Blood Diner

Infobox Film
name = Blood Diner


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caption = "First They Greet You... Then They Eat You"
director = Jackie Kong
producer = Lawrence Kasanoff, Jackie Kong, Jimmy Maslon, & Ellen Steloff
writer = Michael Sonye
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starring = Rick Burks Carl Crew Roger Dauer LaNette LaFrance Lisa Guggenheim
music = Don Preston
cinematography = Jurg Walther
editing = Thomas Meshelski & Marc Grimpe
distributor =
released = 1987
runtime = 88 Min.
country = USA
language = English
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gross =
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amg_id = 1:6101
imdb_id = 0092669

"Blood Diner" is a 1987 remake of the 1963 film Blood Feast. [ [http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rblooddiner.html Mutant Reviewers from Hell do "Blood Diner" ] ] [ [http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/Reviews/A-D/blood_diner.html Blood Diner ] ]

Plot

Blood Diner is a dark comedy/horror about two brothers, Michael Tutman (Rick Burks) and George Tutman (Carl Crew) becoming brainwashed by their serial killer uncle Anwar Tutman (Drew Goddars), into completing his task of resurrecting the Lumerian goddess Sheetar. To do this, the brothers must collect different body parts from many immoral women, stitch them together, and then call forth the goddess at a "blood buffet" with a virgin to sacrifice ready for her to eat. Meanwhile, two mismatched detectives work together to track them down before more carnage can ensue. For some reason, a man named Horatio Titus is a health food expert and is actually a 400 pound redneck. He promptly throws up in the diner.

Cast

Michael Tutman........Rick Burks
George Tutman........Carl Crew
Sheba Jackson........LaNette LaFrance
Mark Shepard........Roger Dauer
Connie Stanton........Lisa Guggenheim
Chief Miller........Max Morris
Little Michael........Roxanne Cybelle
Little George........Sir Rodenheaver
Anwar Namtut........Drew Goddars
Sheetar/Bitsy........Tanya Papanicolas
Vitamin........Michael Barton
Little Jimmy Hitler........John Barton Shields
Peggy........Effie Bilbrey
Babs........Karen Hazelwood
Stan Saldin........Bob Loya

References

External links

*imdb title|id=0092669|title=Blood Diner
* [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/blood_diner/ Blood Diner] at Rotten Tomatoes