- Wolfe+585, Senior
Hubert Blaine Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff, Sr. (Wolfe+585, Senior) is the short name of a
Philadelphia n typesetter, who has the longest personal name ever used. "585" represents the number of additional letters in his full surname (total 590). His full 746-letter name is "Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior."Biography
Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff was born in
Bergedorf ,Germany (nearHamburg ), and later emigrated to theUnited States , settling inPhiladelphia . His birthdate has been given asFebruary 29 1904 , but he was also reported to be age 47 in a mid-1964 wire story. He became a typesetter, "logically enough", according toBennett Cerf . [cite news|url=http://www.newspaperarchive.com/LandingPage.aspx?type=glpnews&search=wolfeschlegelstein%20hausenberferdorlf&
|title=Try and Stop Me|author=Cerf, Bennett|date=1959-10-19|accessdate=2008-06-25|work=Delta Democrat-Times] He was a member of theAmerican Name Society for many years.His name first attracted attention when it appeared in the 1938 Philadelphia telephone directory on page 1292, column 3, line 17, [cite journal|url=http://books.google.com/books?id=3cAtAAAAIAAJ&q=wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger+dorff&dq=wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger+dorff&pgis=1|journal=The Shingle|pages=140|author=Wiedersheim, William A.|publisher=Philadelphia Bar Association|year=1938|title=Article] and in a court order of Judge John Boyle of
May 25 1938 : "Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorf, Jr.," [sic] "etc., vs.Yellow Cab Co.", petition for compromise settlement granted"—with speculation that the case was settled because "they couldn't pronounce it." [cite journal|url=http://books.google.com/books?id=x8wtAAAAIAAJ&dq=wolfeschlegelstein+hausenbergerdorf|journal=The Shingle|pages=150|author=Wiedersheim, William A.|publisher=Philadelphia Bar Association|year=1938|title=Article]A son, Hubert Blaine Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff, Jr., was born in Philadelphia in 1952, and was able to pronounce his surname by age three. [cite news|url=http://www.newspaperarchive.com/LandingPage.aspx?type=glpnews&search=wolfeschlegelstein%20hausenbergderorff&
|title=Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergderorff|date=1955-07-23|accessdate=2008-06-25|work=Gettysburg Times] Family letterhead used the form "Hubert Blaine Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff". [cite book|title=All Those Wonderful Names: A Potpourri of People, Places, and Things|page=151|author=Hook, J.N.|year=1991|publisher=John Wiley & Sons ]When "Inquirer" journalist
Frank Brookhouser omitted the letter "u" in reporting a 1952 Philadelphia voter registration under the 35-letter surname, Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff's prompt correction was carried by "Time" [cite news|url=http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,816926,00.html|title=Typo|work=Time|date=1952-09-01|accessdate=2008-06-25] and passed on to other outlets. [cite news|url=http://www.newspaperarchive.com/LandingPage.aspx?type=glpnews&search=wolfeschlegel%20steinhausenbergerdorff&
|title=Target Practice|author=Vaughn, Bill|work=Marion Star|date=1954-01-18|accessdate=2008-06-25] Philadelphia's business computers used an abbreviated form on the city's voting registration books; the utility company, however, when told he wouldn't pay his bill unless his name was right, began spelling it properly, on three lines.cite news|url=http://www.newspaperarchive.com/LandingPage.aspx?type=glpnews&search=wolfeschlegelstein&
|title=Article|work=Albuquerque Journal |date=1955-06-03|accessdate=2008-06-25] Brookhouser later responded by tributing the correctly spelled Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff as the exemplar Philadelphian named in the first sentence of his "Our Philadelphia", comparing him to another local typesetter,Benjamin Franklin . [cite book|title=Our Philadelphia: A Candid and Colorful Portrait of a Great City|pages=3, 224|author=Brookhouser, Frank|year=1957|url=http://books.google.com/books?id=87A9AAAAIAAJ&q=wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger+dorff&dq=wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger+dorff&pgis=1|publisher=Doubleday]The executive secretary-treasurer of the American Name Society also provided a 163-letter spelling which truncates and edits the canonical spelling (in bold), "Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schaftswaren­wohlgefuttern­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfiends", stating that this was his "full name as given ... at birth on the envelope". [cite journal|pages=87-88|journal=Names: A Journal of Onomastics|author=Kramer, Fritz L.|publisher=
American Name Society |year=1960|title=Names Not Brief] The spelling was reproduced verbatim by the "Maryland and Delaware Genealogist". [cite book|url=http://books.google.com/books?id=uL1bAAAAMAAJ&q=wolfeschlegelsteinhausen&dq=wolfeschlegelsteinhausen&pgis=1|title=The Maryland and Delaware Genealogist|page=73|author=Clark, Raymond B]In 1964, an
Associated Press wire story reported that theIBM 7074 computer at theJohn Hancock Mutual Life Insurance Co. could process one million policies but refused to handle that of Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff, which was specially processed by hand. [cite news|url=http://www.newspaperarchive.com/LandingPage.aspx?type=glpnews&search=wolfeschlegel%20steinhausenbergerdorff&
|title=What Was That Name Again?|work=News|date=1964-06-25|accessdate=2008-06-25|author=Associated Press ] He explained to reporter Norman Goldstein, "When somebody calls my name, I don't have any trouble finding out who they mean .... I don't like being part of the common herd." [cite news|url=http://www.newspaperarchive.com/LandingPage.aspx?type=glpnews&search=wolfeschlegelstein%20lausenbergerdorff&
|title=What's in a Name? Please Don't Ask!|author=Associated Press |work=Manitowoc Herald Times|date=1964-06-25|accessdate=2008-06-25] Copies of this story catered tohexakosioihexekontahexaphobia by conveying the rumor that his name contains exactly 666 letters, [cite news|url=http://www.newspaperarchive.com/LandingPage.aspx?type=glpnews&search=wolfeschlegelstein%20hausenbergerdorff&
|title=What's In A Name? Only 666 Letters|work=The Progress|author=Goldstein, Norman|date=1964-06-25|accessdate=2008-06-25] which has not been supported by any reliable spelling.He appeared in all editions of the "
Guinness Book of World Records " from roughly 1975 to 1985 as having the longest personal name, and was photographed for the book in front of aNew York City marquee displaying his name, once again misspelled. [cite book|title=Guinness Book of World Records 1981|isbn=0806901969|publisher=Sterling Publishing |author=McWhirter, Norris|date=1980-11-01|page=206] [cite book|title=Guinness Book of World Records 1985|isbn=0806902647|publisher=Sterling Publishing |author=McWhirter, Norris|date=1984|page=140] By 1983, only the 35-letter form of the name appeared in the Guinness Book; in the late 1980s, the category disappeared. [cite book|title=Guinness Book of World Records 1990|author=McWhirter, Norris|year=1989] Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff was also catalogged bylogologist sDmitri Borgmann [cite book|title=Language on Vacation: An Olio of Orthographical Oddities|page=150|author=Borgmann, Dmitri A.|year=1965|publisher=Charles Scribner's Sons ] andGyles Brandreth , [cite book|title=The Joy of Lex: How to Have Fun with 860,341,500 Words|page=240|author=Brandreth, Gyles Daubeney|year=1980|publisher=William Morrow and Company ] and by "The Book of Useless Information". [cite book|title=The Book of Useless Information|page=65|authoer=Botham, Noel|year=2006|publisher=Perigee Books]The "New Dictionary of American Family Names" translates the 35-letter form as "a descendant of Wolfeschlegelstein (one who prepared wool for manufacture on a stone), of the house of Bergerdorf (mountain village)"; [cite book|title=New Dictionary of American Family Names|author=Smith, Elsdon Coles|year=1973|publisher=
Harper & Row |page=558|url=http://books.google.com/books?id=SZAYAAAAIAAJ&q=wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff&dq=wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff&pgis=1] theFairleigh Dickinson University Names Institute gives "wolf slayer who lives in the stone house in the mountain village".cite book|title=Names New and Old: Papers of the Names Institute|author=McMullen, Edwin Wallace|publisher=Fairleigh Dickinson University Names Institute|year=2002|pages=263-264] TheMuseum of Hoaxes , which says the 590-letter name "seems to be true", gives a translation by Charles Haberl; it treats Steinhausen as a separate geographical name and continues, "Who before ages were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well tended and diligently protected against attackers who by their rapacity were enemies who 12,000 years ago appeared from the stars to the humans by spaceships with light as an origin of power, started a long voyage within starlike space in search for the star which has habitable planets orbiting and whither the new race of reasonable humanity could thrive and enjoy lifelong happiness and tranquility without fear of attack from other intelligent creatures from within starlike space". [cite web|url=http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/worlds_longest_surname/|title=World’s Longest Surname|date=2005-10-20|accessdate=2008-06-25|work=Museum of Hoaxes ]ee also
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List of unusual personal names
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*Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
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*cite web|url=http://www.newspaperarchive.com/LandingPage.aspx?type=glpnews&search=wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff&
|title=Wire photo of Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff displaying his full name in teletype|work=Ada Evening News |date=1964-07-01|accessdate=2008-06-25
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