Big Brother (Yes Minister)

Infobox UK Television Episode
Title = Big Brother
Series name = Yes Minister


Caption = Episode title card
Series no = 1
Episode = 4
Airdate = 17 March 1980
Writer = Antony Jay
Jonathan Lynn
Producer = Sydney Lotterby
Director =
Guests = Robert Urquhart
Frederick Jaeger
Diana Hoddinott
Neil Fitzwiliam
Episode list = List of "Yes Minister" and "Yes, Prime Minister" episodes
Prev = The Economy Drive
Next = The Writing on
the Wall

"Big Brother" is the fourth episode of the BBC comedy series "Yes Minister" and was first broadcast 17 March 1980. This episode, unlike many others, does not end with the phrase ' "Yes Minister" '.

Plot

Jim Hacker is being interviewed by Robert McKenzie for the TV current affairs programme "Topic". The Minister would be happier if the line of questioning concerned cuts in bureaucracy, but McKenzie wishes to discuss the new National Integrated Database: the detailed personal records of every UK citizen, which will be held on computer by the government. He presses Hacker on the implications regarding personal privacy, and his interviewee finds himself unable to answer and resorts to stonewalling.

Hacker watches the recording in his office with Sir Humphrey Appleby, Bernard and his political advisor, Frank Weisel. The latter is not impressed with Hacker's performance and congratulates Sir Humphrey on getting him "perfectly house-trained". Sir Humphrey protests that he simply carries out the wishes of his "master" and will entertain no further questioning from Weisel. As he leaves, it comes to light that Hacker has two conflicting appointments in his diary for the next day: one a civil service function in Swansea and the other a by-election meeting in Newcastle. Both sides press upon him the importance of keeping each engagement. At first indecisive, Hacker eventually chooses to do both and requests suitable travel arrangements.

When Hacker gets home, he greets his wife, Annie, and finds her packing suitcases. It's the Hackers' wedding anniversary the next day, and Annie had been promised a trip to Paris. Hacker has completely forgotten and tells Annie about his 'double-booking'. She insists that he cancels both appointments, so he phones Bernard to do so. By the end of the conversation it becomes clear that his trip to Swansea and Newcastle is still on. Hacker confesses to his wife that he is depressed by the amount of work he is expected to do and the fact that he is perceived as a civil service spokesman. Annie urges him to get a grip on the job and be more decisive — as he was when he was the editor of "Reform".

When Hacker next meets Sir Humphrey, he demands that certain safeguards in respect of the National Database be enacted immediately. He wants all citizens to be allowed to see their own files and legislation to prevent unauthorised access. Sir Humphrey is concerned that implementing such complex regulations will take a long time. Hacker points out that the database has been in development since his predecessor's time and that any difficulties must have already been discussed. However, Sir Humphrey's lips are sealed regarding any past conversations. Bernard enters with news of another TV programme, "World in Focus", on which the Minister has been invited to talk about the database once more. Again conflicted, Hacker eventually decides to take part.

Later, Hacker chances upon Tom Sargent, the former Minister for Administrative Affairs, and sits down for a chat. Sargent enlightens Hacker as to the nature of Sir Humphrey's stalling technique. This comprises a five-stage plan that will ensure that nothing is achieved at any time between general elections, while also swamping his Minister with paperwork, thus effecting the desired state of "creative inertia". He specifically tells Hacker to look in the bottom of his fifth red box that evening to find Sir Humphrey's reasons for not proceeding with the National Integrated Database.

That night, Hacker does indeed discover the memo in question and, at Annie's urging, rings Sir Humphrey to tell him — despite it being 2.00am. He also has in his possession Tom Sargent's original draft proposals.

The next morning, Hacker discusses the proposed safeguards with Sir Humphrey, and is careful to mark down each of his predicted resistance methods as he uses them. Nevertheless, the Permanent Secretary is stubborn in his refusal to co-operate. As Bernard enters with Hacker's 'announced' diary arrangements, he unknowingly gives his Minister a second line of attack.

As a horrified Sir Humphrey watches on TV, Hacker uses his appearance on "World in Focus" to inform the nation that the safeguards to the database will definitely be in place.

The next morning, Sir Humphrey (who has been working all night) presents Hacker with a list of his desired recommendations. The Minister then delivers his "coup de grâce" and surprises Sir Humphrey with Tom Sargent's completely identical set of proposals from the previous government.

Episode cast

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Goofs

*Hacker mentions his new Bureaucratic Watchdog office, even though it was publicly disbanded at the end of the previous episode. (This episode was actually made before the previous one, but the two were swapped around in the transmission order.)