Strike Out (The King of Queens)

"Strike Out" is the seventh episode of The King Of Queens' third season.

Plot

The IPS strike is in its third week, and both Doug and Deacon are spending the majority of their days doing very little outside of sleeping all day. Carrie and Kelly decide to make a play date with Doug, Deacon and Arthur, but the plan backfires when they turn into a trio of merry pranksters.

Quotes

Carrie "(walking into their bedroom and finding Doug asleep in the middle of a huge mess):" Oh, good Lord! Doug!
Doug' "(rolling over):" Why are you back in the house, you forget your keys?
Carrie: It's six-thirty! I have been at work for eleven hours!
Doug: Wow...
Carrie: Have you even been up? Have you done anything today?
Doug: I'm gonna level with you, honey. This one got away from me.
Carrie "(noticing the empty pizza box on the floor):" Well, at least you had your daily pizza.
Doug: Did I? I thought I dreamt that.
Carrie: No that is very real. So are the Fritos on our bed.
Doug: Yeah, I was gonna clean that up, but then I...didn't.

Doug: You know, it wouldn't kill you to call me once in a while.
Carrie: Uh, I tried, but the phone has been busy all day.
Doug: Oh, yeah, sorry. I was on hold to talk to Baba Booey.

Carrie "(noticing the adult magazine on the floor):" Glad to see you got your cardio workout in.
Doug: At least I got the mail.

Carrie: Honey, I love you so much, so please, please, "please" believe when I tell you this: You smell.
Doug: That's me? I thought it was the toppings.

Arthur: Butt cream? Where's "this" day headin'?
Doug: Yeah, you wish.
Arthur: Like I'd waste a wish on that, huh?

Doug "(to a lady on the street):" Hey, lady! Nice pantsuit!
Arthur: Vivian Vance called, she wants it back!

Carrie: Let go of it! You can not drink Tabasco and cream! You've got an ulcer and you're lactose intolerant!