- Easy Aces
"Easy Aces", a long-running American serial radio
comedy(1930-1945), was trademarked by the low-keyed drollery of creator and writer Goodman Aceand his wife, Jane, as an urbane, put-upon realtor and his malaprop-prone wife. A 15-minute program, airing as often as three times a week, "Easy Aces" wasn't quite the ratings smash that such concurrent 15-minute serial comedies as " Amos 'n' Andy", " The Goldbergs" or " Vic and Sade" were. But its unobtrusive, conversational, and clever style, and the cheerful absurdism of its storylines, built a loyal enough audience of listeners and critics alike to keep it on the air for 15 years.
Accident of circumstance
Goodman Ace (b. Goodman Aiskowitz, 1899-1982) was a film critic for the "Journal Post" in his native Kansas City. On radio station KMBC, he read
comic strips to children on Sunday mornings and reviewed films on Friday evenings. One night in 1930, the cast of the 15-minute show that followed his slot failed to show up, and Ace found himself having to fill in the time. His wife, Jane (b. Jane Epstein, 1905-1974), had accompanied him to the studio that night, and the two engaged in an impromptu chat about their weekend bridge game. This brought such a favorable response that the station invited Ace to create a domestic comedy---even though neither of the couple had ever really acted before.
The result was one of radio's most respected comedies. "Easy Aces" moved to a
Chicagobase in 1930 on a trial basis; the Aces themselves launched a write-in appeal to test the size of their audience and thousands of letters convinced original sponsor Lavoris to renew the deal for 1932-33. That summer, the Aces sought New Yorkbacking and found it in the Blackett, Sample and Hummert agency headed by Frank Hummert, soon to become radio's top soap operaproducer with his wife Anne but then producing various other programs.
Hummert liked the Aces' style and the show's low overhead and put them on CBS four times weekly as an afternoon offering, before
Anacinmoved them to 7 p.m. in 1935---right up against "Amos 'n' Andy". They couldn't possibly out-rate that hit, but they could and did build a loyal audience of their own. The show moved to the NBC Blue Network and a 7:30 p.m. time slot Mondays and Wednesdays, beginning in 1935, before returning to CBS in 1942, holding the same time slot on Wednesdays and Fridays. The show became a half-hour entry one night a week from 1943 through January 1945.
"Easy Aces" storylines often ran several episodes, though there were many single-episode stories, and the show was performed live on the air but in an isolated studio, without an audience, which made perfect sense considering its conversational style. Goodman Ace wrote the show's scripts and played the exasperated but loving husband of Jane Ace as his deceptively scatterbrained, language-molesting, more than periodically meddlesome wife. (Like many radio couples of the day, the Aces used their real names on the air, though no one ever addressed Ace by his first name---it was always Ace---and Jane chose the maiden name of Sherwood for her on-air character.)
There were no sound effects beyond the almost ambient-like playing of normal life sounds, and the Aces' inexperience as actors probably worked in their favour: they simply played as though they were allowing listeners to eavesdrop on their own real-life conversations, allowing "Easy Aces" listeners more than those of many shows to believe the Aces really could have been their own unusual neighbours. In addition, as Arthur Frank Wertheim noted in his book "Radio Comedy", Ace shunned belly laughs in favour of consistent character humour. "A lot of times, on the air," Wertheim quoted Ace as saying, "I noticed comics in a sketch do a joke that destroys the character because it gets a big laugh."
The cast included Mary Hunter as best friend and boarder Marge; Paul Stewart as ne'er-do-well brother-in-law Johnny; Helene Dumas as Southern maid Laura; Ken Roberts as Cokie, an orphaned young adult "adopted" by the Aces; Ann Thomas as Ace's secretary; Ethel Blume as the Aces' niece, Betty; Alfred Ryder (remembered best as Sammy on another old-time radio mainstay, "
The Goldbergs") as Betty's husband, Carl Neff; and, Truman Bradley and Ford Bond as their announcers. And, they made it seem as natural as tying their shoes: Ace himself prodded his network to build set tables with microphones embedded beneath them, not in front of or above them, the better to ease the prospect of mike fright among their co-performers and allow them to sound like themselves and not actors.
"I am his awfully-wedded wife"
That and almost everything else could be forgotten amidst Jane Ace's linguistic mayhem, much of it provided by her wry husband's scripts and enough improvised by her. (Mary Hunter's real laughter, at Jane's malaprops or Ace's arch barbs, was practically the show's laugh track, years before anyone ever thought of using canned laughter.) Known as often as not as "Jane-isms," the better remembered of her twisted turns of phrase were more than a match for
Gracie Allen's equally celebrated illogical logic, anticipating such later word and context manglers as Jimmy Durante, Lou Costello, Phil Harris, and, especially, " All in the Family"'s Archie Bunker. The famed Jane-isms included:
* "Congress is back in season."
* "You could have knocked me down with a fender."
* "Up at the crank of dawn."
* "Time wounds all heels."
* "Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk."
* "I'm completely uninhabited".
* "Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!"
* "I am his awfully-wedded wife."
* "He blew up higher than a hall."
* "I look like the wrath of grapes!"
* "I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me!"
* "He shot out of here like a bat out of a belfry."
* "I'm sitting on pins and cushions."
* "The coffee will be ready in a jitney."
* "This hangnail expression... "
* "I don't drink, I'm a totalitarian."
* "We'll be together like Simonized twins."
* "Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better."
malaprops were less limited in their word play than the Mrs. Malapropof Richard Brinsley Sheridan's " The Rivals". She was scripted as having a knack for making right the muddled situations she made muddled in the first place, by stumbling into the solutions right before her original muddling might have blown everything to smithereens. Some critics such as the " New York Herald-Tribune"'s John Crosby noted her language molestation betrayed a "crazy like a fox" intelligence with its own logical illogic, but as Crosby himself said, "There are a lot of Malaprops in radio but none of them scrambles a cliché quite so skillfully as Jane."
The show's storylines, crafted to allow for steady unfurling of absurdities, included dealing with deadbeat brother-in-law Johnny falling into work as a private investigator; accidentally discovering a potential boxing champion when first thinking about adopting an orphan; losing (in a crooked politician's crooked deal) and then regaining Ace's real estate business; Jane becoming a professional bridge player (as the instructor's living example of how "not" to play bridge!); Jane's misguided attempts to help her husband's business affairs (mostly under the influence of a domineering woman who had manipulated her husband's business success); and, and various Jane-instigated romantic mishaps. (Jane: "Well, you could have knocked me over with a fender"; Ace, deadpan: "There's" an idea"). There were frequent allusions to playing bridge, as well, even when the game wasn't a storyline centerpiece; this may have been the Aces' own nod of thanks to the subject that provoked the show's creation in the first place.
Even this gently droll show couldn't avoid controversy. At one point, "Easy Aces" lost its longtime sponsor,
Anacin, after a company representative objected to a musical interlude. (The Aces at one point used small music themes, usually spun off a line of dialogue toward the end of the previous scene.) Ace rejoined by suggesting he didn't like Anacin switching from small tins to small cardboard boxes to package its aspirin. "They sent me a two-word answer: 'you're fired'," Ace remembered in a radio interview many years later.
"Easy Aces" survives with many of its best episodes intact thanks to a bit of foresight on the Aces' part. They owned the rights from the beginning, recorded ("transcribed," in the day's vernacular) just about all its episodes, and sold the syndication rights to over three hundred episodes from 1937-1941 to the Frederick Ziv Company, a Cincinnati-based distribution firm (and later producers of television shows like "Bat Masterson"), in 1945.
These episodes became a bigger ratings hit in syndicated play than when the Aces and cast performed them originally. They are the "Easy Aces" episodes long since available to old-time radio collectors, in above-average sound condition, but minus their commercial spots, edited away the better to foster future, differently-sponsored airings. (The
Library of Congressis believed to have perhaps one or two hundred more "Easy Aces" episodes in its collection as well.)
=Resurrected Aces= In 1948, the Aces revived the show on
CBSas "mr. ace and JANE" (the unusual spelling was Ace's idea) on Saturday nights at 7pm. ("Time" had reported a year earlier that the Aces were pondering whether to create a new fifteen-minute serial for Jane almost exclusively, but she couldn't decide whether to do that or a new half-hour show with a live audience.) Recorded live before a studio audience, the new version also revived and expanded a few of the vintage "Easy Aces" plots and presented a few new ones. The new show was sponsored first by the U.S. Army Recruiting Service and, later, by Jell-O.
"The new program," wrote Crosby, in a
29 March 1948column, "differs from the old "Easy Aces" in about the same manner as the new and old "Amos 'n' Andy" programs. It's once a week, half-hour, streamlined up-to-date and very, very funny... Goodman Ace, the brains of this team, tags along behind his wife, acting as narrator for her mishaps in a dry, resigned voice (one of the few intelligent voices on the air) and interjecting witty comment. The couple's conversations are usually masterpieces of cross-purpose."
And, chock full of new or modified Jane-isms, such as this jewel, when told she was assigned to a jury panel: "I'll say he's not guilty, whoever he is. If he's nice enough to pay me three dollars a day to be his jury, the least I can do is recuperate, doesn't it to you?" "In most other respects," Crosby wrote, "Jane is a rather difficult conversationalist because she is either three jumps ahead or three long strides behind the person she is conversing with." Of Goodman Ace, Crosby wrote that with the revival show he "uses his program to take a few pokes at radio, the newspapers, and the world in general. He's particularly sharp on the subject of radio, a field he knows intimately. Once, playing the role of an advertising man, he asked a prospective sponsor what sort of radio program he had in mind. 'How about music?' asked Ace. 'Music? That's been done, hasn't it?' said the sponsor."
The Aces' co-stars now included Leon Janney, John Griggs,
Evelyn Varden, Eric Dressler, Cliff Hall, and Pert Kelton. (Kelton would soon become the first Alice Kramden, in the earliest "Honeymooners" sketches on Jackie Gleason's original " Cavalcade of Stars" variety hour on the old, experimental DuMont network.) The new announcer was Ken Roberts, from their old cast, and he also joined the new cast as a next-door neighbour who just so happened to be . . . a radio announcer. (Jane's asking for an autograph each time they met became a small running gag on the new show.) Ace sketched Roberts in character as full of jibes about radio commercial announcements, a typical such jibe going thus: "Fifty years ago, Blycose began selling the public its high-quality products. And, today, just as it was fifty years ago, it is March 20."
But however favorably "mr. ace and JANE" was reviewed, however high the quality the Aces injected into it, it wasn't enough to extend its new life for more than one year. Nor was it enough to gain the Aces a steady television audience, when they tried reviving the original "Easy Aces" format and style and adapting it to a 15-minute television show on the DuMont network in 1949.
Jane Ace all but retired from public life (except for a very brief turn as what her husband called "a comedienne now making her come-down as a disc jockey" in the early 1950s) after "Easy Aces" was laid to rest at long last.
Goodman Ace enjoyed a second career as a writer. He wrote for radio (most notably, as head writer for
Tallulah Bankhead's weekly variety show, "The Big Show", but also for Ed Wynn, Jack Benny, Abbott & Costello, Danny Kaye, and others), for television (most notably, for Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, Perry Como, Robert Q. Lewis, and Bob Newhart), and as a weekly columnist for "Saturday Review" (formerly "The Saturday Review of Literature"). Those columns eventually yielded three anthologies: "The Book of Little Knowledge: More Than You Want to Know About Television", "The Fine Art of Hypochondria, or How Are You" and "The Better of Goodman Ace".
In 1970, Ace surprised and delighted old "Easy Aces" fans when he published a book with eight complete "Easy Aces" scripts and essays about living with, working with and loving the malaprop queen, plus a small soft vinyl seven-inch record that extracted from the original radio performance of one of those scripts, "Jane Sees a Psychiatrist." The book was named for the show's standard introduction: "Ladies and Gentlemen--Easy Aces." He also held a regular slot for humorous commentaries on New York station WPAT for a few years before spending the rest of his life as a writer and lecturer. But it was "Easy Aces" that made its co-stars and writer's name forever. Appropriately, the show and the Aces were inducted into the
Radio Hall of Famein 1990.
A Canadian television
sitcom, " The Trouble with Tracy", was adapted from the "Easy Aces" scripts in the early 1970s. Through a variety of factors, that show has been labelled by some television critics as one of the worst TV comedies ever produced.
*Goodman Ace, "Ladies and Gentlemen, Easy Aces" (New York: Doubleday, 1970).
*Fred Allen (Joe McCarthy, editor), "Fred Allen's Letters" (New York: Doubleday, 1965).
*Dick Bertell, "The Golden Age of Radio", interview with Goodman Ace, October 1971.
*Tim Brooks and Earle Marsh, "The Complete Directory to Prime Network TV Shows -- 1946 to Present (First Edition)"
*Frank Buxton and Bill Owen, "The Big Broadcast 1920-1950"
*John Crosby, "Out of the Blue" (New York: Simon and Schuster, 1952)
*WBAI-FM, Richard Lamparski interview with Goodman Ace, December 1970.
*Leonard Maltin, "The Great American Broadcast: A Celebration of Radio's Golden Age" (New York: Dutton/Penguin, 1997)
*Robert Metz, "CBS: Reflections in a Bloodshot Eye"
*Arthur Frank Wertheim, "Radio Comedy". (New York: Oxford University Press, 1979)
* [http://www.archive.org/details/otr_easyaces Download 239 "Easy Aces" episodes from archive.org]
* [http://www.podomatic.com/search?query=easy+aces Boxcars711: "Easy Aces" (two episodes)]
* [http://www.genericradio.com/series.php?key=easyaces Five "Easy Aces" scripts written by Goodman Ace]
* [http://www.otrsite.com/logs/loge1006.htm Jerry Haendiges Vintage Radio Logs: "Easy Aces"]
* [http://otrsite.com/articles/artwb011.html "Radio's Original Comedy Couple" by Walter J. Beaupre]
* [http://jcgi.pathfinder.com/time/magazine/printout/0,8816,804192,00.html "Aces Up"] , "Time", 8 September 1947.
* [http://jcgi.pathfinder.com/time/magazine/printout/0,8816,855076,00.html "A Homey Little Thing"] , "Time", 19 December 1949. (This is a review of what proved the short-lived television version of "Easy Aces" on the DuMont network.)
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