Thomas Thetcher

Thomas Thetcher (1737? - 1764), also known simply as The Hampshire Grenadier, was a grenadier in the North Regiment of the Hants Militia. He is known to the present day only through his gravestone, which stands in the graveyard of Winchester Cathedral, Hampshire, England.

His grave site was designated as a Hampshire Treasure by the Hampshire County Council. [http://www.hants.gov.uk/hampshiretreasures/vol04/page087.html]

Inscription text

In Memory of Thomas Thetcher a Grenadier in the North Reg. of Hants Militia, who died ofa violent Fever contracted by drinking Small Beer when hot the 12th of May 1764. Aged 26 Years.

In grateful remembrance of whose universal good will towards his Comrades, this Stone is placed here at their expence, as a small testimony of their regard and concern.

Here sleeps in peace a Hampshire Grenadier, Who caught his death by drinking cold small Beer, Soldiers be wise from his untimely fall And when ye're hot drink Strong or none at all.

"This memorial being decay'd was restor'd by the Officers of the Garrison A.D. 1781."

An Honest Soldier never is forgot Whether he die by Musket or by Pot.

"The Stone was replaced by the North Hants Militia when disembodied at Winchester, on 26th April 1802, in consequence of the original Stone being destroyed."

"And again replaced by The Royal Hampshire Regiment 1966."

Citations

Grenadier Thetcher's gravestone has been quoted and misquoted extensively in the centuries since his death.
* Bill W., author of "Alcoholics Anonymous" (1931), the book which inspired the modern spiritiual anti-alcoholism movement, misquotes the gravestone on the first page, writing:

We landed in England. I visited Winchester Cathedral. Much moved, I wandered outside. My attention was caught by a doggerel on an old tombstone: 'Here lies a Hampshire Grenadier / Who caught his death / Drinking cold small beer. / A good soldier is ne'er forgot / Whether he dieth by musket / Or by pot.'" [http://www.aa.org/bigbookonline/en_tableofcnt.cfm]

* Writer Augustus Hare quotes the inscription in the appendix of his "Epitaphs for Country Churchyards" (1856). [http://augustus-hare.tripod.com/eappendix.html]
* A dialogue of letters in the New England Journal of Medicine (Vol. 341, No. 17, 1999) cites the inscription as a closing to a discussion of "deglutition syncope", the medical term for fainting when swallowing. It is triggered in certain sensitive individuals by cold liquids in the esophagus, especially on hot days. [http://lists.b9.com/pipermail/dysphagia/2001-April/051468.html]
* Strongs of Romsey, a Hampshire brewing company, used the slogan "drink Strong or none at all" until the 1970s. [http://www.pepysdiary.com/p/308.php]
* A reader of Littell's Living Age, a weekly periodical distributed in America from 1844–1941, sent in the full inscription for inclusion in the 8 November 1866 issue, along with a commentary. The unnamed reader wonders "that it has not hitherto appeared". He or she was very resourceful:

I copied it from an inscription on a tombstone in the churchyard of Winchester Cathedral, and a military friend then quartered there informed me that a statement once appeared in "Fraser's Magazine" to the effect that the quatrain commencing "Here sleeps in peace," was written by Dr. Benjamin Hoadley, sometime Bishop of Winchester. Now, as Bishop Hoadley died April 17, 1761, it is plain that he could not have written an epitaph on a person who survived him more than three years. I have divided the lines exactly as they appear on the tombstone, and beg to direct your attention to the ambiguity of "when hot," which "might" apply to the "beer" or to its victim ; also to the disembodiment of the North Hants Militia in April, 1802, being assignable (owing to the "obscure language) [sic] to the destruction of "the original stone," and not to the peace of Amiens, which was ratified in March, 1802. The inference drawn by the poet that the grenadier was killed by the smallness of the beer, and not by its want of caloric, is as original as it is, doubtless, correct. [http://cdl.library.cornell.edu/cgi-bin/moa/pageviewer?ammem/coll=moa&root=/moa/livn/livn0051/&tif=00375.TIF&view=50&frames=1]

Links and further references

* [http://ajnordley.com/England/Winchester/Thetcher.jpgA picture of the gravestone]
* Small beer