List of fictional works in mass media

This is a list of fictional works in a fictional work related to mass media.

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From "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley

*"A gram in time saves nine'"
*"A gram is better than a damn."
*"Community, Identity, Stability'"
*"Ending is better than mending."

From the "Discworld" series by Terry Pratchett

*"A Spare Hand When Needed" - We R Igors
*"For the news you only hear about" - The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
*"Recycling Nature's Bounty" - Harry King waste recycling (after his wife had a word with him)
*"Taking the Piss since 1961" - Harry King waste recycling (originally)
*"The Truth Will Make You Free" (or sometimes "Fret") - "The Ankh Morpork Times"

From the "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series by Douglas Adams

*"If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?" - "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
*"Share and Enjoy" - Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, Complaints Division "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
*"Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With" - Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, describing androids "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

From "Metalocalypse"

*"Explosion Sauce, it's good on its own!"- Explosion Sauce
*"Murderknobs, doorknobs for a new world." - Murderknobs
*"Nickels is money too, guys!" - Pickel's Nickels
*"Tastes like chicken, if chicken were a candy." - Willard Wonky Hand Candy

From "Nineteen Eighty-Four" by George Orwell

*"Big Brother is watching you"
*"War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength"

From "Saturday Night Live"

*"The big ol’ bags of goo that probably don’t give you lupus." - Mentor Silicone Breast Implants
*"Blaze Cigarette Populare" - Blaze Cigarettes
*"Committed to your family's goals, maybe more than you are." - Morgan Stanley
*"Do what we say, and nobody gets hurt." - Texxon
*"The donuts of champions" - Little Chocolate Donuts
*"For when the metal ones decide to come for you... and they will." - Old Glory Insurance, which offers coverage in the event of robot attack
*"If you can find a better set of tires, screw you, pal!" - Screw You, Pal tires
*"Life goes on. Texxon is there. Because Buckwheat would have wanted it that way." - Texxon
*"Make Sweeping a Family Affair"
*"There's one thing stronger than a dog's sense of smell, his sense of irony" - Dissing Your Dog
*"Something's always cooking at the Cluckin Chicken" - Cluckin Chicken
*"Our Age Is Showing" - parody of an NBC's promotional campaign
*"Quarry. Better tasting 'cause it's mined" - Cereal that's pure 100% rocks and pebbles.
*"Shen Saturday afternoon is football in America" - Notre Dame Football on NBC
*"When you're in a rut, and you need a break, call the Approval Center" - jingle for The Approval Center
*"You Can't Go Thong" - Huggies Thongs

Miscellaneous

*"A lawn savant, who'll lop a tree — no one beats Marquis de Sod!"- the jingle (to La Marseillaise) of the BDSM lawn service Marquis de Sod, from Thomas Pynchon's "Vineland"
*"A new jean an old ho" - "GAP, "MADtv"
*"All the News in Fits of Print!" - the slogan of "The Daily Punctilio" in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
*"Bacardi That's my kind of party" - "MADtv"
*"Because Accidents Happen" - Skaiser Permanente, "MADtv"
*"Be there in a flash" - MADtv
*"Binge responsibly" -seen on a Duff beer blimp in "The Simpsons Movie"
*"Breasts Ther're Like Boobs But Classier" - "Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson"
*"Brown We Cover Your Ass" - "Brwon", "MADtv"
*"Catch Here!" (parody of NBC's 1983-1984 promotional campaign "Be There") - promotional campaign for NewsChannel 7, "Lizzie McGuire"
*"Chickity China the Chinese Chicken, ya have a drumstick and your brain starts clickin (or stops tickin)" - Chickity China, Barenaked Ladies, One Week
*""Cuz Killings In Style" - "JCPENN", "MADtv"
*"The Dinner Friend With Benefits" - "Hamburger Helper", "MADtv"
*"Doesn't Your Family deserve 10% Less Anal Leakage?" - Cholestra, "MADtv"
*"Don't You Wish Your Cat Poop Had a Little Zen Sometimes?" - Zen Litter Box, "MADtv"
*"Do Something Amazing" - Strange, "Boomerang"
*"For all you'll ever need."™ - The Goliath™ Corporation, Thursday Next novels
*"For people who don't want to stink" - Ocean Breeze soap, "The Muppets Take Manhattan"
*"For Real" - presidential campaign, "Tanner '88"
*"Get it so she gets it" - "Metaphorica", "MADtv"
*"Get them before they get you" - Nuke 'Em, "Robocop"
*"The Giant Monster Insurance" - "State Farm", "Late Show with David Letterman"
*"Ihr Fuhrer Zum Fruhst" - Kornerfrucht, "Frank TV"
*"It Hurt's So Good" - Hurts Rent-A-car, "MADtv"
*"Huskeroos lets you be you!" - Huskeroos clothing in "Weeds"
*"If it's a boot, it's a Blackbury" - Blackbury Boots, "Johnny and the Dead"
*"It Stinks so Good" - Strange, "Boomerang"
*"It's an all out war on illiteracy" - "Hooked on Phonics King Grammar and the Alphabet Castle" video game, "MADtv"
*"It's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade" - "Wayne's World"
*"It hits the spot" - "Cadre Cola", "The Running Man"
*"It's a Man's World"' - "Aqua Velvet", "MADtv"
*"It's not just memories it's evidence" - Sony, "MADtv"
*"It's the choice of a new generation" - Pepsi, "Wayne's World"
*"It's the female touch" - Chicken pies, "Chicken Run"
*"KGBH, in fantastic medium wave" - KGBH Radio, "GTA2"
*"Looks good on your feet or hanging over your clothesline" - Nike T-Max, "MADtv"
*"Making The End of the Wolrd Fun again" - Best Buy, "Late Show with David Letterman"
*"Making The Future Smooth" - "MADtv"
*"Movin Right Along" - "Bandits"
*"The Network For 40 Year Old Virgins" - "Sci Fi Channel", "MADtv"
*"Nothing Says Get The Hell off my Front Porch Like a Winchester", - Winchester shotgun, "MADtv"
*"Ocean Breeze will get you clean" - Ocean Breeze soap, "The Muppets Take Manhattan"
*"Our business is life itself" - Umbrella Corporation, "Resident Evil" series.
*"Auality Intelligent Television for the African American Community" - BET, from "MADtv"
*"Removing snow's a breeze with one blast of Summer Wheeze" - Summer Wheeze, "Frosty Returns"
*"Rippin and Dippin, Carin and Sharin" - Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za "MADtv"
*"See you later" - "Fedex". "MADtv"
*"So much ink if will blow your mine" - Super Dynamite Pen, "MADtv"
*"Sometimes Even We Can't Help" - OnStar, "MADtv"
*"Stick With Us Your be Glad You Did" - Anderson Accounting, "MADtv"
*"The tuna with a heart" - Schooner Tuna, "Mr. Mom"
*"The tiny o's that totally rule " - poolios and other cereals, "Talkshow with Spike Feresten"
*"They're just roomier!" - Huskeroos clothing in "Weeds"
*"We bring you joy, we bring you strife!" - jingle used for ICS in "The Running Man" movie
*"We do chicken right-on!" - General's Chicken, parody of KFCs slogan in "Undercover Brother"
*"We lie you watch" - FOX slogan, "MADtv"
*"We make ice cream fun" " - "King of the Hill"
*"We make memorabilia photos not necessity attractive ones" - Sears Themed Portrait Studios, "MADtv"
*"We put U before the BS." - slogan used for the UBS network on "America 2-Night"
*"We report. You believe." - parody of Fox News slogan on Australian comedy "CNNNN"
*"We're Channel 6, Just Catch Us Now!" - parody of NBC's 1982-1983 promotional slogan "Just Watch Us Now", "The Simpsons"
*"We scare because we care" - "Monsters Inc."
*"What the eye doesn't see. The buyer doesn't know"." Fast Forward (L'iar-Deskonke)
*"When you’ve been blown off by the rest, settle for what you can get" - "Lowered Expectations", "MADtv"
*"Where the customer is always right" - Spishak, "MADtv"
*"When you're here, you're like a family" - Olive Garden parody of their slogan "When you're here, you're family", "MADtv"
*"Where we mix the present with the future" - "Spishak Industries", "MADtv"
*"Why be you when you can be new?" - "Robots"
*"You can shine no matter what you're made of." - "Robots"
*"You Know You Want It" - Eruption, "The 40 Year-Old Virgin"

Music

Plays

Publications

Books

Comic books

Comic strips

Magazines

Newspapers

Radio shows

*"The Bill and Marty Show" - "The Simpsons"
*"Chris in the Morning" - "Northern Exposure"
*"Danger Woman" - "TaleSpin"
*"Delicious Dish" - NPR's show, "Saturday Night Live"
*"Gabbin' About God" - "The Simpsons"
*"The Gonzo Sports Show" - "Frasier"
*"Gus" - "MADtv"
*"Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch" - "The Simpsons" parody of "The Howard Stern Show"
*"The Iodent Hour" - "Annie"
*"The Ladies Man" - "Saturday Night Live" and "The Ladies Man"
*"The Lords Man" - "The Ladies Man"
*"Moleman in the Morning" - "The Simpsons"
*"Pressing Issues" - radio show from VCPR in *"Witching Hour" - "Harry Potter", parody of "Woman's Hour"
*"Restaurant Beat" - "Frasier"
*"Verbal Tea" - "The Simpsons
*"Weenie and The Butt" - "Family Guy"
*"The Zander Kelly Show" - "Joe Dirt"

Television shows

ee also

*List of fictional brands
*List of fictional companies
*List of Seinfeld fictional films

External links

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