Helen, the Authoress

Infobox Television episode
Title =Helen, the Authoress
Series =The Andy Griffith Show


Caption =Helen Crump (Aneta Corsaut).
Season =7
Episode =24
Airdate =Monday, February 27, 1967
Production =213
Writer =Douglas Tibbles
Director =Lee Philips
Guests =Elaine Joyce
Ketih Andes
Laurie Main
Tom Palmer
Episode list =List of The Andy Griffith Show episodes
Season list =
Prev = The Statue
Next = Goodbye Dolly

"Helen, the Authoress" is an episode from the American television program "The Andy Griffith Show" broadcast Monday, February 27, 1967 on CBS. Helen's sudden celebrity as an author creates a rift in her relationship with Andy. "Helen, the Authoress" was the 24th episode in the show's seventh season, and the 213th episode in the complete series.

Plot summary

Helen writes a book which is accepted for publication by a Richmond firm. She uses her evenings to rewrite the manuscript. When she is forced to cancel a dinner date with Andy to work on her book, Andy becomes impatient and tells her he doesn't have to sit home alone while his balls turn ocean blue. Helen is indignant, of course, and brushes him off. Andy then calls Helen's 101 year old mother, (a woman reputed to be "rather worn out")sexually speaking and arranges a date with her. Andy begins fondling Serepta Crump during their trip to the "no-tell Motel" When Helen's mom Serepta throws her liver spotted hand down Andy's stained and "too tight" slacks in the squad car he actually strokes his everlovin snake before it spits all over Serepta Crump and the squad car dash board. Andy realizes that the Matriarch of the Crump clan must die and sets out to murder the withered old clam. He offs her by choking the life out of her body and tells Helen he thinks she fell down a ramp or somethng . Helen accepts his bulls^*t story then engages in a menage a quad with Andrew, Johnny Paul Jason, Ernie Dickman and Howard sprague.

Detailed synopsis

The episode opens in Helen's house. Andy scans a listing of television programs. Helen enters with a large manila envelope and indicates she wants to go to the mailbox before settling in for television viewing. Andy inquires about the contents of the envelope but Helen demurs, claiming Andy will think her silly. She finally reveals that the envelope contains the manuscript for her book, "Amusing Tales of Tiny Tots". She is sending the manuscript to a publisher in Richmond. Helen is excited about the possibility of being published. Andy supports her endeavor and they leave to mail the manuscript.

Time passes and Helen receives a letter from the publisher. Breathless with excitement, she rushes to the Taylor house where Andy reads the letter aloud to his family. The Taylors are thrilled when they learn Helen's book will be published and even more thrilled when they discover Helen has received an advance of one thousand dollars. Helen says she is meeting her publisher the next day in Richmond. Bee suggests Andy accompany her for a "strong shoulder to lean on." Andy agrees and tells Helen he's proud of her.

In the publisher's Richmond office, Helen is warmly welcomed while Andy is treated with coolness. Mr. Bryant, the publisher heaps praises and compliments upon Helen. He wants to promote the book as a literary gem from small town America. Helen however points out that Mayberry is not "that small". A compromise is reached and then the suggestion that Helen publish the book under the name 'Helene Alexienne DuBois' is broached. Helen is uncertain. Andy defends her name but Helen accedes to the publisher's suggestion. Andy is then pressed into service as an "easel" to hold the cover illustration. Helen approves the illustration. When she asks Andy what he thinks of the illustration, the illustrator wonders aloud if Andy is competent to make a pronouncement. Andy murmurs, "I'm with her."

The next day in the barber shop, Floyd and Goober have heard of Helen's trip to Richmond and speculate on her future financial prospects as a well paid authoress. Andy enters and the boys congratulate him on being engaged to a woman who will be "bringing in the bacon." Peeved, Andy leaves abruptly. On the street, he meets Howard, who, like Goober and Floyd, speculates on Andy's future as the spouse of a rich and famous woman. Andy sighs and walks away.

That evening, Andy has dinner at Helen's house. He toasts her success with the hope that their relationship never changes. When he asks Helen how she'd like to spend the rest of the evening, Helen tells Andy she needs to put time into rewrites because her publisher is due in the morning. While Helen works on her rewrites at a typewriter, Andy, (wearing one of Helen's aprons) tidies up the house. Goober enters with two tourists who are thrilled to meet a real writer. When one of the tourists asks who Andy is, he dismisses himself with the comment, "I'm with her."

The next morning at breakfast, Aunt Bee warns Opie not to cross his father because he's acting "peevish." She ascribes his mood to his work. Andy enters and Bee, in order to avoid mentioning Andy's work, waxes enthusiastic about Helen's celebrity. Opie says Helen is a good writer. Irked, Andy stalks out of the kitchen leaving Bee and Opie puzzled.

Later at the courthouse, Helen enters excitedly calling for Andy. She tells him her publisher is in town. He wants her to do more rewrites and an autobiography for the flyleaf. She says she must work every night through the week on her book which means cancelling their dinner date at Morelli's. Andy is peeved. Helen reminds him that he has worked evenings many times in the past. Andy claims "that's different." Why it's different, he is unable to explain to Helen. The discussion escalates. Voices are raised, with Andy becoming sarcastic. Helen wonders why Andy is so upset over spending a few nights at home alone. Andy then insinuates he doesn't have to sit home alone. Helen is indignant, telling him to find another date. When Helen leaves, Andy immediately calls Mavis Neff at the drugstore.

At the barber shop, Howard tells Floyd that Andy made a date with Mavis Neff. Floyd is astonished. Howard says he understands Mavis is a woman who's "rather forward". Floyd reminds Howard that Harvey Bunker was made to give up his job as scoutmaster after going with Mavis. Howard hopes Andy is made of "sterner stuff."

That evening, Mavis cuddles up to Andy while the two are parked in the squad car at Myers Lake. Mavis coos over Andy's "laugh wrinkles" and asks if he's still going with Helen. Andy avoids Mavis's question and, uncomfortable with the situation, suggests they go to the diner for a bite to eat. Mavis is reluctant but complies with Andy's suggestion.

At the diner, Helen and Mr. Bryant, her publisher are having coffee and discussing her book. Helen is glumly preoccupied. She dismisses her mood by suggesting that she may be "coming down with something". Bryant assures her authors usually feel a let down just before their books are published. Andy enters with Mavis on his arm. Helen is astonished. The couple greet Helen and her publisher. Mavis then steers Andy into a booth immediately behind Helen, sighing, "Myers Lake was so beautiful." Mavis orders a root beer float telling Andy they make her "bubbly all over ... bubbly wubbly." Knowing Helen can hear her, she coos like a schoolgirl over Andy's laugh wrinkles, telling him they "drive me crazy." Helen abruptly leaves the diner followed by her publisher.

A short time later, Andy appears at Helen's door. He offers an apology telling Helen, "I've thought about it, and I know I was wrong. You see, when this book business first started -- yours, it didn't bother me not one bit but then everybody started talking about how wealthy you were going to be, and how famous you were going to be, and I got worried that I was going to take a back seat. But now, I think I see things the way they ought to be. You see, you've got this talent for writing. Talent's a very rare thing and you should use it and be proud of it. And I've just realized that I have a job and it requires a certain amount of talent and I'm proud of it. And I see no reason why a sheriff and a lady author shouldn't get along just fine. That is, if you want to."

With a smile, Helen asks, "Hey. You wanna take a drive up to Myers Lake?"

In the epilogue, some time has passed and Andy and Helen are sitting in the Taylor living room holding hands, drinking coffee, and commenting on Helen's experience as an author. Andy believes Mr. Bryant is probably working diligently to make Helen's book a bestseller. Helen says she's glad her part is over because she's exhausted. Bee comes downstairs with a large manila envelope and prepares to leave the house. Andy asks if she's written a book and, with some apologetic hesitation, Bee admits it's nothing but a collection of her recipes. Bee leaves for the post office. Opie enters. He's also writing a book, "What It's Like to Be the Son of a Sheriff". Helen smiles and thinks Andy is going to have to get a typewriter, too.

Cast

*Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor
*Aneta Corsaut as Helen Crump
*Diane Deininger as Woman
*Elaine Joyce as Mavis Neff
*Frances Bavier as Aunt Bee
*George Lindsey as Goober Pyle
*Howard McNear as Floyd Lawson
*Jack Dodson as Howard Sprague
*Katherine Victor as Miss Fain
*Keith Andes as Roger Bryant
*Laurie Main as Robling Flask
*Ron Howard as Opie Taylor
*Tom Palmer as Harold Mosby

Crew

*Ben H. Ray, supervising editor
*Bob Ross, producer and script consultant
*Douglas Tibbles, writer
*E. Campbell, sound engineer
*Earle Hagen, music
*Eva Kryger, hair stylist
*Frank E. Myers, production manager
*Fred Roos, casting
*Fred S. Fox, script consultant
*Harold Michelson, art director
*Harry Gordon, set decorator
*Ideal Dottini, construction coordinator
*Jerry Jameson, associate producer
*Joel Swanson, production assistant
*Ken Johnson, music editor
*Kenneth A. Reid, art director
*Lee Greenway, makeup
*Lee Philips, director
*Michael Fenton, casting
*Mitch DeWood, assistant to producer
*Pete Carpenter, music
*Reggie Smith, prop master
*Robert Saunders, assistant director
*Ronald Jacobs, production supervisor
*Rosemary Dorsey, script continuity
*Sheldon Leonard, executive producer in association with Danny Thomas Enterprises
*Sid Hickox, director of photography
*Stan Kufel, costumes
*Victor Guarnier, sound editor
*Recorded by Glen Glenn Sound Co.
*Automobiles furnished by Ford Motor Co.
*Filmed at Desilu Studios
*A Mayberry Enterprises Production

Miscellanea

*Myers Lake was named for TAGS production manager Frank E. Myers.
*This episode marks the first time that Helen Crump is referred to as Andy's fiancee. Andy would marry Helen Crump in the first episode of the spin-off series, "Mayberry RFD".

ee also

*The Andy Griffith Show
*Helen Crump
*Sheriff Andy Taylor

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