Thumb Wars

Infobox Film
name = Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle


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director = Steve Oedekerk
producer = Steve Oedekerk Tom Koranda Paul Marshal
writer = Steve Oedekerk
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starring =
music = Robert Folk
cinematography = Mike DePrez
editing = Mike DePrez
distributor = Icestorm Entertainment Image Entertainment (USA, DVD) Revolver Entertainment (UK)
released = 1999
runtime = 29 minutes
country = flagicon|USA USA
language = English
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website = http://www.oentertainment.com/InsaneO/Thumbs/thumbwars/
amg_id = 251553
imdb_id = 0206341

"Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle" is a 1999 short film directed by Steve Oedekerk. Using dressed up and coifed thumbs as puppets — Oedekerk created a spoof of the space drama Star Wars with characters such as Loke Groundrunner (parody of Luke Skywalker), Princess Bunhead (parody of Princess Leia), Oobedoob "Scoobi-doobi" Benubi (parody of Obi-wan Kenobi), Hand Duet (parody of Han Solo), Crunchaka/Crunchy (parody of Chewbacca/Chewy), Beeboobeep (parody of R2-D2), Prissypeo (parody of C-3PO), Black Helmet Man (parody of Darth Vader) and Jabba the Butt (parody of Jabba the Hutt). Thumb Wars debuted on American television May 18, 1999, on UPN. It had its cable premiere on Cartoon Network on October 2, 2008 to promote the Clone Wars series that premiered the next day. The TV version provided a trimmed down version of the film.

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The 29-minute film opens with a parody of "Star Wars"' "A long time ago..." phrase: "If there were thumbs in space and they were mad at each other there would be... THUMB WARS."

The film then cuts to rolling text flying into the distance, as in Star Wars: "It is a time of great unrest in the Universe. Using the nail side of the power of the Thumb, the Evil Thumbpire has taken a stronghold in the Sacul region of the Egroeg sector." (Sacul and Egroeg are backwards references to Star Wars series creator George Lucas.) "The Thumbellion Resistance Fighters have retreated to a hidden base. The Thumbpire is constructing a big dangerous weapon thing with enough fire power to blow stuff up. If the Thumbellion can destroy the big dangerous weapon thing, they will live and the good side of the thumb will reign. If they don't there can be no sequels. No sequels means no merchandising, no fan clubs, no freaky guys at conventions that have way too much free time and no clear desire to date girls. Victory is imperative!"

Opening scenes depict the Black Helmet Man capturing Princess Bunhead and killing Thumbellion soldiers. On the surface of the planet below, Loke Groundrunner whines to his aunt and uncle about wanting to be of use to someone. His uncle consoles him. "Well you're plenty useful here Loke. The harvest is soon and you'll be getting help! I bought a couple of digits (droids) today from the freaky little hooded creatures (Jawas). The big one is sort of effeminate and annoying, and I think the little one has an amputee inside!" Loke runs off in a huff and meets up with Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi. At Oobedoob's place, they view a hologram of Princess Bunhead. She informs them that Black Helmet Man is building a "big, dangerous weapon thing" and that she needs their help. Loke and Oobedoob look up her holographic dress. After they viewed the message, they came back to Loke's house to find that his uncle Soondead and aunt Gonna Biteit have been 'clipped' by Black Helmet Man's troops. Loke determines to go and fight this evil menace.

At the Cantina, Loke and Oobedoob meet up with Crunchy and Hand Duet. Referencing various Harrison Ford movie titles, Hand tells them, "A one armed man killed my wife "Sabrina", a "Working Girl". Now I'm a "Fugitive" and in "Clear and Present Danger". I should be "Presumed Innocent" but they're playing "Patriot Games" with me. "Raiders", "Regarding Henry", "Blade Runner", "Air Force One"..."

Loke and Oobedoob pay Hand and Crunchy in "girly giggles" at Hand's request. The group boards Hand's ship "Han's Hand" (a "Millennium Falcon" knock-off) and set off to save Princess Bunhead and the galaxy. They are caught in a tractor beam outside of the Death Thumb ( parody of the Death Star) which can spin planets until its residents get sick. Once on the space station, Oobedoob and Black Helmet Man engage in a final duel, which Oobedoob is tricked into losing. Princess Bunhead appears and says, "I escaped somehow. Let's go." The team, minus Oobedoob, flee. However, Oobedoob's voice can be heard in Loke's head saying that he is still there "in spirit."The group hides in an asteroid where Loke meets Master Puppet (a parody of Yoda.) Master Puppet agrees to train Loke in the ways of The Thumb. After a training session which Loke ends up failing miserably, Master Puppet caves in and dubs Loke a Thumb Master.

The group travels to the Thumbellion base to regroup for the final attack on the Death Thumb. They learn that there is a button on the station designed to blow the entire thing up, much to the confusion of Princess Bunhead. The Thumbellion fleet launches an attack on the station. This sets the stage for the final confrontation between Loke Groundrunner and Black Helmet Man atop Loke's Finger-wing Fighter. It is then that Black Helmet Man reveals: "Loke, I am your...MOTHER!" and throws his cape back to reveal a pink dress that he's been wearing. Loke responds by yelling, "Noooooooo!" until "Han's Hand" appears and knocks Black Helmet Man off into space.Oobedoob's voice is heard saying to use the ship's targeting system to target the button, as opposed to Oobedoob telling Loke the opposite; to use The Force. Loke fires a missile which hits the button and the giant thumb is destroyed.The last scene shows the cast at a 'Chili Cookoff', along with the ghost of Oobedoob and Master Puppet (An arm is seen holding Master Puppet). The film ends with a voiceover from Oobedoob: "The Thumb will be with you...always."

There is a running gag throughout the movie is that someone will ask Loke to touch tongues. It is first asked by Oobedoob to 'seal the training's beginning'. Next Master Puppet asks so to train Loke in the ways of the Thumb. Lastly, Loke is fighting Black Helmet Man aboard his flyer and Black helmet Man says to join the Nail side, and while many noises are heard, it is just hearable:

"Loke, join the Nail Side! Touch your tongue to mine to seal the switching!"

Releases

Thumb Wars was first released on VHS, and then again with additional features, including character bios, commentary, and a 'Gabba the Butt' interview, on DVD.

It is also available as part of the "Thumb Wars/Thumbtanic Double Feature" on DVD and UMD for the PlayStation Portable, released by O Entertainment and Image Entertainment. This disc features the two Thumbation filmettes Thumbtanic and Thumb Wars in that order. It also includes wraparound footage of The Thumbersons. Despite including the Cast Interviews from Thumbtanic and the Gabba the Butt interview and Character Bios from Thumb Wars, the film lacks the commentary available on the single-film releases.

ee also

*Thumbs!

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