The Sack (Robot Chicken episode)

Infobox Television episode
Title = The Sack
Series = Robot Chicken


Caption =
Season = 1
Episode = 18
Airdate = June 26, 2005
Production = 104
Writer = Mike Fasolo
Doug Goldstein
Seth Green
Pat McCallum
Tom Root
Matthew Senreich
Director = Matthew Senreich
Guests =
Episode list = List of Robot Chicken episodes
Prev =
Next = That Hurts Mecontext

"The Sack" is the eighteenth episode of the first season of Robot Chicken.

List of skits

Street Vendor Nightmare

A hot dog street vendor refills the "water" in the cart with his own urine.

First Date

It's Susan (Alien) and Douglas (Predator) on the battleground of love in a special episode of "First Date."Susan, raised Jewish, is worried about her father's reaction to her dating a "Predator-American".

There isn't much hope for a second date, as Susan repeatedly says "no"...and accidentally stabs Douglas causing him to detonate a bomb and kill them both.

Firecracker

A young boy straps a firecracker to a toy man, and he tearfully tells his friend to tell his mother that he loves her. He is then blown to smithereens. The boy proclaims "I am God!", citing his toys "lives" are in his hands.

Frogger Car Wreck

In the classic video game Frogger, The frog causes a massive car wreck and explosion before declaring "Now's our chance, boys!" to his friends, which come running across the highway.

Tetsuo!

Akira starring Kaneda the musical? Wonder what the ending's gonna look like.

Carousel of Tomorrow

See what the future holds in "Carousel of Tomorrow." Can you imagine what the twenty-first century will bring?

:The Chinese will land a man on the moon - establishing the first "Moon Wok" restaurant (which is still "rescuing" cats from alleys).

:We also look inward, as the unlocking of the human genome will bring about the birth of perfect babies. Think of a world without disease, or midgets, where fully formed, adult "babies" are born, and their first words are "Sieg Heil".

:Doctors will be able to perform complicated surgeries without leaving the beach.

:Virtual reality sex will be perfected.

Alarm Clock Reversal

The alarm clock, in bed, doesn't respond to the tiny man on the nightstand, repeating "wake up" over and over again.

Mayor McCheese Press Conference

Mayor McCheese holds a press conference with Governor Schwarzenegger

The press alleges that the Mayor has taken women to motel rooms and paid them to go to the bathroom on his chest! The Hamburglar, his press secretary, steps in to rescue him.

Never Say Goy!

Goldfinger (film) remade for a kosher audience... Ross Hashanah faces his enemy Goyfinger, who tortures him by forcing him to eat a BLT sandwich.

It's a Wimpy-Filled Life

In a mix of It's a Wonderful Life and Popeye the Sailor Man. Popeye experiences a world without his hamburger-leeching friend Wimpy in "It's a Wimpy-Filled Life."

Without Wimpy, Bluto and Popeye are business associates, establishing their own bank. Olive Oyl actually has (very large) breasts. Alice the Goon cures cancer. There's no more pollution, no more war, and hamburgers are free.

Clarence, realizing the much more promising future, pushes Wimpy off the bridge.

:*Clarence is depicted here with his wings, which in the movie "It's a Wonderful Life", he does not earn until he's done his good deed.

Halo Kong

The modern video game "Halo" invades the old-school classic "Donkey Kong".

It starts off as Mario is jumping over barrels. Suddenly, the Halo stars come up onscreen, grab, then toss away, the hammer that Mario grabs, kick him, then snap his neck. After they kill Mario, they go up to rescue Pauline and set off a bomb to destroy the platform Donkey Kong is on. He is then shot and killed by one of the Halo people. The skit ends with another one extinguishing a fireball.

Mrs. McNally's 3rd Graders Present: Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride

A childish claymation stop motion animation version of The Corpse Bride.

Stix are Intended for Children

"Stupid Bunny, Stix Are Intended for Children" is the tagline for Stix (parody to Trix). The Stix cereal "spokesbunny" the Stix Bunny finds himself a new way to make a buck.

After being arrested for "inappropriately touching" a child and ending up in jail with his cell mate the Cookie Crisp Criminal, he starts pushing contraband "sugar".

Toucan Sam is the drug lord supplier and the Keebler Elves are the drug refiners. He uses the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee as a mule. A hanger-on is the Lucky Charms Leprechaun. Tony the Tiger and Cap'n Crunch are part of his militia.

Snap, Crackle, and Pop, however, turn informants and spill the details to the police, who end up killing Tony, Captain Crunch, and the Stix Bunny. The Bunny goes to Heaven and sees a bowl of Stix, but even in Heaven he cannot obtain it.

Notes

Reruns of the show include "A Day in the Life of Ponda Baba" from the Star Wars Robot Chicken special in place of "Stix are Intended for Children".

The sceens "Firecracker" and "Mrs. McNally's 3rd Graders Present: Tim Burton's Corpse Bride" were deleted from the episode to save time.

Cast / Voice actors

* Scott Adsit - J. Wellington Wimpy
* Dave Coulier - Popeye
* Ginnifer Goodwin - Little Girl
* Seth Green - Captain Crunch, Goyfinger, Clarence, Bluto, Host, Mr. Wembley, Professor, Toucan Sam, Mayor McCheese, Hamburgular
* Kelly Hu - Olive Oyl
* Mila Kunis - Susan Xenomorph
* Phil LaMarr - Douglas Predator
* Breckin Meyer - Reporter, Rosh Hashanah
* Dan Milano - Stix Rabbit
* Stuart Townsend - Lucky Charms Leprechaun
* Victor Yerrid - Cookie Crisp Criminal, Tony the Tiger

Stoop!d Monkey

The monkey is eating his own brain. [http://www.robotchicken.info/gallery/Stoop%21d_Monkey/Stoop_d_Monkey_The_Sack]

References & External links

* [http://www.robotchicken.org/The_Sack Robot Chicken Wiki]
* [http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html Adult Swim]
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