Mr. Blackwell's Ten Worst Dressed Women - 2000s decade

Mr. Blackwells Ten Worst Dressed Women List|Ten Worst Dressed Women|2000s

The Ten Worst Dressed Women list is an awards presentation made by Mr. Blackwell in 1960. Since its creation he has released it in January of each year. It is covered by network television, newspapers, and news services worldwide.

Lists by year

2007

* 1. Victoria Beckham ("Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.")
* 2. Amy Winehouse ("Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below…she's part 50's car-hop horror.")
* 3. Mary Kate Olsen ("YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain…she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!")
* 4. Fergie ("Another style-free “Fergie” in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!")
* 5. Kelly Clarkson ("Her heavenly voice soars above the rest…but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of "Pro-Active” - but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!")
* 6. Eva Green ("Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!")
* 7. Avril Lavigne ("Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by…The house of Dracula!")
* 8. Jessica Simpson ("Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!")
* 9. Lindsay Lohan ("Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.")
* 10. Alison Arngrim ("Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers' Almanac.")

Blackwell added of perennial list-topper Britney Spears, "For those of you who were expecting to see Britney's name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was in appropriate [sic] at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her."

2006

* 1. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton (tie) ("Two peas in an overexposed pod! Style-free and fashion deprived... ladies and gentlemen, the 'SCREAMGIRLS' have arrived!")
* 2. Camilla Parker-Bowles ("The Duchess of Dowdy strikes again! In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a parakeet from the Jurassic age. A royal wreck.")
* 3. Lindsay Lohan ("Tragically trapped in fashion's fast lane…looks like Lindsay's ready to remake “Baby Jane.” From adorable to deplorable.")
* 4. Christina Aguilera ("La Diva Christina is a dazzling singer, But she puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer! All crass, no class!.")
* 5. Mariah Carey ("Mariah the fashion pariah has finally found her stylistic niche … let's crown her the Queen of Catastrophic Kitsch".)
* 6. Paula Abdul ("Wrapped in floral fiascos that grow moldier by the hour . . . She's a lumpy stem on a bumpy flower. A fallen fashion idol.")
* 7. Sharon Stone ("It's clear Sharon's misplaced her fashion gift - she looks like an over-the-hill Cruella de Vil - after a seismic shift!")
* 8. Tori Spelling ("All chills and no thrills - guess Tori's “Down and Out in Beverly Hills!” She's definitely under fashion duress - positive proof that More is really Less!")
* 9. Sandra Oh ("Oh, Sandra! Drowning in beads, bangles and prehistoric bows, she's layered lunacy - from toes to nose!")
* 10. Meryl Streep ("From Streep you could weep, her beauty of a career cannot be denied, but that beast of a wardrobe is pure mother of the bride.")

2005

* 1. Britney Spears ("When it comes to couture chaos, this tacky terror should take a bow. From the Princess of Pop to the ultimate fashion flop! An over-the-hill Lolita.")
* 2. Mary-Kate Olsen ("In bag lady rags that look depressingly decayed – forget the 'accessories' and buy some Raid.")
* 3. Jessica Simpson ("It's time to sack the stylist and divorce the 'designer,' she resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel -- slingin' hash in a Vegas diner!")
* 4. Eva Longoria ("Gorgeous face, garish taste ... what a waste.")
* 5. Mariah Carey ("The world applauds your musical emancipation, but please--leave that body to our imagination.")
* 6. Paris Hilton ("The Burger Queen Sensation may be very rich – but she still looks like yesterday's cheesecake... with a side of kitsch.")
* 7. Anna Nicole Smith ("Her Supreme Court battle proves every fashion 'dog' has their day - unless she's mistaken for 'Queen Kong.'")
* 8. Shakira ("Coiffure by Medusa... clothes by the Marquis De Sade.")
* 9. Lindsay Lohan ("The Teen Scream defines 'Fashion Fright' – looks like she's aged 30 years overnight.")
* 10. Renée Zellweger ("Runs the gamut from Kewpie doll dreck to Red Carpet wreck, she looks like a painted pumpkin – on a pogo stick.")

2004

* 1. Nicollette Sheridan ("In barely-there bombs, she's a taste-free pain. Let's crown her the tacky temptress of Wisteria Lane!")
* 2. Lindsay Lohan ("Overhyped and underdressed, What's happened to Lindsay? When it comes to fashion, she's in a schizophrenic frenzy!")
* 3. Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson (tie) ("From gaudy...to grim...to downright frenetic...these two prove that bad taste is positively genetic!")
* 4. Courtney Love ("Setting the decadent precedent was once her couture code - now she's Medusa stuck in a meltdown mode!")
* 5. Paris Hilton ("Paris' 'designer' is obviously on vacation -this is one Hilton that should be closed for renovation.")
* 6. Serena Williams ("Courting disaster with every style-free serve, black leather at the Open takes a lot of nerve! From the queen of tennis to fatal fashion menace — non-stop!")
* 7. Britney Spears ("What’s left to say about the new Mrs. Federline? A clothes encounter of the catastrophic kind.")
* 8. Paula Abdul ("Let’s face it: Perky Paula’s a paint-by-numbers fashion foul — she dresses with all the restraint of a revved-up Simon Cowell!")
* 9. Meryl Streep ("Forget Lemony Snicket — Streep packs the fashion punch of Jiminy Cricket! In dowdy glasses and lumpy tents, Meryl is "A Series of Unfortunate Events"!")
* 10. Anna Nicole Smith ("Looks like a rag doll trapped in a wind machine!")

2003

* 1. Paris Hilton ("Grab the blinders, here comes Paris, From cyber disgrace to red-carpet chills -- she's the vapid Venus of Beverly Hills!")
* 2. Madonna and Britney Spears (tie) ("So many tacky trends, so little time - please, will someone arrest the kissing cousins of couture crime?")
* 3. Shania Twain ("Buckled bombs and country-fried kitsch. Has Calamity Twain popped a stitch?")
* 4. Diane Keaton ("In prudish fashion pitfalls that bury her beauty, it could be Queen Victoria on jury duty! Dowdy, dumpy, and frumpy!")
* 5. Jessica Simpson ("Forget putting her stylist on suspension - just clean out that closet and hire a magician!")
* 6. Celine Dion ("Half sequined scarecrow, half gaudy acrobat. Is it Abe Lincoln in drag? I'll leave it at that!")
* 7. Missy Elliott ("Missy's experiencing a bling-bling take-over - time to lower the wattage and get a makeover!")
* 8. Melanie Griffith ("Melanie defines "fatal fashion folly", a botox'd cockatoo in a painting by Dali!")
* 9. Courtney Love ("The torrid temptress of fashion - "Rock Pack" is the undisputed queen of tack.")
* 10. Lara Flynn Boyle ("Sometimes a single fiasco is all it takes - that tutu terror was one of the all-time worst fashion mistakes! A beautiful face... but no taste... what a waste!")

2002

* 1. Anna Nicole Smith ("Anna's fashion follies are the worst of the year. Don't bother with a new designer, just hire a structural engineer.")
* 2. Kelly Osbourne ("A fright-wigged baby doll, stuck in a Goth prom gown & now we know what happened to Ozzy's hand-me-downs.")
* 3. Shakira ("Overwrought and underdressed, she always strikes a familiar pose & somebody should tell her those are probably Madonna's old clothes.")
* 4. Cameron Diaz ("Looks like she was dressed by a color-blind circus clown,& when it comes to fashion, it's chaos when Cameron's back in town.")
* 5. Princess Anne ("Her Royal Dowager Drag is dreary, drab and dour& wake up, Anne, you're getting worse by the hour.")
* 6. Anne Rice ("Her musty, dusty mausoleum wear redefines 'Queen of the Batcaves'. Anne looks like a cross between Queen Victoria and the vampire Lestat.")
* 7. Donatella Versace ("Resembles a flash-fried Venus, stuck in a Miami strip mall.")
* 8. Meg Ryan ("A total fashion wreck. Looks like a Swap-Meet Fashion Queen in Beverly Hills.")
* 9. Christina Aguilera ("Her barely-there bimbo bombs wouldn't cover a gnat. Let's just call her the 'Worst Undressed' and leave it at that.")
* 10. Pink ("Out of the blue, pops Pink, and I'm seeing red. Cartoon-colored proof that any fashion sanity for her is really dead.")

2001

* 1. Anne Robinson ("Harry Potter in drag.")
* 2. Britney Spears ("Britney's belly-baring bombs are a wacky-tacky display. She's rehashed Madonna...on a really bad day.")
* 3. Juliette Binoche ("A haute couture catastrophe.")
* 4. Destiny's Child ("Three peas in a peek-a-boo pod!")
* 5. Björk ("A pretentious fashion folly in a nightmare by Salvador Dalí!")
* 6. Princess Stéphanie ("Her wardrobe has the allure of nuclear waste...Sorry, no taste!")
* 7. Kate Hudson ("Looks like a cyclone victim from the OK Corral. It's fatal fashion weather!")
* 8. Camilla Parker-Bowles ("Packs the stylistic punch of a dilapidated Yorkshire pudding.")
* 9. Cameron Diaz ("Chaos in high heels, period!")
* 10. Gillian Anderson ("A grunge plunge...resembling an escape from a Bohemian barbecue.")

2000

* 1. Britney Spears ("Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill. Relax, help is on the way!")
* 2. Angelina Jolie ("Fashion, interrupted. Hit by a Gen-X gothic hex!")
* 3. Björk ("Looks like a fractured fashion fairy tale. Let's dub her "Alice in Blunderland".")
* 4. Madonna ("From ghetto glam to rhinestone cowgirl to Mrs. Guy Ritchie. Any way you label it, she's still just kitschy, kitschy, kitschy!")
* 5. Elizabeth Hurley ("Poor Liz: Her barely there fashion bombs have hit a sour note - a word of advice, buy a coat!")
* 6. Christina Aguilera ("Is she a boring and body-baring bungle--or just auditioning for "Sheena, Queen of the Jungle"?")
* 7. Laura Schlessinger ("When it comes down to fashion horror, no one does it better than Dr. Laura. A turtlenecked terror!")
* 8. Courtney Love ("When push comes to shove, no one's fashion is tackier and wackier then punky, funky Love!")
* 9. Mariah Carey ("Her X-rated baby doll disasters are laughably low-rent.")
* 10. Katherine Harris ("The pretty, brassy lassie from Tallahassee needs cosmetic direction - her paint-by-numbers make-up screams out for discretion! A recount please!")