- Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped
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Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped is the moped ridden by a cartoon character who has appeared twice in the British adult comic Viz. First in 1993 and again in August 2010.
A classic although very infrequent Viz cartoon, 'Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped' is the heartening story of main character Mickey Moxon, who owns a moped which, as the title suggests, is fuelled by monkey semen. In the character's first appearance, his moped runs out of simian love fuel a few panels into the story, and much hilarity ensues as he attempts to avail himself of fresh supplies so he can continue on his journey. In a final dramatic twist, Mickey eventually realises his monkey spunk moped is probably not the most practical means of transport, and so he exchanges it for a car which runs on leopard's fanny batter, which is obviously not much easier to obtain.
In a slight non-sequitur to the original storyline, Mickey and the Monkey Spunk Moped are reunited for the character's second appearance in the 197th August 2010 issue of Viz, as the last cartoon in that issue. In this second story, Mickey decides to modify the moped to run on renewable energy, as he fears additional running costs of a government increase in fuel tax. The moped is modified with a basket at the front in which sits a wanking gorilla, with a funnel & system of pipework put into place to harvest the produced simian love fuel. A TV set & DVD player are also added to the moped playing gorilla-based pornography on a continuous loop for stimulation purposes. Finally, several trays of bananas are strapped to the back of the moped, so the gorilla can be fed whilst on the move.
The story climaxes when Mickey crashes his moped into a tree, as he can't see where he's going because of the modifications.
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