Children of Lieutenant Schmidt

Children of Lieutenant Schmidt (Russian: Дети лейтенанта Шмидта) is a fictional secret non-society of con men. They pretended to be children of Lieutenant Schmidt (a Russian revolutionary hero), described in The Little Golden Calf by Ilf and Petrov. The authors mockingly referred to these people collectively as Society of Children of Lieutenant Schmidt; there is no mention in the book of them referring to themselves as such. Ostap Bender's two sidekicks were hapless former members of this non-society.

According to the novel, roaming across Russia in the 1920s were numerous fake relatives of Karl Marx, Prince Kropotkin, and other revolutionary figures. Their con tricks were aimed at persuading various Soviet officials into granting them cash. Their numbers grew, and to prevent any unlucky chance of spoiling each other's attempts, they started to "unionize", with Schmidt's Kids being the most difficult to organise. When the latter finally decided to convene, "it turned out that Lieutenant Schmidt had thirty sons, from eighteen to fifty-two years in age, and four daughters, stupid, unattractive and no longer young". They split Russia into 34 territories.

Ostap Bender, being in difficult straights, decided to play the same game, but ran into another trickster (Shura Balaganov, who became his accomplice) right in front of a bureaucrat in a Soviet office. Bender managed to get out of the gaffe by pretending Shura was his brother. Later they met yet another "sibling" - Samuil Panikovsky (Russian: Самуил Яковлевич Паниковский), who was running for his life (he had ignored the convention, trespassed, and was caught red-handed by victims of yet another "brother").

Heritage

Since then, the expression "Children of Lieutenant Schmidt" has become a Russian cliché for various con enterprises or persons which use false pretenses, e.g., of being war veterans, Chernobyl liquidators, simply relatives of the targeted victims, etc., in order to extract money from the victims.^[1]

A music band from Minsk, Belarus and the KVN team from Tomsk bear the name.

A monument to two of the most famous of Schmidt's "sons" (Bender & Balaganov) was erected in Berdiansk in 2002. A statue of Panikovsky, carrying out his favourite trick of pretending to be a blind man, has been erected in Kiev, Ukraine.

Estonian punk-rock band Vennaskond entitled its first album released in 1991, during the period of fall of the Soviet Union "Ltn. Schmidti Pojad" (The Sons Of Lieutenant Schmidt).

During repairs on the Lieutenant Schmidt Bridge in St. Petersburg in 2006, the builders erected a temporary bridge some meters above. The temporary construction was nicknamed "Son of Lieutenant Schmidt".^[2]

References

1. ^ "Children of Lieutenant Schmidt Liven up before Holidays" (Russian)
2. ^ "The 'Son of Lieutenant Schmidt' is Getting Ready" (Russian)