Miranda Grosvenor

Miranda Grosvenor was the fictitious name of an elusive Louisiana woman who enchanted dozens of famous men with sweet telephone talk in the 1970s and 1980s. In 1999, Vanity Fair exposed the mystery woman as Whitney Walton, a Baton Rouge social worker and bored fan who made a full-time hobby of calling stars.

As "Miranda", Walton engaged in late-night telephone conversations with such stars as Billy Joel, Warren Beatty, Bob Dylan, Buck Henry, Michael Apted, Mike Nichols, Vitas Gerulaitis, Ted Kennedy, Art Garfunkel, Robert De Niro and Richard Gere, telling them that she was a blonde Tulane University student, wealthy socialite, and international model. Her voice and conversation style were reportedly so alluring that wealthy and powerful men (including actors, musicians, and movie moguls) fell in love without ever meeting her, and rearranged their whole evenings around speaking to the mysterious stranger. According to Vanity Fair, at least two of her telephone paramours, Quincy Jones and Richard Perry, proposed marriage. Billy Joel wrote songs which he sang on Miranda's answering machine, considered her at times his "only friend", and considered writing a musical about her. Many others bought her jewelry and sent her plane tickets. Novelist Kinky Friedman created a Miranda character in his detective novels.

According to John McCall, the multimillionaire shampoo magnate and novelist, "Whitney Walton was friends with almost everybody. From maitre d's at fancy restaurants to movie stars, writers, pop singers, football players, team owners, she seemed to know everything. If you had a question on where to go or what to eat if you were in a strange city, she knew where to go, and she seemed to know all the people involved and they all knew her. She was a smart, sophisticated lady who knew a lot about everything."

Miranda's telephone calls dissipated at some point in the mid-1980s. Though no one knows why "Miranda" retired, it was rumored that she "disappeared" in the wake of threats from lawyers of the late tennis player Vitas Gerulaitis.

Movie and book deals

In 2000, HarperCollins paid close to $1 million for Walton's memoir, Miranda Rites: My Life As the Mysterious Hollywood Sweet Talker (to be published in December 2006), as well as her audiobook rendition. "She's not just a person", said her agent, Dean Williamson, "she's a state of mind."

In January 2001, Robert De Niro, one of Miranda's former talkmates, purchased the film rights to the story.

In January 2008 Harper Collins was reporting that the memoir had been cancelled. No reason was admitted to. In late 2007 online book retailers were advertising a January 2008 publication date and had identified the planned book as having ISBN # 006018521X and 978-0060185213 with 256 pages. An audioversion was also at one point available for pre-sale on Amazon.com. Speculation among some was about whether HarperCollins had been "bought off" or threatened.

Sources

• Vanity Fair, "The Miranda Obsession", by Bryan Burrough, December 1999
• Salon.com, Sweet-talker to the stars signs book, film deals: The voice that charmed Hollywood's men goes public by Craig Offman, April 19, 2000
• The Real Stephanie Dupont, by Sidney Moody, Austin Chronicle, November 2, 2001
• The Scotsman, "Mystery Woman Who Had the Stars Hanging on the Telephone", by Julian Brouwer, November 12, 1999