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"Culture" Episode no. Series Two
Episode 002Directed by Ed Bye Written by Ade Edmondson & Rik Mayall Produced by Ed Bye Original air date 8 October 1992 Episode chronology ← Previous
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"Burglary"Culture is the second episode of the second series of British TV sitcom Bottom. It was first broadcast on 8 October 1992[1]. It is the second episode to feature only the two main characters.
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Synopsis
After falling behind with the rent, Richie and Eddie desperately try to find ways to entertain themselves after their television is taken back to Rumbelows[2].
Plot
This episode begins with the pair doing a crossword. They get really bored so Eddie tears up the paper. They then argue about whose fault it is that the television has been repossessed. Richie said that Eddie went to Rumbelows with the money to pay the rent, but instead gave the money to a strange and wizened old man in return for five magic beans. Eddie responds that Richie was going to the rental shop every month but instead going five doors down to Dr. O'Grady's personal organ enhancement clinic, which turned out to be a botch job anyway.
Richie then complains about being bored, but after accidentally leaning on their keyboard, Richie suggests playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey". However, since there is nothing in the flat to play with, they end up playing "Put a bit of Sellotape on the Fridge", in which Eddie wins. After this, Eddie suggests that they have a "see how much custard you can fit in your underpants" competition, in which Richie wins after Eddie sits down, splattering his custard all over the room.
After a hefty cleaning up job, they then try to play chess with Richie's antique chess set that his Great Aunt Dorothy left him. Richie puts on a smoking jacket, which is actually his Mac, turned inside out. Richie tells Eddie that the chess set is the one that Wellington played with on the eve of the Battle of Waterloo. We then see that Eddie has been stealing the valuable chess pieces and selling them. Because there's only a few pieces left, they have to play chess with different objects as the missing pieces such as frozen prawns (in place of pawns), a potted cactus, a tomato ketchup bottle, a large Spider-Man figurine and a toy skeleton. They also create cocktails using Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade and salt as ingredients, naming their creation the Esther Rantzen, as it "Pulls your gums over your teeth". Just as they are about to start playing, Richie tells Eddie he doesn't know the rules of chess.
We then cut to a few hours later; it is now 5 o'clock in the morning and Eddie has been up since 10 o'clock last night telling Richie the rules of chess 124 times. They have been through the Ouzo, the Pernod, the Old Spice and all three litres of the Industrial Strength Floor cleaner. By now Eddie's nerves are frayed and furiously forces Richie to begin the game. Richie, having learned nothing over the previous seven hours, acts out a war situation with his pieces, destroying half of them in the process and Eddie, realising that Richie still doesn't have a clue about the rules, moves his Queen around the board several times in one go to confuse Richie, and then drags Richie's pieces over to his side, then declares checkmate. Richie retaliates with a punch and they have a massive fight, in which Richie gets his feet crushed with a table, has a chair broken over his head and his head slammed in the fridge, but not before ramming the spike of an umbrella into Eddie's groin. The episode ends with Richie pulling the television from behind the fridge whilst Eddie talks to the viewer about how "they say television encourages violence, well I'm smashing his face in and we haven't got one!". Richie explains that it hadn't been taken; he had hidden it to see what a night without television would be like. He also hopes it would "get a bit of interaction going". Eddie obliges by smashing the TV set over Richie's head.
Notes
- The objects used as chess pieces are:
White rook = vinegar bottle
White knight = carved animal figurine
White bishop = pork pie
White queen = White queen
White king = white king
White bishop = white bishop
White knight = white knight
White rook = white rook
16 Pawns = 16 Prawns
Black rook = model skeleton
Black knight = tomato-shaped ketchup bottle
Black bishop = Mrs Peacock counter from Cluedo
Black queen = cactus with paper crown
Black king = brown sauce bottle
Black bishop = sausage
Black knight = Tabasco sauce bottle
Black rook = Spider-Man figurine
Consistency Errors
- In Apocalypse , Richie claimed to know the rules to chess. However, in this episode Eddie is attempting to teach Richie as Richie doesn't seem to know, although this can probably be explained by the fact that Richie was trying to trick the Grim Reaper (who was really Eddie in disguise) into letting him live.
Continuity and Production Errors
- Richie and Eddie are playing chess. In one scene, Eddie flips the table with the chess board and drinks on it, so it lands on Richie's toes. As it lands, the camera angle changes and the props on the table disappear.
References
- ^ "Bottom: Culture - TV.com". www.tv.com. http://www.tv.com/bottom/culture/episode/26304/summary.html?tag=ep_list;title;3. Retrieved 2008-12-24.
- ^ Bottom Series Two (DVD). BBC Worldwide. 2004.
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