- Pointy-Haired Boss
The Pointy-Haired Boss (often abbreviated to just PHB) is Dilbert's boss in the "
Dilbert " comic strip. He is notable for his gross incompetence and unawareness of his surroundings, yet somehow retains power in the workplace. In the "Dilbert" TV series, in which he is voiced by comedian Larry Miller, the character is notably smarter (although still quite stupid) and more actively evil.The phrase "pointy-haired boss" has acquired a generic usage to refer to incompetent managers. It is also possible to speak of someone being pointy-haired or having pointy hair metaphorically, meaning that they possess PHB-like traits.
In "Dilbert"
quotation|He's every employee's worst nightmare. He wasn't born mean and unscrupulous, he worked hard at it. And succeeded. As for stupidity, well, some things are inborn.
His top priorities are the bottom line and looking good in front of his subordinates and superiors (not necessarily in that order). Of absolutely no concern to him is the professional or personal well-being of his employees. The Boss is technologically challenged but he stays current on all the latest business trends, even though he rarely understands them.
[http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/the_characters/index.html#boss Dilbert.com character description]The PHB's real name is unknown in the comic, although in one episode of the TV series ("The Return") he signs for a package using his line dancing
pseudonym "Eunice." Later in that episode, two other aliases are posted on the "Most Wanted" board in the post office (however, he thinks that is because they like him). In another episode of the series, "Art", the boss signs for another package with his real name, and the delivery man seems shocked when reading it. CreatorScott Adams has said it is easier to imagine the PHB as one's own boss when he is not given a name.The Pointy-Haired Boss is mostly bald, except for a fringe of hair across the back of the head, and sideburns that rise up in points (hence, the name). Scott Adams has admitted that the Boss's odd hair was inspired by devil horns. He used to have s at first because Adams wanted the character to look gruff, but the boss ended up looking dumb instead.
In early strips, when he was simply "balding", the Boss was very cruel and uncaring (shocking people with electric belts or wanting them to work 178 hours a week, although there are only 168 hours in a week — he expected the employees' families to contribute a few hours). He showed few obvious signs of cluelessness. However, when the hair reached its current state of outright pointiness, he became a complete imbecile. The Boss is frequently childish, immature, ignorant, and rude, yet also annoyingly cheerful and oblivious to his own actions. In some strips, however, he displays an above-average intelligence, or at least surprisingly original and cunning (albeit unethical or unscrupulous) thinking. But most of his actions are incredibly stupid, including once in the TV series using
Moviefone to check on hisIBM stock .The boss made his most significant change in appearance during one month in the fall of 1991. The last appearance of the jowly boss was in the strip dated
September 20 ,1991 , although his backside may have been seen in theSeptember 26 ,1991 strip. Following a protracted series aboutElbonia , the boss reappeared onOctober 21 ,1991 without the jowls and with the pointed hair.The Boss's family sometimes makes an appearance in the strips, and are frequently presented as being as incompetent as him. In 1998, the Boss's son, who hid in the
attic for four years instead of attendingcollege , was hired for the company and made VP ofmarketing due to his complete lack of knowledge. Years later, the Boss's wife was hired as areceptionist for the company. Both the Boss's wife and son share his trademark hairstyle, as do many managers in the comic strips. Dilbert was also once asked to interview the PHB's nephew for a position. He listed his work experience as "bowling" (because, although he'd only bowled once, the balls were heavy and it felt like work), and contrary to Dilbert's suggestion (to have him whacked), the PHB made him Dilbert's new boss. The Pointy-Haired Boss finds pointy hair as a positive and attractive feature, and often judges people based on the pointy-ness of their hair, such as when he promoted an employee named Ted because of a pointy "beard" that was growing on his forehead, or when he became attracted to Alice because she styled her hair like his. The PHB also has a brother named Phil, the ruler of "Heck" (a subsidiary ofHell ). In the animated series, The Boss is seen driving anSUV that resembles a third-generationMitsubishi Pajero .In an episode of the animated series, he sends all the engineers to mandatory ethics training camp, even though management had committed all the violations. He also had very poor knowledge of ethical guidelines:Alice: Is [the company's ethics violations] about your spying on other companies?Wally: Is it about corporate and industrial fraud?Dilbert: Is it about our
crime family connections?PHB: "Those" are unethical?! Good God!Within Dilbert's company, the PHB represents
middle management . The corporateCEO s andvice president s of the firm are constantly changing and are usually minor characters without developed personalities. The strip isn't particularly shy about killing members of upper management.There is an unspoken but subtle running joke in the "Dilbert" chronicle. While the boss is "clueless", it is the boss who has a social life and family, while the "smart" ones who work for him have no social skills to speak of, and appear destined never to reproduce. (Alice is an exception; in early strips there are several references to her having a child, although other immediate family members such as a spouse are not mentioned.)
The PHB's hair has become a symbol of ineptitude and incompetence, as was noted in one strip in which Dilbert felt that his intelligence was slipping away, and noticing that "even [his] hair [felt] different". Sure enough, his hair had grown into the trademark points.
In one strip, he said he was a big fan of "
Barney and Friends ".References
*cite web
title = Dilbert.com - The Characters (archive.org version)
publisher =United Feature Syndicate, Inc.
date =2008
url = http://web.archive.org/web/20080213070000/http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/the_characters/index.html#boss
accessdate = 2008-02-13External links
* [http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/the_characters/index.html#boss Description from Dilbert.com]
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