isn't well liked by most of the crew and thus works in the part of the station farthest away from them. Exposure to intense radiation will turn Hesh into "Monster Hesh," an Incredible Hulk-like alter ego with a huge face on his torso and limbs which lack hands and feet that look like giant thumbs. Hesh has a habit of continually referring to himself in the third person. He also wants "married sex." When Hesh cross-dresses, he prefers to be called "Heshina". Hesh is also a commissioned notary. Hesh often breaks out into rap, or offers to rap at gatherings, including White Debbie's birthday and wedding. Hesh is often seen holding a clipboard in either his left or right hand. [ [http://www.theintelli.com/Sce-to-Ser/Sealab_2021.php Hesh Hepplewhite] ]

*Harry the Hammer is Captain Murphy's nephew. He enjoys smashing Sealab's equipment (especially the reactor control panel) with a hammer which most probably led to his Harry's nickname. He bears a striking resemblance to the character 'Evans', alas, they are not the same person.

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*The Legendary Society of Men is a group of five members that appear in the episode "Isla de las Chupacabras". Stormy states that the Legendary Society of Men will come and save them from the island (which Quinn rejects), with the scene switching to show a submarine traveling through the ocean with "LSM" projected against the sky, much like the Bat Signal. The members are: Der Kapitan, Frenchman, Huck Finn, Quetzalcoatl, and Monster Hesh. The only similarity between the members is their inability to understand each other; which results in them standing around shouting at each other rather than accomplishing anything. After a short argument Der Kapitan pulled out his pistol and shot Huck Finn, Frenchman, and Quetzalcoatl. He then proceeded to offer Monster Hesh a bouquet of roses, stating "You're mein liebchen" before Monster Hesh ate his hand and jumped off the sub with Der Kapitan. It is unknown what happened to them afterwards.

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*Max Stone is a rebel extreme trillionaire who at one point buys Sealab from the government. His favored mode of transportation is a jetpack and he has the ability to exist outside of Sealab, in the ocean without a wetsuit or SCUBA gear. When asked how he did this he answered "Mathetics, look it up!" He enjoys sandwiches from a deli on the moon. Famous for such quotes as "monkey banana raffle".

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*Peeping Tom is a character that has no true name, but is seen in a large number of episodes, depicted as a bearded man with glasses who peeks over partitions, and through doorways and windows in the background of a scene.

*Phil is a character that shows up for a few seconds in the Holodeck in episode 46, with a large rat. He then quickly ran off because he "can't talk now."

S

*Sharko (voiced by Matt Thompson) is Marco's interspecies son, from when Marco "put his human penis in Sharko's mother's 'Sharkgina'." Sharko is scatterbrained and flighty, and longs to know as much as he can learn about his father. Created after a short run of episodes with no spoken lines or appearances from Marco, and with Sharko making reference to Marco being dead, Sharko's introduction fueled rumors that Erik Estrada had left the series. The two finally meet in the Season Four episode "Return of Marco", where Marco responds by not recognizing Sharko and shooting him with a Mini-Uzi, though not fatally. [ [http://www.theintelli.com/Sce-to-Ser/Sealab_2021.php Sharko] ]

*"Squishface" is a gloop (reminiscent of a Schmoo, but namesakedly a reference to The Herculoids' character) that Murphy bought in the episode "Hail Squishface" and fed some liquor, in a spoof of the Star Trek episodes dealing with tribbles. The gloops' multiplicative abilities (which only occur if you give them alcohol) may also be a reference to the movie "Gremlins", in which a mogwai will spawn offspring if moistened. Sadly, this lovably shape-shifting (and stinky) thing met its end when it and its progeny possessed Murphy's brain, tried to take over Sealab, and are ultimately incinerated by the flame thrower wielding Sealab crew.

*Stinky Pete is a seal that appears to Dr. Quinn in the episode "Waking Quinn". [ [http://www.tv.com/sealab-2021/waking-quinn/episode/104259/summary.html Waking Quinn] ] and appeared breifly in ASHDTV,He frequently says "Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha. Delicious."

*Spacelab charactersbasically Sealab in space with major differences,as opposed to regular quinn, space quinn is white and everyone else you see is black,and are fat underneath their spacesuits,and for some reason the boys have breasts as well as the girls, causing them to want to flash people,making their eyes explode.

T

*Ted from Accounting is a character that appeared in the episode "Radio Free Sealab" in season 1. [ [http://www.tv.com/sealab-2021/radio-free-sealab/episode/104254/summary.html Radio Free Sealab] ] Captain Murphy started his own pirate radio station under the alias "Howlin' Mad Murphy", and he asked Ted to assist him by activating the emergency homing beacon; to which Ted could only respond by saying, "I'm Ted from Accounting."

*Tom Cusano makes a brief appearance in the episode "I, Robot," in which he licked the outer shell of Sealab.

*talking shark(not old kentucky shark)a one time character and stinky petes enemy,he only appeared in "waking quinn"but almost got stinky pete just before he got through the cage,later he bit off sparks stinky pete head.

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*Yumi is a black haired woman who usually dresses in goth styling, with a black choker, revealing black top, and black leather pants. She is most often seen in the background, but has spoken in the episode "Splitsville," right before her, Debbie Love, and Debbie DuPree get into a catfight, leading naturally to the three women making out. She works in the shop where Capt. Murphy bought the Gloop, Squishface. Judging by her voice and name, she is of East Asian descent.

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