Patrick Cremin

Patrick Cremin is a Australian actor/artist who is best known for playing Crem Crem "Families", Crem Crem in "EastEnders" and he has made appearances in "The BBG Machine", "Maniac Cop 3", "The Mighty Boosh (TV series)","Heartbeat", "Silent Witness", "Bad Girls" and "Casualty".

Patrick Cremin also travelled the globe searching for a cure for the ebola virus in which he BBG'ed(bowling ball gripped) the countries near the tropic of cancer his stint on small time tv only increased his popualrity in south east asia and as a result he has a huge cult following in Papua New Guinea alongside Huey Lewis and The News and The Misfits.

Patrick Cremin is only surpassed by his much more famous counterpart from Australia who is the king of the bbg and owns the rights to various cooking shows on the ABC broudcasting network

In more recent times Patrick has brought the Cremin name onto the popular professional ice skating scene where his skills are only rivaled by Hanz Zimmerkoff, the German expressionist skater,and Bob Labowski an American Truck enthusiast who shows flair and determination on the ice.

On the 21st of August 2008 Patrick Cremin was awarded the medal of the Purple Heart Companion Group for his efforts in the South African Civil War. He was left a paraplegic for more than 1 year and then went through extreme surgery that changed the bone structure of his body from bone to enforced carbon steel. He can now leap buildings and eat glass. This first in medical history went down in the record books as the longest time somebody has been under the knife taking approximately three weeks to finish. Today after receiving his medal Patrick Lives in his home of Mount Kakakaka shuddmatooka on the West coast of Papua New Guinea. He owns thre dogs, a turtle and a whale which eats cat food.