Modern Toss (TV series)

Modern Toss
Genre	Comedy Animation
Created by	Jon Link Mick Bunnage
Starring	Simon Roberts Fiona Terry Christopher Rowe Camilla Corbett Yvonne Tansley
Voices of	Ralph Brown Mackenzie Crook Anthony Davis Simon Greenhall Paul Kaye Lee Kern Doon Mackichan David Schaal Lucy Scott
Theme music composer	Dominic Nunns
Country of origin	United Kingdom
Language(s)	English
No. of series	2
No. of episodes	13 (including pilot episode)
Production
Executive producer(s)	Alan Marke Jim Reid
Producer(s)	Jane Harrison
Running time	22 min. approx
Broadcast
Original channel	Channel 4 = IFC
Original airing	July 11, 2006
External links
[http://www.moderntoss.com = http://www.ifc.com/moderntoss Website]

Modern Toss is a partly animated British comedy programme based on characters from Modern Toss, a profanity-ridden series of cartoon booklets. It is written by Mick Bunnage and Jon Link, who write for their company *hitflap.

Following the DVD release of the first series in November 2007, a second series began on 23 January 2008.

The show is currently being aired on the Independent Film Channel (IFC) in the United States and on 4Music in the United Kingdom.

Characters

The following recurring cartoons appear regularly in the programme:

• Alan: the figurehead of Modern Toss, Alan is a cartoon scrawl who repeatedly sabotages his middle-class friends' get-togethers, resulting in his fleeing, pursued by "Roger", shouting, "Come back, Alan, you wanker!"
• Accident & Emergency/Citizens Advice/Customer Services: members of the public ask a patient woman at a help-desk bizarre and often ridiculous questions. Contains the recurring theme of an angry Texan yelling into the phone, complaining profanely about a recently purchased cheeseburger, and who appears in every segment, regardless of the topic.
• Barney: a man who periodically turns into a red Incredible Hulk-like monster at the mention of Alan Titchmarsh, and causes destruction in a mad rage, followed by embarrassment at what he has done.
• Drive-By Abuser: a blunt moped-rider who "considers" various things before hurling profane abuse at them.
• Cheese and Wine: a person at a party asks someone a question, and the other replies in a coarse and aggressive manner.
• Fly Talk: a pair of flies discuss goings-on, often involving being trapped in a celebrity's car/house/hat and witnessing unexpected behaviour (such as David Attenborough urinating on his open fire).
• Gnat Burglar: a giant gnat which sucks the entire contents out of things and injects it into other things.
• I Live 'Ere: a West Country farmer recounts his violent assaults on trespassing (English) members of the public.
• Illegal Alphabet: a large number of human-sized letters that congregate in a field to form rude words (including odd portmanteaus such as "pipecock"); they are then ambushed by truncheon-wielding police. These scenes end with a Radio 4-style voiceover announcement, for example: "That was Illegal Alphabet in 'illegal piss meeting' followed by 'unauthorised shitcasket'".
• Mr Tourette - Master Signwriter: a gruff Frenchman who creates inappropriate signs (more often than not, with a sexual leaning) for bewildered customers.
• Peace & Quiet: a man who seeks peace and quiet in his garden, but is plagued by noise from neighbours and others nearby.
• Planet Chat: a Jerry Springer-style talk show in which the Moon and several other celestial bodies argue, usually turning on the Earth in the end.
• Prince Edward, Royal Entrepreneur: rarely seen in the programme, Prince Edward tries to profit from (often tasteless) Royalty-related merchandise.
• Seawalker: another infrequent feature of series - a man with very long legs walks out of the sea onto the beach, whereupon a leg is severed by people playing frisbee.
• Sneezeman: a little man with a huge nose who experiences uncontrollable sneezing fits, usually injuring himself and causing extensive damage to property.
• Space Argument: two inept astronauts who disagree while carrying out routine space-related tasks.
• Underground Wolf Gobbler: a giant semi-human monster that pops up out of the ground and eats things, i.e. trains or oncoming traffic.
• Work: an unenthusiastic employee expresses his unwillingness to come in, or do any work.

The theme music is Brindisi (by Verdi) from La Traviata.

Broadcast history

• UK
  • Channel 4 (2006, 2008)
  • Adult Swim on Bravo (2007)
  • Paramount Comedy 2 (2008-)
  • 4Music (2010)

• Australia
  • ABC2 (2008, 2009, 2010)

• Russia
  • 2x2 (2008)

• USA
  • IFC (2009)

• Finland
  • SubTV (2010)

• Mexico

Once TV (2010)

External links

• Modern Toss at the Internet Movie Database