- Fatty McButterpants
Infobox Television episode
Title = Fatty McButterpants
Series =The King of Queens
Season = 3
Episode = 3
Writer = Cathy Yuspa, Josh Goldsmith
Director = Rob Schiller
Production = 303
Airdate =October 16 ,2000
Episode list = List of "The King of Queens" episodes
Prev = Roast Chicken
Next =Class Struggle "Fatty McButterpants" is the third episode of the third season of the sitcom "
The King of Queens ". It was aired onCBS onOctober 16 ,2000 .Plot
Doug is offended that Carrie wants him to lose weight, so he vows to lose 30 pounds. In the process, Doug gives Carrie a remark that she wears too much make up to settle the score.
Ratings
This episode is one of the highest rated episodes of the King of Queens.
Quotes
Carrie: Of course I still love you. I love you no matter what. Doug: What does that mean, "no matter what?" Carrie: Nothing, just that I love you. Doug: No. "No matter what" means you love me even though I have some sort of problem, like no job, or no money, or BIGGIE CAN'T FIT THROUGH DOORWAY!
Carrie: All right, maybe you are a little bit...big.
Arthur: Why is this even a discussion? The man is gargantuan!
Doug: Look at this, you can actually see me gaining weight. "(flipping through the photo album like an animated flipbook)" Watch this...and...there goes my neck.
Doug: Oh, my God, I'm fatter than the Skipper.
Carrie: Well...I guess it wouldn't...kill me...if you lost a little weight--
Doug: Aha! And how much weight would it not kill you for me to lose?
Carrie: I don't know, fifty pounds--
Doug "(hurt and offended):" "FIFTY?"
Carrie "(defensively)" All right, less! Whatever, you made me say it!
Doug: I can't believe you said "fifty!"
Carrie: Somebody called you "Fatty McButterpants"?
Doug: On line at the bank yesterday, yeah.
Carrie: And it took seeing the "Big and Tall" bag to push you over the edge?
Doug: Don't work out with my milk, okay?
Doug: I'm Fatty McEvilpants.External links
* [http://www.tv.com/the-king-of-queens/fatty-mcbutterpants/episode/11995/summary.html?tag=ep_list;ep_title;2 Episode information at TV.com]
* [http://imdb.com/title/tt0620068/ Episode information at imdb]
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