Cousin Grimm (character)

Cousin Grimm is a fictitious character from the hit MTV series Celebrity Deathmatch created by Eric Fogel.He has had two fights, one against Pierce McCrack and later against Potato Khan.

Creation

Cosuin Grimm is a freak created out of the DNA of several celebrities by CDM Weapons and technology expert Stone Cold Steve Austin. He is formed out of the DNA of Bill Clinton, Bigfoot and Roseanne Barr.

Appearance

Cousin Grimm is a big, fat guy wearing a country shirt with suspenders, he has greasy arms and really hairy arms too. He has a bulge of skin instead of eyebrows, he has black hair and has an arm growing out of his right leg. During his fight with Potato Khan in episode "Deathcon 2001" gets a haircut and a pair of sunglasses.

Grimm Gone Wild

During episode "Freak Fights" Grimm fights Pierce McCrack. At first both freaks go savage and just pummel out each other until they end up klling several guys in the audience when they go out of control! Then Stone Cold stops them and explains to them how to Deathmatch setting the example on a nearby popcorn vendor.

Pierce McCrack

Pierce starts jumping on Grimm but he then starts saluting the crowd and Grimm gets up and holds Pierce over his shoulder who uses his long tongue to whip Grimm in the face. This enrages Grimm and he starts pulling of Pierce's piercings, then Grimm slams Pierce to the canvas several times until Pierce takes out a chain and decapitates Grimm! Pierce starts celebrating when Grimm's head suddennly sprouts a new body and Grimm quickly goes to Pierce and ripps out his spine and skull and impales him on it. So Cousin Grimm is the winner!

Potato Khan

In episode "Deathcon 2001" Grimm has a fight with Potato Khan. Grimm tosses Khan around and then starts jumping on him until Khan is turned into mashed potatoes. The mashed Khan sees a guy in the audience eating french fries and he gets so angry that he reconfigurates and decapitates the guy, then Grimm kicks Khan sky high and when Khan falls down Grimm holds out a cheese grater which hacks Khan into a hundred tiny Potato Khan's! Grimm stops someof the little Khan's and eats some but the Khan's he eats go into his brain and Grimm whacks his head with a club to try and get them out but ends bashing hi head to pieces! Khan reforms himself and starts singing Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York!" song in triumph. So Potato Khan finishes off Grimm and is declared the winner!