Celebrity Rocket

Infobox Television episode
Title = Celebrity Rocket
Series = Robot Chicken


Caption = Jeannie and Major Nelson from I Dream of Jeannie
Season = 2
Episode = 4
Airdate = April 23 2006
Production = 204
Writer = Jordan Allen-Dutton
Mike Fasolo
Doug Goldstein
Charles Horn
Seth Green
Breckin Meyer
Tom Root
Matthew Senreich
Erik Weiner
Director = Tom Root
Guests =
Episode list = List of Robot Chicken episodes
Prev = Easter Basket
Next = Dragon Nuts

"Celebrity Rocket" is the fourth episode of the second season of Robot Chicken.

List of skits

Corporate See-Saw

Two men in business suits are playing on See-saw When a little boy asks if he can play too, one of them yells at the boy making him cry and run away.

Hungry Homeless Hippo

A man sitting on a curb with a sign that says "homeless"... a doe-eyed little boy with a sign that says "orfэn"... and a big purple hippopotamus with a sign that says "Hungry Hungry".

Dance Dance Counter-Revolution

A Cuban youth is the best Dance Dance Revolution player in the country. Fidel Castro sees this as a challenge to his dictatorship and challenges the youth to a "dance off" "con una Dance Dance Counter-Revolution". Even though Castro quells the "revolution", he shoots the youth in the head, saying "I love doing that"!

Godzilla Toy

Mrs. Godzilla suggests some "toys" to an evidently impotent Godzilla. Mechagodzilla steps in to save the day.

Vampire Chase

A man is being chased by a vampire flying behind his car. He looks in his rear view mirror and because vampires don't have reflections, the man thinks he has eluded it and stops suddenly. The vampire collides with the back of car. The man then puts the car in reverse, runs over the vampire, and starts moving forward again, thus dragging the now-mangled corpse behind him.

I Dream of Jeannie Revenge

Major Nelson from I Dream of Jeannie gets revenge on Jeannie after she ruins his life once again by vigorously shaking her bottle once she's inside it.

Satan Thanks

Tommy Schmidt from the "North Shore Panthers" gives the usual" I'd like to thank..." speech, including Satan, for a change.

Dragon's Lair: The Middle Ages

Dirk the Daring from the video game Dragon's Lair fights middle age. He uses a red sports car as his weapon of choice, gets out of a traffic jam, hits two cars while parking, makes it past a bum, a "veteran", a windows cleaner, and a male-talking prostitute, but is finally conquered by rectal cancer when he makes it to his doctor's office. The doctor gives him a choice of either chemo or holistic medicine. Dirk chooses holistic medicine, which ends up the wrong choice.

Best Friends Forever?

Two porcupines say they are "Best Friends Forever". However this translates to about two seconds after a bird of prey picks up one in his talons and flies off.

This Show Is So Clever

A young boy hears his coach saying "My balls, what happened to my balls. Why would someone do this to my balls?". He turns to his friend and says "This show is so clever."

Mr. Six Pays a Visit

A man who has just been involved in a fatal car crash laments to a police officer, 'This is the worst day of my life'. Mr. Six from the Six Flags commercials drives up in the party bus and starts dancing. The man and the police officer join in and go have fun at the amusement park. Suddenly, they are involved in another accident and Mr. Six starts dancing again. The policeman is not amused, however, and shoots him.

Power Puff Stem Cell Research

The Power Puff Girls find out that they exist "all thanks to stem cell research".

There Can Be Only One Lohan

Lindsay Lohan enters the world of Highlander and battles teen starlet foes. Realizing that there can be only one, she beheads Amanda Bynes. In a flashback, we see Sean Connery train a young Lindsay. Flashing forward to present day Scotland, Hilary Duff seeks out Lindsay at Connery's castle, beheading him. Confronting Lindsay at The Gap, she tells her that she killed the Olsen Twins and her sister Hailey (even though she had no powers, making it awkward to explain to her parents). They cannot fight at The Gap, however, as it is "holy ground", so they take their final sword battle to the Hollywood sign - where Lindsay is triumphant. The ghostly head of Sean Connery tells her to use her powers wisely. She agrees but later blows up the Earth and flies away screaming "UNLIMITED POWER!!" She's then followed by the ghostly head of Sean Connery, asking if that was really how Highlander ended. Lindsay is later seen on an alien planet having the Ultimate party an is soon seen arrested.

Cast / Voice actors

* Abe Benrubi - Doctor
* Ginnifer Goodwin - Amanda Bynes, Mrs. Godzilla
* Seth Green - Businessman, Kid, Man, Tommy Schmidt, Victim, Fidel Castro
* Jamie Kaler - Coach, Vampire
* Breckin Meyer - Used Car Salesman, Lindsay Lohan
* Chad Morgan - Hilary Duff, Jeannie
* Dana Snyder - Kid, Porcupines
* Fred Tatasciore - Cop, Professor Utonium, Sean Connery

toop!d Monkey

The monkey is pressing The big red button while a mushroom cloud appears out of the window behind him. [http://www.robotchicken.org/gallery/Stoop%21d_Monkey/Stoop_d_Monkey_Celebrity_Rocket]

References & External links

* [http://www.robotchicken.org/Celebrity_Rocket Robot Chicken Wiki]
* [http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html Adult Swim]
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