The Humble Guys

The Humble Guys (THG) were a cracking group for the IBM PC during the late 1980s founded by two friends known by the pseudonyms Candyman and Fabulous Furlough. The group was also noticed in the demoscene for some of their cracktros.

THG was the first group to make use of the NFO file as a means for documenting their releases before packaging and distribution. The first release to contain an .NFO file was Nova Logic's remake of the arcade classic Bubble Bobble in 1989 . This has since spawned an entire generation of ASCII artists devoted solely to creating artwork for the purpose of decorating NFO files for warez groups. To put things into perspective, there are now entire websites explicitly devoted to the collection and archival of just NFO files, such as The iSO News.

oftware contributions

THG also was one of the first groups to release an "intro tool" for the IBM PC demoscene, released by their coding subsidiary, "THG F/X", called the THG IntroMaker. The THG IntroMaker would allow one to create a self-contained executable program which played music and displayed graphics on screen without the need for any knowledge of computer programming. A much more advanced and highly sophisticated extension of this today would be Farbrausch's .werkkzeug.

Prior to THG's arrival on the warez scene the IBM world did not have anything other than text based intros usually quoting song lyrics. THG members brought the experience from the C64 and AMIGA warez scene bringing the first animated and graphical intros to the IBM scene.(TM)

In December 1991 , the "F/X division" of The Humble Guys released a first and only copy of an electronic magazine called "The Humble Review" featuring game reviews and articles. [ [http://www.defacto2.net/magazines-detail.cfm?title=The%20Humble%20Review "The Humble Review"] , Defacto2.net] For its time, this was a state of the art magazine for the IBM PC.

Members of THG also had their own custom BBS software, originally a "forum hack", called L.S.D. BBS (Lush Software Designs) which was first introduced on June 1, 1990, written by The Slavelord and others. [ [http://software.bbsdocumentary.com/IBM/DOS/LSDBBS/ IBM and Compatibles: DOS: LSDBBS] ]

In the news

On the evening of October 27, 1992, NBC television aired a sensationalist episode about computer hackers on Dateline titled "Are Your Secrets Safe?". [ [http://www.totse.com/en/zines/cud_a/cud454.html Some comments on NBC Dateline's Hacker Segment, Transcript] , totse.com] This show prominently displayed ads for several warez BBSes, including one for The Slave Den BBS which was operated by a senior member and spokesperson of THG. As a result of this undesired exposure, The Slavelord voluntarily retired from his activities within the group.

About the same time Candyman (THG Frontman) saw an article in a local 615 newspaper about software pirates that he felt was so inaccurate that he called and arranged for a reporter to come to him and he would show them how it worked so they would write a correct article, and they did. (TM)

September 5, 2006: David J. Francis AKA "Candyman" died in his hometown of St. Louis Missouri, of heart failure. [ [http://www.legacy.com/STLToday/DeathNotices.asp?Page=LifeStory&PersonID=19145167 Obituary: Francis, David J.] , legacy.com]

Competition

THG redefined the manner in which the PC Warez Scene worked when they entered the scene in 1989. Prior to THG, warez releases were haphazard, with multiple groups releasing the same title, usually after the title had been available in retail stores for weeks. Often games were released to BBSes without being cracked. THG changed this by releasing titles days before the software made it to retail chains such as Babbage's. They did this by establishing relationships with the major wholesale software distributors, and ordering games with overnight shipping. For those cases where overnight shipping wasn't enough, THG found people who lived near the software companies, who could go to the company, and buy the game the day it was released. This beat the overnight shipping method by 2 days in most cases. Also, an advantage that they possessed was that most other warez groups were run by teens, who attended school during the day. THG was run by professional men, who were available each day "by 10:30" when FedEx, or UPS delivered. The other groups had to "wait until they got home" in the afternoons. A decided advantage considering most "cracks" were done in less than an hour, and releases complete shortly there after.

THG had members who worked for morning TV shows. Software companies, ever eager for free advertising, would send a box of new, or in some cases "about to be released" software to a TV show, for just a simple phone call. They also understood the "progression" of software. Once a title was completed, the box, manual, and final version of the game, were shipped to a "duplication house" to copy the software for sale in stores. THG had contacts in these duplication houses, where they could get the games weeks before they would show up at the store. Activision's F-14 Tomcat was one such title, along with all titles from Microprose.

At the height of their power, THG had game suppliers in the US, UK, France, Germany, and many parts of Asia.

THG introduced the concept of couriers in an effort to plaster their releases on their competitors' BBSes. The THG couriers were often told to make sure that the various groups received the latest crack on their HQ's BBS before other THG BBSes. The combination of using software wholesalers and couriers turned the PC Warez Scene upside down in 1990, but these are considered normal practice now. The fierce competition within the current warez and video scenes are directly descended from THG.

As a result of the fierce competition from THG, the majority of older, well established, warez groups disappeared from the scene.Fact|date=May 2007 Of the four or five groups that were around prior to THG's arrival in December, 1989, the only group that survived the onslaught from THG was the International Network of Crackers (INC).

One of THG's greatest competitors in the IBM PC cracking scene was the International Network of Crackers (INC). The file header of the executable THG cracktro, READTHG.EXE (displayed above), contains text which reads: "Cool Hand but fucks his dog and Phantom from INC" (sic), an insulting reference towards the vice-president and courier coordinator of their rival organization, INC.

After Candyman shut down his BBS (Candyland - originally run on CNET BBS and first setup and customized by The Maker for Candyman) and left the United States, Fabulous Furlough took over the reins of the group. After political infighting among the remaining members of the group led to problems within the organization, several of the newer members of THG splintered off and formed a new group called USA (United Software Association) which included several noteworthy members such as Genesis and The Humble Babe (who changed her name to The NotSoHumble Babe upon her departure from THG). USA released a few games, most of them coming from one of THG's suppliers in Illinois, whom USA had managed to "turn". After the bust of The Not So Humble Babe on credit card fraud charges in Michigan, USA teamed up the European PC warez division of Fairlight and were cooperatively known as "USA/FLT". This inevitably lead to the two groups USA and THG warring with each other. [ [http://www.defacto2.net/NFO/1991/10/Willy%20Beamish%20Hints-FLT-USA.txt FLT/USA NFO File] , defacto2.net] .

A year after the USA/FLT fiasco, several of the original members of The Humble Guys left the group in an effort to once again capture lightning in a bottle. However, by the fall of 1992 several other groups, such as Razor 1911 had joined the scene and this new group, while having some brief success [ [http://www.textfiles.com/piracy/NFO/term2029.nfo Originally Funny Guys NFO] , textfiles.com] , was never as successful as THG. The new group fell apart shortly after The Slavelord shut down his BBS after the Dateline story.

By 1994, most of the founding members of The Humble Guys were no longer involved with the warez scene, and the group was just a shadow of its former self. The final end of The Humble Guys came when The Pits BBS in New York was shut down by Novell in 1995. [ [http://www.novell.com/news/press/archive/1995/11/pr95259.html Press Release: NOVELL SOFTWARE PIRACY INVESTIGATION LEADS TO COURT- ORDERED SHUT DOWN OF PITS BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM] , 6 Nov 1995. Novell.com]

ense of humor

Members of THG had a unique sense of humor which was not always received well by others in the warez scene. [ [http://www.textfiles.com/piracy/elite.txt Are The "Elite" Real Pirates?] , textfiles.com] While fighting among different warez groups was always a part of the PC scene, prior to THG, the various groups in the scene were fairly modest. The swagger that The Humble Guys brought to the PC Warez Scene, best exemplified with their name, was typical of their tongue in cheek humor.

One of the biggest controversies created by THG was due to this humor and the creation of their courier corps. The people who were responsible for distributing THG's warez were forced to change their existing pseudonym to an assigned name and number; for example "Humble Slave #10". [ [http://www.thecomputershow.com/computershow/walkthroughs/ducktaleswalk.htm Duck Tales Walkthrough] , thecomputershow.com] When THG was at the height of its game, people were lining up to trade in their name for an assigned number. Later, THG added fuel to the fire by making their courier division multi-tiered with the introduction the "Humble Spittle", effectively a lesser or entry-level Humble Slave.

THG would frequently include the following humorous tagline at the bottom of their NFO files::"Remember, you too can be either Humble Spittle, a Humble Slave, a Humble Franchise, a THG Distribution site, or even possibly a member."

Another example of their strange sense of humor was Candyman's departure from the United States. Candyman had decided to sell his business and travel deep into the heart of Mexico. The Maker and Drool Master Rick decided to spread rumor to explain his departure and that rumor still partially makes its rounds. The rumor was that Candyman had drawn the attention of the FBI — again — and had fled the country to avoid prosecution. This served to heighten the mystique of Candyman himself.

French-speaking Frozen Tormentor (also the founder of iCE) once joined up with THG as a Humble Slave and then reportedly quit to join the International Network of Crackers upon the discovery of the connotations the name held. [ [http://www.textfiles.com/piracy/INC/sites.txt International Network of Crackers Member / Distribution Sites text file] , textfiles.com]

Other examples include THG offering 8×10 glossy photographs of "your favorite Humble Guys member" and requesting hate mail to their Post Office box::"Send us your hate mail! We LOVE to get your hate mail! All hate mail sent to the P.O. Box will be sent out on the LSDNet (tm) THG Arts and Letters Section! * Note * All Letter Bombs will be returned to sender." [ [http://www.textfiles.com/piracy/HUMBLE/geisha.nfo Geisho NFO file] , textfiles.com]

The Humble Guys also used to operate a 1-900 telephone number which they used to announce information about their releases:

:"Also, Call the Humble 900 number - 1-900-535-4200 ext. 780":"NOTE! $2.00 per minute. Updated EVERY Monday Morning!!":"Kiddies under 18 MUST have their parents Permission!" [ [http://www.textfiles.com/piracy/HUMBLE/simant.nfo Sim-Ant NFO File] , textfiles.com]

External links

* [http://www.textfiles.com/piracy/HUMBLE/ A collection of early NFO files released by THG]
* [http://www.textfiles.com/piracy/i_retire.txt I_RETIRE.TXT] , A statement of retirement from one of the senior members of THG, The Slavelord (a.k.a. The Timelord).
* [http://www.defacto2.net/text.files/PC%20Classic/Applications/slaveapp.txt Application form to become a Humble Slave]
* [http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=5882 A list of THG software] indexed at Pouet.
* [http://www.defacto2.net/groups.cfm?mode=detail&org=thg The Humble Guys file and information repository on Defacto2] .

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