One Soldier

One Soldier
One Soldier

Steven Wright in One Soldier
Directed by Steven Wright
Starring Sandi Carroll
Steven Wright
Release date(s) March 1999
Running time 30 mins
Country United States

One Soldier is a black-and-white short film (30 min) from 1999 starring and directed by Steven Wright. Also starring is Sandi Carroll. The film tells the story of a confused soldier (played by Wright) who narrates throughout the movie his bizarre thoughts about the army and war in general, using Wright's trademark deadpan humor. Some of One Soldier was filmed on Block Island, an island off the coast of Rhode Island. Horses from a local stable on the island, Rustic Rides Farm, were used for the scene of Wright with horses on the beach.

Plot

The film is told entirely in retrospect, from a veteran of the American Civil War who may already be executed. During the war, his job was to play music for a general who decided, in the soldier's words, "where hundreds of men would die." He has come home from the war skeptical about the meaning of life (or even that there is a meaning), and trying to search for answers. He attempts to express his thoughts and doubts to his wife Becky, but she remains unconvinced that life is horrible and thinks he is crazy and going to hell. Convinced that people have come to have too much influence over art, he tries to play music not written by people by drawing music lines on his glasses and playing the stars as if they were notes. He also tries to get in touch with God, but, not wanting to be intrusive, he merely hangs about outside the church and whispers through the windows, "God...hey, God...what're you doin'?"

Finally, after many hints, it is revealed why he is sentenced to death: he fought in the war because a rich man paid him to fight in his (the rich man's) place. When the rich man showed up to see how he was fighting, he found the soldier standing and playing the concertina during a battle. The rich man gave him a gun and started yelling at him, so in frustration the soldier shot the rich man instead of the Confederates, picked up the concertina, and left him lying in the field. "He killed the wrong man in the war."

As he is about to be executed, the soldier has an epiphany: "My God...I wasted my whole life thinking about this stuff. I should have just gone fishing! I should have had a sandwich, or had a few laughs! Now I get it!" His illumination is cut off by the firing squad.

He (in spirit form?) walks through a graveyard, and muses, "I'm gonna miss being alive." The credits follow.

Quotes

Becky: Didn't your grandfather commit suicide?
Soldier: Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying that's something you should do...but, what he used to say was, just because you leave the table in the middle of dinner doesn't necessarily mean you didn't like the food.
Becky: Is that supposed to mean something? All that means is that insanity is hereditary.

Becky (finding the soldier sitting in front of a fireplace with no fire): Why isn't there a fire?
Soldier: There is a fire, it's just not here. There is no fire because there is no wood. I mean, there's no wood in here.
Becky: Didn't you just chop a big tree down yesterday?
Soldier: Yes. I chopped it down. And I dragged it back to the house, chopped it into little pieces, and stacked it behind the house. But I can't burn it. I can't do it. The tree was standing there so tall...I mean, who am I to cut it down?
Becky: Honey, you're thinking too much again. Just relax and...and don't think so much.
Soldier: ...the tree!

The soldier is lying on the floor, staring off into space.
Becky: What are you doing?
Soldier: I'm waitin' for the moon to pass by that window.
Becky: I have something important to tell you. I'm going to have a baby.
Soldier (monotone): That's wonderful. That's fantastic. A little child from the world of children. Oh God, oh Becky, I don't care if it's a boy or a girl as long as it's a boy. Just think, little tiny fingers and little eyeballs. Oh my God, let's boil the water now! Let's boil all the furniture! I'm gonna go outside and boil the horses! Maybe we shouldn't name him, that way he can never be drafted. Oh, it almost makes we want to get up off the floor. How do you feel Becky?
Becky: Fine.
Soldier: Little baby gets to be inside of you all the time ... I'm jealous! What if the little baby doesn't want to live in this house? What if he doesn't want to live here with us? And then, when that little baby is about 80 years old, we'll just be dust! Oh, Becky, I love you!
With that, he crosses his legs and stares out the window again.

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