Suck It

Infobox Television episode
Title =Suck It
Series =Robot Chicken


Caption =President George W. Bush proposes the color coded terror alert system to be substituted with rubber ducks.
Season =2
Episode =1
Airdate =April 2, 2006
Production =201
Writer =Mike Fasolo
Breckin Meyer
Charles Horn
Seth Green
Matthew Senreich
Director =Seth Green
Guests =*see article
Episode list =List of Robot Chicken episodes
Prev =The Black Cherry
Next =Federated Resources

"Suck It" is the first episode of the second season of Robot Chicken.

List of skits

Renewal of "Robot Chicken" by [adult swim]

Video Joy Stick

A video arcade employee hidden inside a "Zaxxon" arcade game has his penis manipulated by an unwitting customer, who thinks he's just playing a video game. After the Zaxxon game, the employee exits, grinning, turns to the next game, saying... "Hello Centipede".

Homeland Security Video

A boy's prank spoof of the Pledge of Allegiance is shown to be disrespecting America, and therefore 'encouraging terrorism'. Terrorists use high tech listening devices to monitor 'chatter' for the word 'fart'. Putting only 49 stars on a flag decorated cake encourages terrorism. Voting Democrat encourages terrorism. Lighting the Hanukkah menorah encourages terrorism. Even renting the video "The Core" encourages terrorism. President George W. Bush concludes by proposing the color coded terror alert system be substituted with rubber ducks.

Hangman police

The Hangman police find another "hung" stick figure, the "third one this week."

Mrs. Potato Head gives birth

After the doctor catches Mrs. Potato Head's "baby", which turns out to be a carrot, Mr. Potato Head says to her, "You whore!"

Pablo Rodriguez, the Six Million Peso Man

In a spoof on "The Six Million Dollar Man", Pablo Rodriguez, a Mexican test pilot, crashes into a cactus while riding a donkey. He becomes the world's first bionic Mexican. He can now crush a muffler pipe and a hard-shell taco with his bare hands and can perform the Mexican Hat Dance at super speed.

When receiving his first mission, Pablo uses his bionic speed and jumping abilities to jump across the border into the United States. The government official rues the fact that "There's 283 American dollars we won't see again," though 6 million Pesos is actually over $500,000.

He who is without sin

Jesus, coming upon a public stoning, says, "Let he who is without sin cast the 1st stone." As the crowd drops their stones, Jesus hits the man with a rock saying, "blammo"!

Two Scoops

The Raisin Bran Sun goes amok with his "two scoops".

kater McGee

Several rowdy skateboarding teenagers defile a graveyard with their skating. "Skater McGee" rises from a grave, and challenges the teens to do the "Monster Cookie Pinwheel", the hardest skateboarding trick in history. You have to skate up the front of a locomotive's cow-catcher,do a 360 Punk buster to the 2nd car, hit a Lemonade handstand on the 3rd car, a whipping Post-ollie to the 4th car, a demon stomper on the 5th car and a Gleaming the cube on the 6th car before dismounting the train. The teens, of course, are squished by the train when attempting this. After the teens are killed, the mayor shows up with a huge novelty check, and Skater McGee pulls off the skull mask, and tells him that he's off to the next town to 'kill more 'teenagers', to which the mayor responds by saying 'you're doing God's work'.

pace Invaders Revenge

Paul and Frank, two Space Invaders, finally having enough of being shot at and losing their friends and comrades, take decisive action and move down to destroy the attacker.

TARDIS Show and Tell

For grade school "show and tell", the class nerd shows his Dr Who action figure and his toy TARDIS, saying.. "and so, TARDIS stands for "Time And Relative Dimension In Space." An older, high school 'jock' barges into the classroom and in parody of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds yells "Neeeerrd!"

Creature at the bar

The Creature from the Black Lagoon, hanging out at a bar, has a blonde patron ask him, "So, where are you from?"

Nerds and Unicorns

A college nerd, who wishes unicorns were real, gets his wish! The unicorn shows up for 'fun adventures'! In the "Magic land of Unicorns", he tells the nerd, there's no need for clothing, so the nerd disrobes - slowly. The nerd then takes to polishing the unicorn's "magic horn". The scene shifts to a lunchroom, where the nerd tells his co-workers, "If you polish a unicorn horn long enough, it gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise. That's what I used to make these sandwiches" - to the horror of the co-workers.

The Six Million Peso Man redux

Pablo, taking a siesta street side, is hailed by a driver who asks him for some oranges. He uses his bionic powers to toss the oranges to the customer, and returns to his siesta.

Battling Pro wrestlers

"Macho Man" Randy Savage, flexing, gives his "Ohhhhhhhhh, yeah!" The Kool-Aid Man, not to be outdone, gives his trademark, "Oh, yeah!"

Mr. and Mrs. Brady

In a spoof of the 2005 film "Mr. & Mrs. Smith", Mr. & Mrs. Brady, from "The Brady Bunch", turn out to be secret agents. Unleasing the many hidden weapons in the Brady household, Mr. & Mrs. Brady take out the kids (except Bobby, who never appears).Their struggles turn amorous... and cutting to 2 years later, Mrs. Brady, sitting on a couch with Mr. Brady, says, "Now that the kids are gone, the sex has never been better." Alice, sitting in the chair next to Mr. Brady says, "I agree!"

This sketch was written by Doug Goldstein

Cast / Voice actors

* Alex Borstein - Alice Nelson, Cindy Brady
* Keith Crofford - Himself
* Seth Green - Alien, Announcer, Child, College Student, George W. Bush, Greg Brady, Himself, Kool-Aid Man, Mayor, Paul, Pervert, Peter Brady, Randy Savage, Sunny
* Jamie Kaler - Previously on Robot Chicken! Announcer
* Mike Lazzo - Himself
* George Lowe - Space Ghost, Unicorn
* Seth MacFarlane - Mike Brady, Narrator, Peter Griffin
* Breckin Meyer - Alien, Frank, Jesus Christ
* Chad Morgan - Carol Brady, Jan Brady, Marsha Brady, Mother, Woman
* Christian Slater - Skater McGee
* Dana Snyder - Master Shake
* Fred Tatasciore - Announcer

=Notes=

*The three people in the trial pleading guilty to the Robot Chicken, the Scientist, and Seth were Peter Griffin, Space Ghost, and Shake.
*In the Two Scoops sketch, the sound clip of the people screaming is the same clip used at the beginning of Daft Punk's remix of Gabrielle's "Forget About the World"
*The name of the episode is a reference to the famous catchphrase of the Professional Wrestling group D-Generation X (from WWE] ).

toopid Monkey

*The monkey has a test tube of bird flu in his face.

References and external links

* [http://www.robotchicken.org/Suck_It Robot Chicken Wiki]
* [http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html Adult Swim]
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