Der Kommissar (song)

"Der Kommissar (The Commissioner)"
Single by Falco
from the album Einzelhaft
B-side	"Helden Von Heute (Alles Wartet Auf) (Today's Heroes)"
Released	1981 (Germany), 1982 (U.S.)
Format	7" vinyl single; 12" vinyl single
Recorded	1981
Genre	Dance-pop, Hip hop
Length	3:51
Label	GIG Records (Europe); A&M Records (U.S.)
Writer(s)	Robert Ponger, Falco
Producer	Robert Ponger
Falco singles chronology
"That Scene" (1981) "Der Kommissar" (1981/82) "Auf der Flucht" (1982)

"Der Kommissar"
Single by After the Fire
from the album Der Kommissar a/k/a ATF
B-side	"Dancing in the Shadows"
Released	1982
Format	7" vinyl single; 12" vinyl single
Recorded	1982
Genre	New Wave/Pop-rock
Length	5:43 (U.S. album version) 4:03 (single version)
Label	Epic
Writer(s)	Robert Ponger, Falco, Andy Piercy
Producer	John Eden, After the Fire
After the Fire singles chronology
"Rich Boys" (1982) "Der Kommissar" (1982) "Dancing in the Shadows" (1983)

"Deep in the Dark"
Single by Laura Branigan
from the album Branigan 2
B-side	"I'm Not The Only One"
Released	1983 (UK Promo)
Format	7" vinyl single; 12" vinyl single
Recorded	1983
Genre	New Wave/Pop-rock
Length	3:54
Label	Atlantic
Writer(s)	Original music & lyrics: Robert Ponger, Falco; English lyrics: Bill Bowersock
Producer	Jack White
Laura Branigan singles chronology
"Gloria (1982) Deep in the Dark (1983) Solitaire (1983)

"Der Kommissar" is a song first recorded by Falco in Austria in 1981, covered a year later by After the Fire and reworked in 1983 by Laura Branigan. Originally written by Robert Ponger and Falco, the Falco version reached the top of the charts in many countries.

After the Fire's version featured English lyrics by the band's Andy Piercy. The song peaked at No. 5 on the Billboard Hot 100 charts.

Background

Originally written by producer Robert Ponger for Reinhold Bilgeri, Bilgeri turned it down as he felt the song was too soft, so Falco reworked the song for himself instead.

Falco wanted to release "Helden von heute" as the main side (A-side), but the record company wanted "Der Kommissar" ("the commissioner" or police captain) to be released, because they felt it had more potential. The record company decided upon a double A-side release and was redeemed when "Der Kommissar" reached No. 1 in German-speaking countries in January 1982. After this big success, Falco's management decided to release "Der Kommissar" (as an A-side) in other countries as well.

In the United States and the United Kingdom, Falco's hit didn't fare as well, despite topping charts throughout Europe and Scandinavia during spring and summer 1982. In the summer of 1982 the British rock band After the Fire recorded an English version of the song, also called "Der Kommissar", and released it as a single, but the record floundered. Coming off a tour opening for Van Halen, After the Fire was working on material for a new album when in December 1982 the group announced onstage during a concert that they were breaking up. Both the After the Fire and Falco versions were rising on the Canadian charts at the time, but neither had cracked the U.S. pop charts.

Around that time, American pop singer Laura Branigan began working on her second album, and recorded a new song written over the melody and arrangement of "Der Kommissar", called "Deep In The Dark", which was prepared for release, when the After the Fire version finally hit the U.S. charts (Hot 100) on February 22, 1983, and started rising. Though the UK band's version barely nicked their home country's Top 50, in 1983 the song ultimately rose all the way to No. 5 in the U.S., where their music video was an MTV hit.

The song entered the American Top 40 (AT40) on March 5, 1983, peaked at No. 5, and remained in the AT40 for a total of 14 weeks. The hit single was released under the Epic label, with a catalog number of 03559.

Amidst all this renewed attention to the composition, Falco's own version, which had done well in some U.S. markets but not charted nationally, was re-released, but the German-language record remained essentially a novelty hit there, charting concurrently with the After the Fire version but not rising above No. 78. (In Canada, Falco's version had peaked at No. 11 the same late-January week After the Fire's version peaked at No. 12.) After the Fire's record company, CBS pleaded with the band to regroup, but to no avail. While UK promos for "Deep In The Dark" were pressed (the After the Fire version missed the UK top 40 and the Falco version didn't even chart there), Branigan's record company, Atlantic, officially released "Solitaire" in the U.S., where that song went to No. 7.

Falco single

Der Kommissar/Helden von heute is a double-A-side single by Falco released in Austria and Germany in December 1981. "Der Kommissar" reached the top of the Charts in many countries. The record's B-side, the pop-rock "Helden von heute" (meaning "heroes of today"), is a tribute to David Bowie's "Heroes". Recorded in Berlin, Germany, Falco claimed in an interview that he went to Berlin to follow the "tracks" left there by David Bowie, with his albums Heroes and Low, which had been produced by Brian Eno.

In his official music video for "Der Kommissar", Falco flees from the police, with several police cars in the background. There is another, lesser-known video for the Falco single.^{[citation needed]}

"Der Kommissar (The Commissioner)" only reached No. 74 in the US Cash Box Charts in 1983^[1] and did not even chart in the UK, but Falco would break through with major hits in those countries two albums later, with "Rock Me Amadeus" and "Vienna Calling" in 1986.

Updated remixes of "Der Kommissar" were released by Falco in 1991, 1998, and posthumously in 2008.

Cover versions and tributes

• After the Fire recorded a 1982 English-language translation of "Der Kommissar" which was a Top 5 hit in the U.S.
• Laura Branigan's "Deep in the Dark" from Branigan 2 is a 1983 English-language song written over the melody and hooks of Falco and Ponger's "Der Kommissar"
• The Squids recorded a punk rock version of "Der Kommissar" in 1996 and titled it "Don't Turn Around".
• Dale Bozzio, the lead singer of Missing Persons recorded "Der Kommissar" in 2007 for her solo project.
• Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung
• Gimme 5
• Lajos Túri's Hungarian cover "A felügyelő"
• Matthew Gonder recorded an English-language translation of "Der Kommissar" also in 1982, as well as a French version.
• Trent Reznor's first band Option 30
• Suzy Andrews; X Records, 1982 Produced by Peter Hauke, Distributed by Rocshire Records
• Brazilian band Comunidade Nin-jitsu made a parody of the song, called "Rap do Trago".
• Finnish industrial metal band Itä-Saksa (translates East Germany) made cover that can be found from their last album Man the Machines (2000).

Chart performance

Falco version

Year (1981/1982)	Peak position
Austrian Singles Chart	1
Canadian Singles Chart	11
France Singles Chart	1
German Singles Chart	1
Italy Singles Chart	1
Japan Singles Chart	1
Norway Singles Chart	3
Netherlands Singles Chart	18
New Zealand Singles Chart	4
Spain Singles Chart	1
Swedish Singles Chart	4
Swiss Singles Chart	2
U.S. Billboard Hot 100	72

After the Fire version

Year (1983)	Peak position
Canadian Singles Chart	12
South African Singles Chart	2
UK Singles Chart	47
U.S. Billboard Hot 100	5

In popular culture

• The song was parodied in a promo for the TV-series Chuck.
• The song was featured in the film Pineapple Express.
• The song was used in the Everybody Hates Chris episode "Everybody Hates Rejection".
• The song was used in the Friends episode "The One Where the Stripper Cries".
• The song (though loosely), was featured in a The Suite Life on Deck episode "So You Think You Can Date" along with other 80s references.
• The Song was used in the Family Guy episode German Guy.
• The Song was used in a documentary context in Raymond Depardon's Faits divers (News Items).

References

1. ^ Cash Box Top 100 4/23/83.