Steven Wright

Infobox Comedian
name = Steven Wright


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caption = Wright at Tufts University, 1994
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birth_name = Steven Alexander Wright
birth_date = birth date and age|1955|12|6
birth_place = Burlington, Massachusetts, U.S.
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medium = stand-up, film, television
nationality = American
active = 1979 - present
genre = Surreal humor, Wit/Word play, Observational comedy, Musical comedy, Deadpan
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influences = Woody Allen, George Carlin [ [http://comedycouch.com/interviews/swright.htm The Comedy Couch - Steven Wright Interview ] ]
influenced = Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin, Jimmy Carr
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notable_work = "I Have a Pony"
K-Billy DJ in "Reservoir Dogs"


website = [http://www.stevenwright.com/index.shtml StevenWright.com]
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academyawards = Best Short Film, Live Action
1988 "The Appointments of Dennis Jennings"
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goldenglobeawards =| Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, witty, deeply philosophical and sometimes confusing or nonsensical jokes and one-liners with overly-contrived situations.

Biography

Early life

Wright was born in Burlington, Massachusetts, the son of Dolly Wright. His father was an electronics company executive. [ [http://www.filmreference.com/film/18/Steven-Wright.html Steven Wright Biography (1955-) ] ] Wright attended Emerson College and began performing stand-up comedy in 1982. [ [http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1800062500/bio Steven Wright Biography - Yahoo! Movies ] ]

Career

Wright's 1985 comedy album entitled "I Have a Pony", released on Warner Bros. Records, received critical acclaim and was nominated for the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album. In 1989, he won an Academy Award for his short film, "The Appointments of Dennis Jennings". In 1992, Wright had a recurring role on the television sitcom "Mad About You". He also supplied the voice of the radio DJ in the film "Reservoir Dogs". Numerous lists of jokes attributed to Wright circulate on the Internet, sometimes of dubious origin. Wright has stated that "someone showed me a site, and half of it that said I wrote it, I didn't write. Recently, I saw one, and I didn't write any of it. What's disturbing is that with a few of these jokes, I wish I had thought of them. A giant amount of them, I'm embarrassed that people think I thought of them, because some are really bad." [ [http://avclub.com/content/node/22597/print/ "Interview with Steven Wright"] ] After his 1990 comedy special "Wicker Chairs and Gravity", Wright continued to do live stand-up performances, but was largely absent from television, only doing occasional guest spots on late night talk shows. In 2006, Wright noticed that much of his audience in recent years was getting older and wanted to reach out to a generation that only knew him from films like "Half Baked". He produced his first stand-up special in 16 years, "Steven Wright: When the Leaves Blow Away", originally aired on Comedy Central on October 21st, 2006 and again a day after its DVD release date, Wednesday, April 24.

In a 2005 poll to find "The Comedian's Comedian", he was voted amongst the top 50 comedy acts ever by fellow comedians and comedy insiders. He was named #23 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time. Also, channel 4 named him #32 on their list of 100 greatest standups.

On September 25, 2007, Wright released a follow-up to "I Have a Pony", titled "I Still Have a Pony" (a CD release of the material from "When the Leaves Blow Away"). It was also nominated for the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album.

Filmography

* "Desperately Seeking Susan" (1985) as Larry Stillman D.D.S.
* "The Appointments of Dennis Jennings" (1988) (short film)
* "Stars and Bars" (1988) as Pruitt
* "Reservoir Dogs" (1992) (voice only) as K-Billy DJ
* "So I Married an Axe Murderer" (1993) as Pilot
* "Natural Born Killers" (1994) as Dr. Emil Reingold
* "The Swan Princess" (1994) as Speed (voice)
* "Mixed Nuts" (1994) as Suicidal man at pay phone
* "Canadian Bacon" (1995) as Canadian Mounted Police Officer
* "Half Baked" (1998) as The Guy on the Couch (uncredited)
* "" (1998) as Bob (voice)
* "One Soldier" (1999) (short film)
* "The Muse" (1999)
* "Loser" (2000) as Man in Bar
* "Coffee and Cigarettes" (2003) as Steven
* "The Aristocrats" (2005) as himself
* "When Stand Up Stood Out" (2005) as himself
* "Son of the Mask (2005) as The Boss

Discography

* "I Have a Pony", Warner Bros. Records CD ( 1985)
* "A Steven Wright Special", HBO DVD (1985)
* "The Appointments of Dennis Jennings", DVD (1989)
* "One Soldier", DVD (1999)
* "When the Leaves Blow Away", DVD (2006)
* "I Still Have a Pony", Comedy Central Records CD (2007)

Notable jokes

* "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
* "I wonder what Jesus ever did for Santa on his birthday."
* "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died."
* "I'm living on a one-way dead-end street. I don't know how I ever got there."
* "Whenever I fill out an application and it says 'In case of an emergency notify...,' I put Doctor. What the hell is my mother gonna do?"
* "I was arrested today for scalping low numbers at the deli. I sold a #3 for $28."
* "I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
* "I went into this restaurant that serves you breakfast at any time, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
* "I wish my first word was 'quote', so when I die I could say 'un-quote'."
* "I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it."
* "If it's a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, someone's making a penny."
* "I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."
* "I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
* "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."
* "Next week I'm gonna have an MRI to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia."
* "They say you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. So I got rid of everything to see what I had."
* "When I woke up, everything in my apartment had been stolen...and replaced with exact replicas. I asked my roommate what happened and he said 'Who are you?' "
* "Do you think when they asked George Washington for his ID, he'd just pull out a quarter?"
* "I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
* "My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
* "24-hour banking? I haven't got time for that."
* "I'm not afraid of heights; I'm afraid of widths."
* "I went to a store that had a sign that said "Open 24 Hours" and it was closed...I asked the manager 'Why are you closing? It says you're open 24 hours.' He said 'Not in a row.'"
* "So I'm driving along, being real careful 'cos its an old car and I installed my own airbags. I got an old bean bag chair, some laughing gas, and a compressor, so if I hit the accident just right I'll be floating up in the air laughing hysterically."
* "So I said to the hitchhiker 'what do you do?' He said 'I'm a student'. I said 'a student of what?' He said he was studying journalism and photography, so I said 'that's funny, I'm actually writing a short story about a photographer who went completely insane trying to take a close up photo of the horizon.'"
* "You know when someone reads a letter in the movies and you always hear what's written in the voice of the person who wrote the letter? Yeah, that kills me. In fact I get the same thing with menus."
* "I was driving along when I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said 'heaven', so I hit him. He probably went there. He seemed like a nice guy."
* "I'd like to do my imitation of bowling." (Drags the microphone across the stage floor, then whips it upwards.) "Gutter. It took me a year and a half to write that. I didn't know how to word it."
* "This next song doesn't go 'something' like this; it goes 'exactly' like this."
* "My uncle once told me when I was five, 'When I was your age, I was six.'"
* "Last night I was in a restaurant called Bulimia's. The line for the bathroom was incredible."
* "I was driving along a road and saw a gas station with two signs on top of one another. "Help Wanted", "Self Service". So I hired myself. Made myself the boss. Took all the money and left"
* "I was laying in bed with my girlfriend when she turned to me and said, 'If you could know exactly how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Forget it then.'"
* "I told my girlfriend I was going to go for a run. She said, 'How long you gonna be gone?' I said, 'The whole time.'"
* "I bought some batteries, but they weren't included — so I had to buy them again."
* "I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house."
* "I used to be a narrator for bad mimes."
* "I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it."
* "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

References

External links

* [http://www.stevenwright.com/ Official site]
* [http://www.myspace.com/comedianstevenwright MySpace profile: myspace.com/comedianstevenwright]
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* [http://www.wright-house.com/steven-wright/steven-wright-jokes.html Jokes attributed to Steven Wright with actual authors identified]
* [http://www.dead-frog.com/archives/2006/10/preview_steven_wright_when_the_leaves_blow_away_clip.php Video of Steven Wright performing stand-up on his most recent comedy special "When the Leaves Blow Away"]
* [http://www.avclub.com/content/node/54975 The Onion A.V. Club interview]
* [http://lasvegasweekly.com/news/2008/may/29/chatting-non-partisan-comedian-steven-wright/ Chatting with non-partisan comedian Steven Wright]