- H. Rochester Sneath
H. Rochester Sneath MA L-ès-L (born c. 1900, exposed 1948) was the nonexistent
headmaster of the also nonexistent Selhurst School ("nearPetworth ,Sussex ") who wrote many bizarre letters to public figures in 1948. Selhurst supposedly had 175 male students.In March 1948 severalheadmaster s of other British public schools began to receive letters from Sneath. The Master ofMarlborough College , F.M. Heywood, was livid when Sneath asked how he had "engineered" a recent visit of theroyal family . Next he received a letter where Sneath warned that he should not hire a French teacher 'Robert Agincourt' because he had climbed a tree naked. Finally when asked to recommend aprivate detective and a competent nursery maid, Heywood wrote back "I am not an agency for domestic servants. I really must ask you not to bother me with this kind of thing."Sneath wrote to the Headmaster of
Stowe School to ask if he should providesex education for the school maids. He complained to the headmaster ofOundle School that the schoolchaplain was hopeless as a rat catcher. He asked Haileybury for a reference for a teacher who had aclub foot andwart s. Sneath even wrote to the headmaster of Eton to apply for his job. Some of the headmasters answered politely to a person they thought to be a fellow headmaster. One headmaster even recommended Selhurst to a parent of a prospective pupil.George Bernard Shaw received an invitation to speak in an annual celebration at Selhurst (he declined). Architect SirGiles Gilbert Scott was informed of the possibility to design a new main building for the school (he declined as well). Conductor SirAdrian Boult was invited to conduct the school orchestra (he was not enthusiastic, either). Two of Sneath's correspondents detected the hoax: one was Walter Oakeshott ofWinchester College , who declined an invitation because he was attending a commemoration of a remote ancestor at Salt Lake City, Utah. The other was John Sinnott, Rector ofBeaumont College . When invited to lead anexorcism , Sinnott requested a packet of salt "capable of being taken up in pinches" be ready for him.Selhurst School and Rochester Sneath were the inventions of
Humphry Berkeley , then an undergraduate student at Pembroke College, Cambridge University. Berkeley had ordered headed notepaper printed with Selhurst's name and initially arranged with the Post Office to have mail sent to Selhurst School to be redirected to him, although the Post Office later refused to redirect mail from a non-existent address. Sneath had to resort to asking correspondents to write to him care of "my sister Mrs Harvey-Kelly" at a Cambridge address (which was that of a fellow student).On
April 13 ,1948 Sneath's letter was published in the "Daily Worker " complaining of the difficulty in importing Russian textbooks for compulsory Russian lessons in his school. The "News Review " asked to interview Sneath to discover more about this unusual school, but Sneath's "secretary" "PenelopePox -Rhyddene" claimed he was ill. The journalist then visited Petworth to discover that there was no Selhurst School there, and then turned up on the doorstep of Berkeley's friend's lodgings. A story in the News Review onApril 29 revealed Berkeley's responsibility for the hoax.Berkeley was sent down (excluded from university) for two years. He was later elected
Member of Parliament for Lancaster. The Rochester Sneath letters were published in 1974, together with illustrations byNicolas Bentley .Books
* cite book
title = The Life and Death of Rochester Sneath
first = Humphry | last = Berkeley
authorlink = Humphry Berkeley
publisher = Davis-Poynter
location = London
year = 1974
id = ISBN 0-7067-0150-X
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