- Space Cadets
Infobox British television
show_name = Space Cadets
caption = Space Cadets logo
Reality TV, Spoof
runtime = 60 Minutes
Numerous actors & contestants
7 December 2005
16 December 2005
num_episodes = 10
"Space Cadets" was a British
televisionprogram made by Zeppotron(a division of Endemol UK) for Channel 4. Presented by Johnny Vaughan, it was aired across ten consecutive nights beginning on 7 December 2005, with the final episode aired on the evening of 16 December 2005. It was accompanied by a behind the scenes sister show "Space Cadets: The Satellite Show", with interviews and phone-ins.
The series described itself as the most elaborate
hoaxperpetrated in television history.
A group of twelve contestants (who answered an advert looking for "thrill seekers") were selected to become the first British televised
space tourists, including going to Russiato train as cosmonauts at the "Space Tourist Agency of Russia" (STAR) military base, with the series culminating in a group of four embarking on a five-day space mission in low Earth orbit. The show and space mission contained aspects of Reality TV, including hidden cameras, soundproofed ' video diary' rooms and group dormitories.
However, the show was in fact an elaborate
practical joke, described by Commissioning Editor Angela Jain as " Candid Camera" live in space" and claimed by Channel 4 to have cost roughly five million pounds. Unknown to the "space cadets", they were not in Russia at all, but at Bentwaters Parks(formerly RAF Bentwaters, a USAFairfield from 1951to 1993) in Suffolkstaffed by costumed actors, and the "space trip" was entirely fake, complete with a wooden "shuttle" and actor "pilots". In addition, three of the Cadets were also actors, included to misdirect any suspicious Cadets and to help reinforce the illusion.
Channel 4 had contingency plans if the contestants realised the hoax; Johnny Vaughan repeatedly suggested they would have to play old rerun episodes of "
Jamie's School Dinners", and after the "launch" some unchosen Cadets would have been used as a backup crew.
The show was originated by comedy writers
Ben Caudelland Richard Osman(together with Annabel Jones).
*Andrew Carter, 19, a student from
*Sarah-Jane Cass, 19, a
media studiesstudent from Kent.
*Cheryl Dearie, 23, a
housing associationassistant (receptionist) from Glasgow.
*Paul French, 26, a
*Keri Hassett, 25, a college administrator from
*Billy Jackson, 25, a
recruitment consultantfrom Kent.
*Ryan McBride, 28, an
electricianliving in London.
*Louise Nisbet, 23, a
*Astrid Roberts, 19, a
call centreworker from Glamorgan.
French, Hassett and Jackson were chosen for the fake flight.
The three actor Cadets were played by
Charlie Skelton, Ranie Dawand Steve Hester. Hester dropped out on day three after a bout of gastroenteritisand after Skelton accidentally kicked his toenail off. Skelton, also a comedy writer, was chosen to take part in the flight.
The two pilots were improvisational actors,
Alex Humesand Drew Leavy(Drew Dawson), who stayed in character the entire flight, even when alone. Humes, portraying a Russian pilot, became noted for his bizarre & cryptic statements due to his method acting.
Johnny Vaughan- Writer, Host Giles Boden- Writer Michael Klesic- Dr. Vladimir Negovetic Valera Riazanov(Physical Instructor)
;;"Space Cadets - The Satellite Show" cast
Johnny Vaughan- Writer Alex Zane- Host Jeremy Edwards(Episode 1.1) Myleene Klass(Episodes 1.1, 1.2) Richard X Campbell(Episode 1.2)
In order for the hoax to stand a realistic chance of succeeding, the Cadets would have to remain unaware of the true nature of the show, even given any production mistakes and implausible explanations.
As such, a strict set of criteria were applied to filter out inappropriate applicants:
* Eliminating anyone who had ever served in the armed forces, or who already had a significant interest in space travel or
* Psychological tests used to single out the highly suggestible and those who would conform to
* Physiological tests to determine
claustrophobia, including being in restraining jackets and trapped in a full lift
* Being asked to dance blindfolded, without music, and with others watching, to gauge
* Asking the candidates to nominate a friend or relative they trusted implicitly, to make a vital and important decision for them. These friends or relatives were contacted, and fully let in on the hoax, and given the final say of whether or not the Cadet should be included
The intention was to obtain a group of Cadets who were highly gullible, conformist, and ignorant about the show's subject matter; and also ideally suited to appearing in a Reality TV show (e.g. uninhibited
extroverts, "wacky personalities", or characters otherwise able to capture the public's attention).
All nine contestants won a genuine trip to Russia, including a trip to Star City (a small town to the north-west of Moscow which is the home to a Cosmonaut training facility); and a ride on a parabolic flight to experience
weightlessness(known as a Vomit Comet) for around 25 seconds. In addition, each Cadet won a cash prize of £5,000 each. The three Cadets who went into 'space' won a cash prize of £25,000 each (£5,000 per "day in space").
The show contained moderate amounts of bizarre, surreal, or subversive show elements, in a manner similar to other
Zeppotron-related productions (for example, " TVGoHome".) Examples include:
* Cadet lectures that were "about 80% true", the rest being ludicrous rubbish; many of these lectures were of little practical use to cosmonauts (e.g. memory tests of the planets in the
* Stereotyped characters, including a slow-talking
Royal Air Force Squadron Leaderwith a luxuriant handlebar moustache
* Stupid training exercises (e.g. communications training involving reporting ever more implausible emergencies, ending with monkeys rampaging through the spacecraft, and
Rambogiving The Fonza high five)
* Nonsense Russian (e.g. having the Cadets salute a 'Russian Poem' which was actually the recipe for
toad in the holeor having the Russian pilot wear makeup, place plastic spoons in his hair and insist the Cadets act out " Alice in Wonderland")
* Nonsensical , including tests to make
The show's dénouement occurred on the last day as planned. The Cadets had started to gain suspicions due to increasingly ludicrous set pieces (notably the space funeral of a fictional celebrity dog "Mr. Bimby", whose ashes were spilt and had to be vacuumed up). The Cadets were prepared for a spacewalk, but once in the module Vaughan showed them a montage of their suspicions, finishing with an outside shot of the simulator, which was the moment when the "cadets" knew they had not left the Earth. The module door was opened onto the studio set, complete with friends, family and the actors. Soon after, they were told they were in England, and had not actually even left the country.
viewing figureswere an underwhelming 2.6 million (11% share), dropping to 2 million [http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/entertainment/filmandtv/tv/s/191/191600_space_cadets_viewing_figures_nosedive.html] ; although Channel 4 was reported as being 'not disappointed' and the figures were in line with that time slot, and 42% of the viewers were the crucial 16-34 year old segment.
Early viewer reaction to the show contained disbelief that such an apparently outlandish joke could be pulled off (the show claimed that
Neil Armstronghad offered to eat his astronaut helmetif the show was successful).
Particularly questioned was how
weightlessness, which would be present in a real space flight, would be handled on a ground-based set. The Cadets were told that they would be in "near space" (as opposed to "outer space"), causing only a 30% loss of gravity; which was compensated by "gravity generators" built into the ship. Due to the Cadet-choosing criteria, this profoundly absurd explanation was believed (any object in orbitof another astronomical objectwill experience free-fall, and thus weightlessness).
The Space Cadets were initially assembled at Biggin Hill airfield,
London, before being flown to Lyddon the south east coast of the England. This air-hop would normally take just 15 minutes, but thanks to a specially convoluted flight plan over the North Seait lasted four hours. Upon arrival at Lydd the cadets were told they had reached Volgograd. They were then transferred to RAF Bentwaters, Suffolk, which they have been led to believe is the Space Tourism Academy of Russia (STAR) facility in the town of Krymsk.
During the four week period the Cadets were living on-site; their barracks and the academy building where they received their training are situated within the wooded dispersal area, which is on the south west of the airbase.
The shuttle simulator was assembled in a soundproofed
hangarwhich was constructed within RAF Bentwaters, circa 1991. The shuttlewas given the name of Earth Orbiter 1 which was used as the spacecraft's call sign.The simulator was a wooden replica built for the film "Deep Impact", and also subsequently featured in "Armageddon" and " Space Cowboys". As the Cadets spent five days inside the simulator, there was considerable attention & budget given to its plausibility, including extensive surround sound, pneumaticcushions, and a custom-built projector screen to display CGI graphics of the Earth's surface.
The hangar, called Hush House, is formed from insulated
stainless steelwalls and features an elaborate exhaust facility that enables the engines of jet aircraftsuch as the F-16 to be tested with minimal interruption to local residents and livestock. Hush House is situated south of the runway, towards the eastern edge of the site.
In total, the two programmes are together rumoured to have cost around £4.5M GBP to produce, including prize payouts, the 6-month audition process, set making, staff salaries, and profits for Zeppotron. The high cost fuelled speculation and rumors about further shows and the possibility of the producers performing a double-bluff in the future (
Virgin Galacticis likely to offer initial space tourist flights for £100 000).
The show consistently raised the issue of how an immersive
illusioncan convince average people over a period of time, especially when reinforced as part of a group of believers - especially when this includes men in white coats and other authority figures. Outsiders (in this case, the viewers) see the hoax as laughable, yet 'inside' the Cadets have been slowly lulled into (as Vaughan stated) "what is, in effect, an alternative universe".The actor Cadet on the 'mission' stated that it was easier to let himself believe the experience was genuine; trying to consciously remind himself of the hoax left him disoriented and "30% convinced, despite everything I know, that I am actually in space".
Parallels can be drawn to the supposed 'group experiment' element of "Big Brother" which "Space Cadets" draws on, and in wider terms
propaganda, subliminal advertising, and the consensus nature of reality. See also: Asch conformity experiments, Milgram experimentand the Stanford prison experiment.
'Double hoax' theory
As the attention to detail in the hoaxed environment became clear, some viewers expressed suspicions - in particular on Channel 4's message board for the programme - that the entire show, including the apparent gullibility and abject ignorance of the Cadets, was in fact a
double bluff; all the Cadets were actors and that the real target of "the biggest prank in television history" was the "gullible" viewing public. The theories were leant considerable credibility when Ryan McBride was sighted in a TV advert for blood donation [http://www.brandrepublic.com/bulletins/media/article/532555/space-cadets-fools-viewers-contestant-revealed-actor/] , although he later explained he was recruited as an extra on-location and was not a professional actor. Variations on this " conspiracy theory" included the actor Cadets being unaware of the hoax; that each Cadet believed themself to be the only actor; or that the actors/Cadets believed the "viewers" thought the space mission was genuine. One conspiracy theory even went as far as to suggest a real trip into space could be awarded to one of the unsuspecting actor Cadets, possibly using a company like Virgin Galacticor Space Adventuresfor the prize [http://community.channel4.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/3490031163/m/6980070563] . Once the programme reached its end these suspicions proved to be unfounded.
* The title, "Space Cadets", is a comical reference to the
slangphrase, which is used to describe vacuous, gullible fools, untethered to reality (compare ). It is not yet clear if the contestants are aware of the show's title, although a whiteboard in the 'barracks' had "Space Cadettes" ["sic"] written on it during one of the parties organised in the facility. Space Cadet is also RAF slang for a member of the Air Cadet Organisation (ACO) which includes the Air Training Corps(ATC) and the Combined Cadet Force(Royal Air Force) Sections, (CCF(RAF)).
* RAF Bentwaters was the location of the famous
UFOincident in Rendlesham Forest.
* The motto of the establishment "S.T.A.R." is 'Это не ракетостроение'. The mission commander claimed this means 'We, the adventurers', but it actually means 'It's not rocket science', a phrase meaning that something is very easy, here taking on a double meaning.
* During the training lectures, the cadets were told that Russia's first cosmonaut to successfully orbit and return to earth was a monkey called Minsky (who is supposedly stuffed and kept on display at "S.T.A.R."), and that the city of
Minskis named in her honour.
* The cadets were also told the segments of Mission Control, referred to by acronyms, some of which are made up - CAPCOM, FlDO, LIDO, DIDO, NACAS and MUMI (only CAPCOM and FlDO are genuine positions).
* According to one of the "pilots", if the shuttle was unable to land at the "S.T.A.R." base in Russia, one of the back-up sites was at Woodbridge, UK. This is an in-joke as, unknown to the cadets,
RAF Woodbridgewas the 'twin' airbase to RAF Bentwaters. Woodbridge is also the nearest town to the actual "Space Cadets" production site in Suffolk.
* The contestant Keri, featured in a recent recording of
ITV1's revival of Bruce Forsyth's The Price Is Right, now hosted by Joe Pasqualeand also was a contestant on a show in the Cruel Summer/Winter series.
* Bentwaters Parks is currently being used as the set for BBC Three show
* During the shooting of Space Cadets, smokers amongst the production crew were given Russian
Cigarettes to smoke in-case any of the cadets discovered the butts.
* Sarah-Jane Cass ["on the subject of space"] : "It's like
Chessington World of Adventurestimes ten thousand."
* Johnny Vaughan: "Coming up tomorrow, can we successfully convince our contestants that there's a star system called "The Hazelnut Cluster"?"
* Johnny Vaughan: "With all these animals around it's weird that the only thing I can smell is bullshit."
* Johnny Vaughan: "That's right, one of the actors we hired has landed us right in it. " [Pause] " Tit."
* Johnny Vaughan ["on various occasions after footage of the commander had been shown, due to his comical outrageous moustache"] : "Good Lord, it's the commander's moustache."
* "Earth Orbiter One to CAPCOM Krymsk, I can see two cosmonauts having a punch up."
* "Earth Orbiter One to CAPCOM Krymsk, I can see
Ramboand The Fonzdoing a high five."
* "Earth Orbiter One to CAPCOM Krymsk, I can see a lecturer holding a sign saying 'Don't say anything'."
* Sarah-Jane Cass ["talking in her sleep (in connection to the 'Russian' actors)"] : "Not foreign. They're not foreign. They're not foreign..."
* "Val ["a physical trainer"] is like
Spider-Man, God, and the Terminatorall rolled into one, but times ten thousand"
* Actor Charlie ["on being castigated in a 'lecture"'] : "Even though I was very well aware that he was just an actor - he wasn't even Russian... even though I knew this whole thing was just an immense charade, I was really nervous and filled with anxiety [when he said 'see me after class'] ... and I even, I couldn't stop myself doing it - this is the
power of suggestion- I had some notes in my book, and I even made them better and put some extra notes in, so that when he'd look at my book, he'd see that I had proper notes in."
* The Russian 'pilot' ["on his dislike of the omnipresent cameras"] : "I am like a lost sheep, trying to find a place to hide."
* Billy Jackson: "I think last night was fake, but I'm just hoping the whole thing isn't. This could possibly be the biggest reality TV scam ever." [http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds27332.html]
* Paul French ["after "Mr. Bimby"'s failed funeral"] : "This is the nuttiest space... "thingy"... I've ever been on."
* Paul French: "It all feels like a caravan, everything is very caravanny in here...."
* Paul French: "We're not Astronauts. We're just asses."
* [http://www.channel4.com/spacecadets "Space Cadets"] at Channel4.com
* [http://www.ukgameshows.com/index.php/Space_Cadets_%282%29 UKGameshows.com: "Space Cadets"]
* [http://www.bentwaters.org/ RAF Bentwaters Website]
* [http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk Unreality TV — News and discussions on Space Cadets]
* [http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?lat=52.128&lon=1.435&scale=25000 Aerial Photo of RAF Bentwaters]
* [http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Board=currentEvents&Number=224624&fpart=&PHPSESSID= RAF Bentwaters in Google Earth]
* [http://www.merrymedia.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=93&Itemid=120 Space Cadets News]
* [http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alan-turnbull/secret2.htm#space-cadets Precise filming locations on the Bentwaters base, using online maps and aerial photos]
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