The Patron of the Arts

Infobox UK Television Episode
Title = The Patron of the Arts
Series name = Yes, Prime Minister


Caption = Episode title card
Series no = 2
Episode = 6
Airdate = 14 January 1988
Writer = Antony Jay
Jonathan Lynn
Producer = Sydney Lotterby
Director =
Guests = John Bird
Deborah Norton
Antony Carrick
Diana Hoddinott
Episode list = List of "Yes Minister" and "Yes, Prime Minister" episodes
Prev = Power to the People
Next = The National Education Service

"The Patron of the Arts" is the fourteenth episode of the BBC comedy series "Yes, Prime Minister" and was first broadcast 14 January 1988.

Plot

Jim Hacker is in a quandary. Upon the recommendation of his Press Secretary, Bill Pritchard, he has accepted an invitation as guest of honour at the annual British Theatre Awards dinner. However, the size of next year's grant to the Arts Council is less than expected and, as the event is to be televised live with a potential audience of 12 million, the Prime Minister is concerned that he will be ridiculed. He asks Sir Humphrey Appleby for his advice, and it transpires that the Cabinet Secretary has a vested interest as he is on the National Theatre's board of governors. He tells Hacker that there is no point in trying to ingratiate himself with those from the arts because, as Prime Minister, most believe he is there to be mocked. When Hacker asks why he should give them money in the first place, Sir Humphrey replies that despite the fact that nobody is interested in them, the arts are part of the nation's heritage and "as long as they're going on, you can feel part of a civilised nation." The PM suggests that Sir Humphrey has a quiet word with Simon Monk, the managing director of the National Theatre.

Sir Humphrey dines with Monk, who wishes to know the amount of the grant. Sir Humphrey refuses to disclose it in advance but manages to reveal it by strategically moving quantities of breadsticks around the table. This equates to only £1.5 million for the National Theatre from only £6 million for the Arts Council as a whole. Monk is exasperated and asks for Sir Humphrey's help. The mandarin responds that he is there to represent the PM's interests and that there are certain things that could upset him. Sir Humphrey goes into great detail, lest they should be referred to "by mistake" — and Monk is only too pleased to make a note of them.

Hacker hosts a large cocktail party at 10 Downing Street in the hope of gaining some support. His Minister for the Arts advises him to increase the grant, but the PM is against it. Meanwhile, Simon Monk is with Sir Humphrey, wondering if he ought not to wait for the amount to be published before lobbying Hacker. The Cabinet Secretary advises the opposite: if the figure is published, the government would be committed to it and could not change it thereafter. The PM finds himself cornered by a group of guests, who waste no time in politely quizzing him on his theatrical knowledge (or lack of it). Bernard spots that Hacker is besieged and Sir Humphrey steps in to rescue him. He introduces the PM to Simon Monk, who takes the opportunity to state his intentions regarding the awards dinner. He lists examples of wasteful government expenditure that he will refer to in a humorous vein if his grant is not increased.

Hacker meets with Bernard and his political advisor, Dorothy Wainwright, to try and find a solution. The latter suggests calling Monk's bluff and selling the site of the National Theatre on London's South Bank, on the grounds that nearly half of its annual grant is spent on the upkeep of the buildings. This would release finance to be spent on productions that could then be staged all over Britain, thus making it a truly National Theatre. Hacker is delighted with this idea and gloats that "They wouldn't be able to call me the Philistine in 10 Downing Street, then", on which claim Dorothy Wainwright observes that it would also be necessary that they not have met him.

At the awards dinner, Hacker uses Dorothy's advice as a veiled threat to Monk if he continues with his planned speech. Monk is incensed as he feels there must be a base for the National Theatre. Sir Humphrey calls the whole thing "barbarism", but the PM knows that since he is making his own speech after Monk's, he can choose to refer to the scheme or not according to what Monk has to say to the audience.

The awards dinner goes ahead, and Monk refrains from criticising Hacker, instead expressing his gratitude for such a grant at a time of "national stringency". He then proposes a toast to the Patron of the Arts, the Prime Minister, who subsequently tears up the offer from the developers for the site.

Episode cast

Quote

cquote2|Bernard: May I just clarify this? You think the National Theatre thinks that you are bluffing and the National Theatre thinks that you think that they are bluffing, whereas your bluff is to make the National Theatre think that you are bluffing when you're not bluffing, or if you are bluffing, your bluff is to make them think you're not bluffing. And their bluff must be that they're bluffing, because if they're not bluffing they're not bluffing.
Hacker: Thank you, Bernard. An invaluable contribution.

Continuity

* During his time as Minister for Administrative Affairs, Hacker was made responsible for the Arts, in the "Yes Minister" episode "The Middle-Class Rip-Off". Hacker's reluctance to publicly subsidise the arts is brought up again, attracting the same response from Sir Humphrey as it did previously.