Fart Proudly

, other scientific investigations were "scarcely worth a
FART-HING"] "Fart Proudly" (also called “A Letter To A Royal Academy”, also called "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of a "notorious essay" [ [http://www.bffff.org/frtprd.html] Benjamin Franklin FFF ] about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin circa 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France. [ [http://www.epinions.com/content_81398238852] Before Beavis and Butthead, there was Ben Franklin] [ [http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470] Ashbrook Center for Public Affairs at Ashland University]

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"A Letter To A Royal Academy" was composed in response to a call for scientific papers from the Royal Academy of Brussels. Franklin believed that the various academic societies in Europe were increasingly pretentious and concerned with the impractical. Revealing his "bawdy, scurrilous side" [ [http://gigapedia.org/items/91046/fart-proudly] A Letter To A Royal Academy] , Franklin responded with an essay suggesting that research be undertaken into methods of improving the odor of human flatulence. [ [http://www.epinions.com/content_81398238852] Before Beavis and Butthead, there was Ben Franklin]

The essay was never submitted but was sent as a letter to Richard Price [ [http://www.authenticforum.com/af-book-review/8493-fart-proudly-writings-benjamin-franklin-you-never-read-school.html] letter written to a Dr. Richard Price, England in 1783] , a Welsh philosopher in England with whom Franklin had an ongoing correspondence. The text of the essay's introduction reads in part:

I have perused your late mathematical Prize Question, proposed in lieu of one in Natural Philosophy, for the ensuing year...Permit me then humbly to propose one of that sort for your consideration, and through you, if you approve it, for the serious Enquiry of learned Physicians, Chemists, &c. of this enlightened Age. It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind. That the permitting this Air to escape and mix with the Atmosphere, is usually offensive to the Company, from the fetid Smell that accompanies it. That all well-bred People therefore, to avoid giving such Offence, forcibly restrain the Efforts of Nature to discharge that Wind.

The essay goes on to discuss the way different foods affect the odor of flatulence and to propose scientific testing of farting. Franklin also suggests that scientists work to develop a drug, "holesome and not disagreeable", which can be mixed with "common Food or Sauces" with the effect of rendering flatulence "not only inoffensive, but agreeable as Perfumes". The essay ends with a pun saying that compared to the practical applications of this discussion, other sciences are "scarcely worth a
FART-HING." [ [http://www.bffff.org/frtprd.html] Benjamin Franklin FFF ]

Copies of the essay were privately printed by Franklin at his printing press in Passy. Franklin distributed the essay to friends including Joseph Priestley (a chemist famous for his work on gases). [ [http://www.bffff.org/frtprd.html] Benjamin Franklin FFF ] After Franklin's death, the essay was long-excluded from published collections of Franklin's writing but it was included in "Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School" , a 1990 collection of Franklin's humorous and satirical writings. [ [http://www.alibris.com/search/books/qwork/2260192/used/Fart%20Proudly:%20Writings%20of%20Benjamin%20Franklin%20You%20Never%20Read%20in%20School] Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in Schoolby Benjamin Franklin, Carl Japikse (Editor)]

ee also

*Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress
*Flatulence humor
*Beano, an anti-flatulence food additive developed in 1990

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