Star Warped (novel)

Star Warped (novel)

Star Warped is a farcical 2005 spoof novel by A3r Roberts based on the six Star Wars films.

Roberts has previously parodied the works of J.R.R. Tolkien in The Soddit and The Sellamillion.

Plot Synopsis

The story takes place in the production order of the films, rather than the chronological order, starting with episodes 4-6 and ending with episodes 1-3. The bulk of the story concentrates on the character of "Luke Seespotrun" as he joins the "Rebelend" in their struggle against the nefarious forces of the "Imperial Empire of the Imperium", trying to prevent them from enslaving the entire galaxy.

Due to page restrictions the last three episodes are heavily abbreviated with Episode II being only three chapters and Episode III only one chapter long.

The Chapters

*"Episode IV: A Nude Hope"
*"Episode V: The Empire Strides around in Black"
*"Episode VI: Return of the Son of Jobbi Rides Again"
*"Episode I: The Fans-of-Tron Menace"
*"Episode II: Attack of the Clichés"
*"Episode III: Revenge of the Return of the Son of Psmyth Rides Again: - The Early Years"

Characters

*"Luke Seespotrun" is based on Luke Skywalker. He is brought up on the desert world of "Tatuonweiner" by his nudist Swedish Uncle Sven and Aunt Svenessa. He suffers from Acne.
*"Princess Leper" is based on Princess Leia, and suffers from leprosy.
*"Old Bony Knobbli / Wobbli Bent Knobbli" is based on Obi-Wan. He suffers from arthritis.
*"C3U-πP-HOL-8RA", pronounced "See-thru-peephole-bra" and often abbrieviated as "C3", is based on C-3PO.
*"RC-DU²", pronounced "Arcee Doodoo", is a human-phobic motile commode based on R2-D2,.
*"Hand Someman" is based on Han Solo. He had both of his lungs shot and replaced by artificial ones during the progress of the first episode.
*"Masticatetobacco" is based on Chewbacca. Being a Woozie, he sleeps 6 months out of the 7-month year of the Woozies. He finally awakes at the end of Episode VI.
*"Jane Seespotrun / Dark Father" is based on Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader. His mother's name was Dick. In episodes 4-6 he is an urging but a hopelessly bad stand-up comedian, but otherwise true to his origins.
*"The Emperor / Dark Charlie" based largely on Charles Chaplin's popular character, "The Tramp". His voice is lost during Episode III and he is forced to speak with a black sheet of re-writable plastic (in the fashion of silent films).
*"Yodella" is based on Yoda. Rather similar to the original character except he yodels his lessons and wears lederhosen.

ee also

*Star Warped


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