Secret Admirer (Frasier)

Infobox Television episode | Title = Secret Admirer
Series = Frasier


Season = 6
Episode = 06
Airdate = 5 November 1998
Production =
Writer = Lori Kirkland
Director = Pamela Fryman
Guests = Grace Phillips (Nancy)
Cynthia K. Ambuehl (Madeline)
Rosa Blasi (waitress)
Prev = First Do No Harm
Next = How to Bury a Millionaire
Episode list = List of Frasier episodes (Season 6)

"Secret Admirer" is the sixth episode in season 6 of American sitcom "Frasier".

Cast and characters

Main cast and characters

*Kelsey Grammer – Dr. Frasier Crane
*David Hyde Pierce – Dr. Niles Crane
*John Mahoney – Martin Crane
*Jane Leeves – Daphne Moon
*Peri Gilpin – Roz Doyle

Plot outline

Frasier has been dating Nancy, a former KACL worker who professes to have ESP, and things seem to be going well. Niles is also in a good mood, as he and Maris have reached a financial settlement. Then one day, after a squash game with Niles, Frasier discovers some Cartier cufflinks in his bag, with an unsigned note from someone who misses him. He is thrilled at the possibility that he has a secret admirer as well as Nancy, and Martin has to tolerate his gloating for some time. Soon afterwards, a waitress at Café Nervosa brings him a box containing a Patek Philippe pocket watch, saying it was delivered earlier by a woman. Frasier is even more thrilled, but then Niles discovers a card in the box, indicating that the gift was actually intended for him. This can only mean one thing: Maris wants him back.

Episode Title Cards

*"Love me two times"
*"The ego has landed"

Memorable Quotations

"Niles tells how he returned Maris' gifts and made it clear to her that it was all over"
Niles: She didn't get mad. In fact, she was eerily calm. She just stood there with a blank stare on her face, rubbing her ocelot.
Martin: You know, they got a cream for that.

"Frasier's date was a disaster, and Maris is threatening to ruin Niles"
Niles: I'll be stripped clean and devoured like an animal!
Frasier: And I "won't" be!