Bernard Black

Infobox character
name = Bernard Ludwig Black


first = "Cooking the Books"
last = "Party"
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gender = Male
age = Mid 30s (born 19th day of unknown month)
occupation = Proprietor of "Black Books"
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family =
children =
relatives = Ma (mother)
portrayer = Dylan Moran
creator = Dylan Moran

Bernard Ludwig Black is a fictional bookseller and the main character in the sitcom "Black Books". He is played by Dylan Moran. The owner of the 'Black Books' bookshop, many of the episodes of the series focus on Black and his personality quirks and issues. His character is distinctive by his wild, messy hair and black clothing.

In Channel 4's "The World's Greatest Comedy Characters" poll, Bernard was voted 19th.

Plot details

Bernard is a drunken, pessimistic and at times neurotic Irish misanthrope whose sole interests and pursuits in life appear to be drinking, smoking, reading and insulting people. His assistant Manny implies Bernard does not have a heart, "just a shard of ice", although his only other friend Fran has "always seen it as a flint". A surly and misanthropic man, he is the owner of the bookshop 'Black Books', which is an interesting vocational choice when taking into account the fact that he hates both the pressures and responsibilities involved in retail and his customers with passion. To him, people buying books is a very "bad" thing, as it means he will have to take the time to order more from "the place where you order books from for when you want to sell them in your bookshop", a process capable of reducing him to genuine despair'Manny's First Day', "Black Books" episode two, series one] , and he is willing to pay people to take the second hand books they bring to sell him away from the shop so that he doesn't have to catalogue and sell them again'The Big Lock-out', "Black Books" episode five, series one] . Despite his loathing of the process of retail, he displays an appreciation for the medium in which he deals - when asked at one point if the binding on a set of books is real leather, he counters with "They're real Dickens"'Cooking the Books', "Black Books" episode one, series one] - and on numerous occasions displays a fondness for the shop itself, demonstrating a defensive reaction to Manny's suggestions for improvement on his first day at work("It is a lovely place!") and refusing to leave it for anything further than two minutes walking distance away'Party', "Black Books" episode six, series three] , although this could rather be related to his apparent despise for anything but the most limited human contact. Despite his apparent fondness for the shop, he doesn't appear to have much faith in it - such as an instance in one episode, when a customer asked for a certain book. Bernard replied, "How should I know? Go to a proper book shop!" Bernard has even once displayed physical violence toward a customer after he was asked to find a book for the customer, the unfortunate man was forced to his knees and coldly informed that "from where you are now to that corner is our music section", before being savagely kicked and ordered to search.

This combination of misanthropy and reclusiveness have combined to leave Bernard with questionable abilities of social interaction and personal hygiene. He is frequently found in the same black suit (later revealed to actually be an extremely dirty white suit'Moo-Ma and Moo-Pa', "Black Books" episode four, series three] ) and his idea of a stylish haircut is to get Manny to slice off clumps of his wildly disordered, overgrown hair (which has mushrooms in it) with a bread-knife. Due to his questionable personal hygiene, the bookshop is also often afflicted with bizarre examples of uncleanliness.

The only two characters with whom Bernard could be said to possess a friendship are Manny Bianco, his shop assistant and flatmate, and Fran Katzenjammer, his best and oldest friend. He has a particularly complex relationship with Manny, frequently belittling and bullying Manny whilst at the same time displaying a curiously possessive and jealous attitude towards him. It is shown that Bernard attempts to isolate Manny from his other friends by screening his phone messages , once destroying a letter informing Manny that he had been accepted into the Open University, and the one occasion that Manny mentions a girl whom he has a crush on is met by Bernard with seething jealousy. Despite treating Manny as little more than a downtrodden slave to be bullied and tormented at will, it is also shown that Bernard is practically incapable of functioning without Manny's presence in the shop; on one occasion that Manny both quits his job at the shop (to work at the bookshop next door) and is kicked out of the flat, the state of the shop is reduced to a disordered mess containing both mouldy books and dead badgers and Bernard - who is reduced to obsessively spying on Manny as he works in the building next door - deteriorates severely in his physical health, apparently clueless as to how to look after himself to the extent where he squirts oven cleaner down his throat in an attempt to "clean his insides"'Manny Come Home', "Black Books" episode one, series three] .

His relationship with Fran is much stronger; the two share a very good relationship, largely based on a shared fondness for wine and smoking. The two appear to have a platonic friendship, with little overt indication of romantic interest to each other; however, it is suggested that they did once have a sexual encounter, that Fran forced Bernard to forget. Unlike most, Fran is also capable of cowing and dominating Bernard.

For all his misanthropic qualities and bitterness, Bernard does possess redeeming and sympathetic characteristics. He is clearly incredibly intelligent and well read, if ill-disposed to use his intelligence to any great degree. He is frequently very witty and satirical, and shows a good psychological understanding of those around him. He is even capable of writing what appears to be a very complex, interesting and lengthy novel, involving such themes as love, betrayal and the Stalinist purges at over one thousand pages long in a very short space of time; however, as the idea was to write a children's novel targeted at three-to-six year olds, he is persuaded to scrap the initial draft by Manny'Elephants and Hens', "Black Books" episode two, series three] .

Romance is also shown to bring out a softer, more gentle (if still somewhat overbearing) side to Bernard's personality; he is noticeably shy, awkward and self-conscious when attempting to charm Kate, a young woman he takes an interest in'The Entertainer', "Black Books" episode one, series two] , and is generous and eager to please when attempting to pursue Alice, a woman whom he forms a crush on during a summer heatwave - this relationship, however, was doomed by both Bernard's over-eager attempts to shower his 'summer girl' with presents and bad poetry, and the fact that Alice wasn't, in fact, interested in him in the first place'Fever', "Black Books" episode two, series two] . In the final episode, Bernard revealed a far more sympathetic side to his character, telling Manny that he had once had a fiance, Emma, who had died before they could be married, thus explaining much his nihilistic view towards life, as well as largely sour and spiteful attitude towards other people; however, Bernard later discovered that not only had Emma faked her own death in order to escape being with him, but that several other people knew and had failed to tell him, including Fran, Bernard's parents and several of her close friends. This betrayal almost shattered their friendship, but they managed to reconcile. When questioned by Manny in Series 1 Episode 2, Bernard reveals that he thought he was gay 'for a bit', but that he was discouraged by 'the prohibitive standards of hygiene. And all that dancing!'. It is revealed in Grapes of Wrath that he used to own a cat, Nipsey. Manny breaks to him the news that Nipsey is dead.

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*cite web|first= Mark|last= Wright|title= Unsung Heroes of Television: Bernard Black|url= http://blogs.thestage.co.uk/tvtoday/2008/05/unsung-heroes-of-television-bernard-black/|work= The Stage|date= 2008-05-28|accessdate= 2008-05-29