Saturday Night Live Samurai

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In the early years of "Saturday Night Live", John Belushi portrayed a samurai -- he had a dedicated concept of honor, spoke only (mock) Japanese, and wielded a katana. Each sketch had him located in a different place and time that was typically inappropriate for a samurai, yet he performed his tasks perfectly, despite scaring his clients quite a few times.

Samurai Futaba would probably not have become a recurring character if not for Buck Henry's insistence that there be a second sketch featuring him when he first hosted on January 17, 1976. It is perhaps due to these origins that it became standard practice on SNL to feature a Samurai sketch every time Henry hosted, up until the time Belushi left the cast. (And except for "Samurai BMOC", each time Henry would play the same character, Mr. Dantley.)

In issue #74 of "Marvel Team-Up" (cover dated October, 1978), Belushi (in character as Samurai Futaba) dueled Marvel Comics supervillain Silver Samurai, who believed that Belushi was disgracing the history of the samurai. He also appears briefly in issue #54 of "The Sandman".

List of Saturday Night Live Episodes Featuring Samurai Futaba

*"Samurai Hotel" December 13, 1975 - Belushi and another bellhop (host Richard Pryor) duel over who has to carry a guest's bags. Pryor smashes the front desk with his sword; The Samurai says, "I can dig where you're coming from," the only words he has ever spoken in English.
*"Samurai Delicatessen" January 17, 1976 - Mr. Dantley (host Buck Henry) waits as The Samurai makes a sandwich by severing ropes on hanging salami, slicing tomatoes in midair, and splitting bread with his skull while apparently carrying on a pleasant conversation despite it being in two separate languages.
*"Samurai Divorce Court" February 14, 1976 - Futaba vs. Futaba. In the Samurai universe, custody cases are resolved by splitting children in twain. Host: Peter Boyle
*"Samurai Tailor" May 22, 1976 - Mr. Dantley (Buck Henry) needs a tuxedo for a wedding. The Samurai makes one for him with a katana.
*"Samurai General Practitioner" July 31, 1976 host: Kris Kristofferson
*"Samurai Stockbroker" October 30, 1976 - Belushi accidentally strikes Buck Henry, playing the client Mr. Dantley, in the forehead. On tape, Henry clearly staggers back from the blow.
*"The Purple Lagoon" (during musical performance) December 11, 1976 musical guest: Frank Zappa
*"Samurai Hit Man" March 19, 1977 - Don Marsala (Dan Aykroyd) hires The Samurai to kill, as soon as possible, both Don Cornelius and Don Kirshner.
*"Samurai B.M.O.C." May 21, 1977 - The Samurai must convince Dean Bynum (Buck Henry) that he is qualified to graduate from college.
*"Samurai Dry Cleaners" October 29, 1977 host: Charles Grodin
*"Samurai Psychiatrist" November 19, 1977 - Buck Henry relates a disturbing dream.
*"Samurai Night Fever" February 25, 1978 - a parody of the film "Saturday Night Fever", with the Samurai as a disco dancer. O.J. Simpson has a cameo as the Samurai's brother.
*"Samurai TV Repairman" May 20, 1978 - The Samurai tosses a TV set around, hits it with his sword, plunges two knives into the top grill, and the picture turns out perfect. Host: Buck Henry
*"Rollo" (during musical performance) October 21, 1978 - host: Frank Zappa
*"Samurai Optometrist" November 11, 1978 - The Samurai nearly commits hara-kiri when Buck Henry calls him an "optician".
*"Samurai Bakery" May 26, 1979 - host: Buck Henry Mr. Dantley (Buck Henry) picks up a pre-ordered wedding cake, only to find it not boxed. The Samarai tosses the cake in the air, and slices it to pieces as it drops behind the counter, only to pick up neatly packaged, string-tied pink boxes, which he hands to Mr. Dantley.

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* Recurring Saturday Night Live characters and sketches