Up the Down Steroid

Infobox Television episode
Title = Up the Down Steroid
Series = South Park


Caption = Cartman signs up for the Special Olympics
Season = 8
Episode = 113
Airdate = March 24, 2004
Production =803
Writer = Trey Parker
Director =
Guests =
Episode list = List of "South Park" episodes
Season list = Infobox South Park season 8 episode list
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Next =__NOTOC__"Up the Down Steroid" is the 113th episode of the Comedy Central series "South Park". It originally aired on March 24, 2004.

Plot

Timmy and Jimmy, the two disabled children in South Park, are due to participate in the Special Olympics in Denver.

Cartman decides to fake being disabled and beat all the handicapped children in the events and win the $1,000 prize.

To pretend to be handicapped, Cartman undergoes a rigorous, "Push It to the Limit" montage, training regime of sitting on the special education bus while taking notes of how "retards" act, cutting his hair badly, studying a Kid Rock performance, modifying his shoes so it looks like he has a club foot and putting on a bicycle helmet too tight so his face is badly deformed.

Cartman's plan works, at least to a point. He gets his mom to take him to the Special Olympics (despite protests from Kyle) but he fails to win any events because, even though he is obviously not handicapped, he is so out of shape and overweight that he is still unable to win any events against the handicapped children, who have all spent weeks in intensive training before the start of the competition.

Meanwhile, Jimmy takes steroids and ends up in a steroid temper, which causes him to be very violent to the point of attacking his girlfriend and his mother (with Samuel Barber's "Adagio for Strings" playing as the atmospheric soundtrack as he loses his mind). Jimmy's training partner and best friend Timmy frowns on Jimmy's behavior, but being unable to say anything other than "Timmy!!" and "Jimmy!!", he is not in a position to fully explain the situation to his school counselor, Mr. Mackey.

Throughout the episode, Kyle tries to talk Cartman out of his plans. Kyle hates Cartman and has always seen him as a thoroughly ruthless boy, but Kyle sees Cartman's plans as so horrible that he seriously worries that Cartman will go to hell for his antics in this episode. He even goes as far as to call himself Cartman's friend. Cartman doesn't pay Kyle any attention, believing that Kyle is not in a position to preach morality because he is Jewish. Cartman eventually comes in last in the Special Olympics. However, he gets a spirit award of a gift voucher to Shakey's Pizza. When he comes up to the stand to collect the prize, Jimmy realises Cartman has been faking his "retardation" and ironically is about to beat him up for being a cheater, but Timmy scolds him for it. Jimmy learns his lesson, namely that taking steroids is cheating, on par with pretending to be "retarded" in order to participate in the Special Olympics, as Cartman did and gives back his medal. At that point, the people applaud Jimmy for being honest, and he says he'll be back next year to 'compete with honor.' Cartman then tells his friends that he pretended to be retarded just to teach Jimmy about taking steroids, but they don't believe him. In response, Cartman angrily says, "Oh yeaah?! Well, you guys are assholes!! GROW UP!!" He then walks away, thus ending the episode.

External links

* [http://www.tv.com/south-park/up-the-down-steroid/episode/319264/summary.html "Up the Down Steroid" entry at TV.com]