Notable Usenet personalities

A Usenet personality is an individual who has gained a certain level of notoriety from posting on Usenet. Since its inception, Usenet has attracted a wide variety of people posting all manner of fact, fiction, theories, opinions, and beliefs. While "notability" is a highly subjective notion, some Usenet posters have achieved a certain amount of fame (or infamy) within Usenet circles because of their unusual non-mainstream ideas or because their posts are considered especially humorous or bizarre.

Eccentric personalities

These individuals (or user-IDs, or pseudonyms) are noted for their eccentric beliefs and theories, paranoid or threatening behavior, or newsgroup trolling activities.

* Alexander Abian (1923–1999) — American mathematician who taught for many years at Iowa State University who became an Internet legend for his incessant and frequently bizarre posts to various Usenet newsgroups. In particular, he gained international notoriety for his claims that blowing up the Moon would solve virtually every problem of human existence, and that mass and time are equivalent. (With regard to the second claim, it was suggested on the sci.astro.amateur newsgroup that his demise be observed with a gram of silence [ [http://groups.google.co.uk/group/sci.astro.amateur/browse_thread/thread/6c2fbb1b82fcfc75/06b54621ddd567c6?hl=en&lnk=st&q=abian+silence+gram+killfile#06b54621ddd567c6 Usenet posting on the occasion of Professor Alexander Abian's death] ] .)

* Scott Abraham — Skiing enthusiast banned by court order in 1999 from posting on the rec.skiing.alpine newsgroup, after engaging in a flame war with other online posters. The heated exchanges lasted for months, eventually escalating into death threats, until a police detective from Seattle posted a request for all involved to calm down. All involved did except Abraham, which ultimately led to a court order being filed against him. The Electronic Frontier Foundation and other civil liberties groups commented that this violated free speech, but did not deny that Abraham's aggressive behavior exceeded the boundaries of normal newsgroup civility. [ [http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/1999/11/32550 "Usenet Ban a Slippery Slope?", wired.com, 1999-11-16] ]

* Serdar Argic — alias used in one of the first automated newsgroup spam incidents on Usenet, with the objective of denying the Armenian Genocide, it was an automated bot that made thousands of posts to several newsgroups (especially soc.history, soc.culture.Turkish, and misc.headlines) in 1994. The deluge of posts suddenly disappeared in April, 1994, after Stefan Chakerian created a specific newsgroup (alt.cancel.bots) to carry only cancel messages specifically for any post from any machine downstream from the UUNET feed which carried Serdar Argic's messages.

* David D'Amato — former assistant high school principal, he actively spammed and trolled a variety of newsgroups (particularly alt.gothic and rec.music.phish) from roughly 1996 to 1999, initiated e-mail bombings against those he considered "opponents," and solicited for video recordings of young adult males being bound and tickled, all while using the pseudonym/alter ego Terri DiSisto, who was supposedly a female college student. D'Amato was found guilty of e-mail bombings which caused service outages at a number of colleges and universities, was fined $5,000 (USD), and spent a year in prison after being convicted in 2001. [ [http://www.antonnews.com/threevillagetimes/2001/04/13/news/ Who Was Educating Your Children?] ] [ [http://www.ticklishguyscasting.net/ An expose of David D'Amato's Ticklish Federal Conviction] ]

* Valery Fabrikant — former associate professor of mechanical engineering at Concordia University, he shot and killed four colleagues in the school massacre referred to as the Concordia University massacre. He is currently serving a prison sentence in Canada. Fabrikant has posted in several newsgroups, particularly can.general and can.politics, claiming that he is the innocent victim of a conspiracy against him. These posts can be found at an [http://www.geocities.com/benny_patrick/post.html archive of his home page] .

* Gharlane of Eddore (1947–2001) — pseudonym of David G. Potter, a science fiction writer and critic in California who was widely known for acerbic, scathingly humorous and knowledgeable postings to Usenet science fiction newsgroups. He guarded his true identity carefully for many years before his death in 2001. His chief surviving non-fictional work is the Lensman FAQ and voluminous Usenet postings.

* Hipcrime — called "a leading Usenet terrorist," this user wrote and distributed software applications that allow users to modify or cancel newsgroups posts, and to generate large volumes of e-mail spam. These have been classified as denial of service (DoS) and spamming programs. The pseudonym is derived from a neologism appearing in the science fiction novel "Stand on Zanzibar" by John Brunner. Hipcrime has never been positively identified and thus it is unknown if it is the work of a single person or a group.

* MI5Victim (Mike Corley aka Boleslaw Tadeusz Szocik) — paranoid user who goes through periods of binge posting, claiming that British intelligence has bugged his home and is sending people to follow him around and harass him. [ [http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A164404 MI5Victim H2G2 summary with link to Mike Corley's website] ] These allegations are often crossposted to newsgroups where his messages would be considered off-topic. This has led to claims that he suffers from paranoia. Since 1995 he has posted transcripts and snippets of conversations that he has recorded, citing it as evidence, sometimes years after the actual event. He has also claimed in his posts that television personalities are often talking about him in code and are part of the MI5 conspiracy. [ [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.games.video.xbox/browse_frm/thread/80ddb7e5ca3440db# MI5Victim Sample Post #1] ] [ [http://groups.google.com/group/it.salute.tumori/browse_frm/thread/b357421fd4e4914c/943b802c26ed965e?lnk=gst&q=MI5+%2B%22six+inches%22#943b802c26ed965e MI5Victim Sample Post #2] ] After applying the "cui bono" test, many people have found it difficult to understand why Corley should have been targeted by MI5 (given that he has no connections/affiliations which would make him of interest), and cannot see what possible benefit the security services could derive from such harassment, given that they have always had more pressing concerns, e.g. monitoring PIRA in the 1990s and later the threat posed by Al Qaeda. Corley will often cross-post "examples" of MI-5 victimizing him 20 or 30 posts at a time. He has been banned from posting through Google for his abuse of Usenet [ [http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?enc_user=VBTjwBQAAACGa67HqWvDnaygV_keAP8gu4lJHmc1F3kkd59baL6OJA Google Groups profile showing MI5 Victim banned by Google] ] , and has been similarly bounced from most ISPs in England. In the past, his posts were relatively easy to filter out, due to his similar subject lines and email address. However, at the start of 2008, he began a series of posts that avoided filters through sporgery and by slightly varying his subject line of "MI-5 Persecution", showing an ability to adapt. In 2007, the opera "The Corley Conspiracy" by Tim Benjamin and Sean Starke premiered at the Southbank Centre in London. Corley has his [http://www.mi5.com/ own website] on which he provides so-called evidence of the conspiracies against him. Corley has written (www.lulu.com/content/3529817) a book about his "experiences" with MI5.

* Archimedes Plutonium (born Ludwig Poehlmann, raised as Ludwig Hansen, legally changed his name to Ludwig van Ludvig, then Ludwig Plutonium, then later changed it to Archimedes Plutonium) — noted for his "Plutonium Atom Totality" theory, which posits that the universe is a giant plutonium atom, and that galaxies are "dots" in the electron dot cloud of this atom [cite magazine
title=Notes from Another Universe
author=Jennifer Kahn
url=http://discovermagazine.com/2002/apr/featnotes
date=Date|2002-04-01
work=Discover magazine|] . He states that the cosmic atom must be plutonium in order to explain the values of the mathematical constants "e" and π as well as certain physical constants. He also claimed to have invented a new number notation that leads to proofs/disproofs of the Prime number theorem, Poincare Conjecture, Goldbach Conjecture, Fermat's Last Theorem, and the Riemann Hypothesis. Has two physics experiment challenges ongoing (1) Superconductivityas a capacitor current and (2) fusion energy unable to exceed 2/3 breakeven called the FusionBarrier Principle. (ref. Argus Leader June 2008)

* Jack Sarfatti — American theoretical physicist and the author of a number of popular works on quantum physics and consciousness, known for his iconoclastic ideas concerning the schism between science and the humanities, as well as space migration, intelligence increase, life extension, UFOs, extraterrestrials, time travel, and psychokinesis.

Unusual personalities

These are individuals (or user-IDs) that are unusual for reasons other than being eccentric.

* B1FF (or BIFF) — well-known pseudonym and prototypical newbie on Usenet. Posts usually consisted of uppercase text containing many bangs ("!"), typos, "cute" misspellings, the use (and often misuse) of fragments of chat abbreviations, a long signature block, sometimes a doubled signature, and exaggerated naïveté. The BIFF pseudonym was originally created by Joe Talmadge, also the author of the infamous and much-copied "Flamer's Bible". The BIFF filter he wrote was later passed to Richard Sexton, who posted BIFFisms much more widely.

* The Internet Oracle (a.k.a. The Usenet Oracle) — collective effort at humor in a question-and-answer format, wherein a user sends a question to the Oracle via e-mail or the Internet Oracle website, which is then randomly sent to another user who has asked a previous question. This second user may then answer the question. Meanwhile, the original questioner is also sent a question which he may choose to answer. All exchanges are conducted through a central distribution system which also makes all users anonymous. A completed question-and-answer pair is called an "oracularity". Many exchanges make allusions to Zen koans, witty wordplay, and computer geek humor.

* Kibo — pseudonym of James Parry, who provided the basis for the formation of an entire newsgroup, alt.religion.kibology.

* Mark V Shaney — pseudonym of an automated program that used Markov chain logic to recombine the text of posts into nearly coherent posts.

*James D. Nicoll, science-fiction reviewer and retired game-store owner. As a Usenet personality, Nicoll is known for writing a widely quoted epigram on the English language, as well as for his contributions of concepts like the Nicoll-Dyson Laser and the "brain eater" to Usenet groups like rec.arts.sf.written and rec.arts.sf.fandom; and for his accounts of suffering a high number of accidents (known collectively as "Nicoll Events") recounted in these groups.

* Publius — an anonymous poster who, from 1994 to 1995, used the Penet remailer service to deliver cryptic messages to alt.music.pink-floyd. These posts revealed that an enigma had been hidden within Pink Floyd's "The Division Bell", and Publius called upon fans to find the solution. Although the remailer service was shut down in 1995 and Publius has not been heard from since, the puzzle and the prize for solving it were acknowledged by Floyd's drummer, Nick Mason, at a book signing in 2005. The Publius Enigma has never been officially solved. [http://www.pinkfloydz.com/insideouttour.htm]

References

See also

* Conspiracy theory
* Crackpot index
* Crank
* Eccentricity
* Godwin's Law
* List of Internet phenomena
* Net legends
* Newsgroup spam
* Paranoia

External links

* [http://www.killfile.org/~tskirvin/faqs/legends/ net.legends FAQ (Noticeable Phenomena Of UseNet)] , a list of interesting people and things on Usenet.