Dead Alewives

The Dead Alewives was an improvisational comedy troupe during the 1980s and 1990s from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. They did not get a lot of press during their active life, but some of the group's individual members went on to become noteworthy since the group's breakup.^[1]

The Dead Alewives began as a splinter group from the Milwaukee-based national comedy organization, ComedySportz. The split occurred out of a desire to do a less family-oriented, more uncensored style of improv than the "clean" variety offered by ComedySportz. The group took its name from the local phenomenon of multitudes of dead alewife fish washing up on the shore of Lake Michigan during summers in the mid-1980s. Its shows always featured music from local bands during their set breaks.

The Alewives began performing in the ComedySportz theater space in Milwaukee's Third Ward district, but called many Milwaukee area theaters home during almost 12 years of live performances. Other venues that played host to their shows included Thai Joe's, The Avalon Theatre, and the Miramar Theatre, which is where they wound up their weekly live shows in the late 1990s.

The Dead Alewives approached widespread recognition many times, but never seemed to enjoy the push that would launch them to national prominence. Their Dungeons and Dragons sketch from the comedy CD Take Down the Grand Master made the rounds on the Internet during the late 1990s. The short was also one of the most requested on the syndicated Dr. Demento radio program.^{[citation needed]} Entertainment Weekly once reported that the Dead Alewives had been contacted about a television sketch-comedy series, but it ultimately fell through.^{[citation needed]}

The Dead Alewives ceased their weekly live performances in the late 1990s, and the individual members all pursued other interests.

Founding members

Francis Montgomery "Mondy" Carter — Mondy Carter was a founding member of the troupe. He lived in Milwaukee for many years and worked as an actor in the city's live theater industry. He moved^[when?] with his family to Asheville, North Carolina where he hoped to continue to work on theater projects with his wife, Karen Stobbe.

Robert "Bo" Johnson — a founding member, currently^[when?] lives in Milwaukee, and works in theaters in the area. He plays rhythm guitar with Milwaukee-based pop band Random Maxx.

Peter Alberts — a founding member, was a staff member of Fireman Press, the self-contained publishing house that produced the popular independent comic book Scud: The Disposable Assassin. He currently^[when?] lives in Los Angeles.

Rob Schrab — In addition to his tenure with the Dead Alewives, Schrab was a successful artist and writer of comic books and graphic novels for many years. When the Alewives folded, Schrab moved to Los Angeles with Alberts to pursue a pending movie deal for his comic characters. When that deal didn't work out, he remained in Los Angeles, and became a jack-of-all-trades in the film industry. Among his achievements are co-writing the Dreamworks animated film "Monster House" with Dan Harmon; producing The Sarah Silverman Show on Comedy Central; writing and producing the unpurchased (but virally-reproduced) cult pilot Heat Vision and Jack (also with Harmon); and creating Internet "TV channel" Channel 101, which features user-submitted content.^{[citation needed]}

Dan Harmon — became an Alewife at the same time as Schrab, both having trained under Scholler and Johnson. Harmon was the creator and writer of Alewives' recordings that found some viral Internet success, such as "Dungeons and Dragons sketch," also known as "Summoner Geeks". He often wrote for Schrab's comic book, and after the Scud: The Disposable Assassin movie deal of the late 1990s, he moved to Los Angeles with Schrab, where the two launched a career as screenwriting partners, collaborating with Schrab on several popular creative projects. Harmon was the producer, writer, and star of "Acceptable.TV" on VH1. He also created, and serves as executive producer and head writer of Community, which debuted on NBC in September 2009.

Sean McKenna — was a founding member. After the Alewives ceased their live performances, he moved to the Twin Cities to continue his theatrical career, where he became the voice of the Best Buy Idea Box on television commercials and also provided the voice for the titular character in Schrab's Robot Bastard short. Sean became a copywriter and now^[when?] works at an ad agency. He has two children.

Kurt Scholler — In addition to having taught improv classes to much of Milwaukee while living there, Scholler also appeared in a number of television ads for the Cousins sandwich restaurant chain, CapitalOne, and Campbell's Soup. In addition, he has appeared in small roles on a number of television shows, including Kwik Witz, Boston Legal, and The West Wing. Scholler performed the physical role of the robot in Schrab's Robot Bastard short. Still performing with ComedySportz in Los Angeles, Kurt continues to do commercials, film, and television, including a brief cameo on The Sarah Silverman Program.

Other Alewives

Dylan Bolin — is a Milwaukee-based comedian and improv artist who joined the troupe after the departure of some of the original members.

Tom Clark — is a stand-up comedian. He currently lives in Los Angeles and has appeared on such shows as Comedy Central's Premium Blend and CBS's Late Late Show. He, too, joined after the departure of some of the founding members.

Mark Redlich — worked with the Alewives and ComedySportz while finishing his Ph.D in organic chemistry. He currently^[when?] lives in Milwaukee, where he works as a chemical analyst, and plays lead guitar in Random Maxx with Bo Johnson. Redlich is still active with ComedySportz.

Eric Price — is a comedian and impressionist who did several shows with the Alewives in the stead of the departed founders. Eric was a featured performer on MADtv.

Rollie Cafaro — is a Milwaukee-area attorney and veteran of ComedySportz who filled in for absent members during a number of shows.

Dungeons and Dragons sketch

Dungeons and Dragons (also known as Summoner Geeks or Attacking the Darkness) was a comedy sketch parodying the Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game experience. It was produced in 1996 by the Dead Alewives and comes from an album of like sketches titled Take Down the Grand Master. Voice talent was by Dead Alewives members Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab, Peter Alberts and Mondy Carter.

In the 1980s, the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons reached a peak in popularity. Misunderstandings of its fantasy settings led those glossing over the content of the game to assume that it had elements of demonology and satanism. Written by Harmon, the Dungeons & Dragons Sketch made it quite clear that kitchen table role-playing games are nothing more than creative forms of arguing over minutiae and wondering where that bag of Cheetos had gone.

There is a lesser known sequel as well.

Popular quotes

• "Where're the Cheetos?!"
• "Where's the Mountain Dew?!" / "Can I have a Mountain Dew?!"
• "I wanna cast... Magic Missile!"
• "I'm attacking the darkness!"
• "I am Galstaf, Sorcerer of Light!" / "Then how come you had to cast magic missile?"
• "Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!"
• "Okay, but if there are any girls there, I wanna DO them!"

Connection to Summoner

In 2000, Volition, Inc. released a computer animated version of the sketch titled Summoner Geeks. It was a promotional video for the Summoner video game and featured characters from both Summoner and Red Faction. The "Where are the Cheetos?" character was played by an oversized demon, Luminar. The video was included in the game, and can be found by viewing the credits.

References in other media

• During the sketch, one of the players mentions he has an "ogre-slaying knife" which inflicts "+9 [damage] against ogres!". In tribute to the sketch, ArenaNet added the weapon (complete with its +9 damage modifier against ogres) as a collectable item in the game Guild Wars after clearing a challenging PvE area. In the same area, there is a boss enemy named "The Darkness", which the players have to defeat. Thereby, players can "attack the darkness".
• Blizzard Entertainment has added a quest called I Shoot Magic Into the Darkness to World of Warcraft.
• There is an entire questing area within Kingdom of Loathing that parodies this sketch as well as numerous scattered references within the game elsewhere.

References

1. ^ Alewives to Alewives, dust to dust, their comedy act soon will be nevermore

External links

• Original
• Sequel
• Video of Summoner Geeks
• Flash animated 8-Bit D&D using characters based on Brian Clevinger's 8-Bit Theater
• Home Page of "Summoner"
• Home Page of Volition, Inc.