Toy Meets Girl

Infobox Television episode
Title = Toy Meets Girl
Series = Robot Chicken


Caption = TiVo may not be your friend
Season = 1
Episode = 11
Airdate = May 1 2005
Production = 114
Writer = Mike Fasolo
Doug Goldstein
Seth Green
Pat McCallum
Tom Root
Matthew Senreich
Director = Matthew Senreich
Guests =
Episode list = List of Robot Chicken episodes
Prev = Badunkadunk
Next = Midnight Snack

"Toy Meets Girl" is the eleventh episode of the first season of Robot Chicken.

List of Skits

No Tee Pee

A man is stranded in a public restroom without any toilet paper.

Watching You

A little boy, dressed up like a girl, confronts his father saying, "I learned it from watching you!"

:* This segment parodies an anti-drug Public Service Announcement.:* There is a Green Bay Packers football flag on the wall.

Shatner's Toupee

While William Shatner sleeps, his toupee leads a double life as an international secret agent.

Shazam!

A little boy tries the Shazam transformation, but the lightning bolt simply blows him to pieces.

Sam Leaps Into Paris

Sam from Quantum Leap, after reuniting a boy with his puppy, "leaps" into his next adventure... This time he's dressed in a skimpy black bra and panties, holding a video camera - and when he looks into a mirror, he discovers he's now Paris Hilton.

* This segment refers to the Paris Hilton Sex Scandal.

Billy's Questions

A teacher tells her class "There's no such thing as stupid questions" but adds on "except for Billy's questions" when she notices his hand raised.

Can We Handle the Truth?

Todd, just after telling his buddies he doesn't believe in the "whole Heaven and Hell thing" is run over by a bus. Todd finds out that heaven does exist. There's a few problems though, as the FAA is now allowing jets to fly through heaven's clouds. Upon reuniting with his grandma, his pedophile uncle Steve also appears. When Todd asks why he was let into heaven, Uncle Steve says that he and other people were into the stuff that the priests were into himself.

As Todd walks through heaven, he encounters John Wayne Gacy (who repented in prison and arrived in heaven), a crusader (who killed hundreds in the name of God), and even Adolf Hitler (who states "I'm just as surprised as you are" about being in Heaven). Todd confronts an archangel asking about the hipocracy in heaven (like Uncle Steve being in heaven and the serial killer getting in because he repented). The archangel stated that if he's going to complain about it, he can always send Todd back. Todd allows the archangel to do that. When Todd's friends were descibing the incident to the policeman that arrived at the scene of the hit-and-run. Todd re-inhabits his mangled body only until a disgusted policeman shoots the hideously mangled body again. One of Todd's friends and the policeman considered that ironic.

Newspaper in the Kisser

That paperboy has very precise aim - straight to the head!

Sam Leaps Into Paris (Part 2)

Sam is still trying to do his "good deed" to get out of Paris' predicament.

Big Trouble

Kurt Russell does some shopping for china.

:*This segment refers to the film Big Trouble in Little China

Love You TiVo

The downside of TiVo - a new Tivo owner loses his friends, his job... and finally the TiVo logo comes to life, leaves the TV and beats up the man's mother, who is trying to separate him from his new addiction.

:* Each time the TV screen is visible, we see a clip from The Incredible Adventures of the Olsen Twins, which had been produced but had yet to air.

It's Not a Tumor

Arnold Schwarzenegger is told by doctor, referring to a head x-ray that it's not a tumor.

:*This segment refers to the film Kindergarten Cop.

The Diary of Anne Frank

Hilary Duff's new film combines history and vacuous teen melodrama in an "updated" "The Diary of Anne Frank."

* This segment parodies the antics of the film "Home Alone".
* The ending with an animated Hillary Duff makes fun of her Disney Channel sitcom "Lizzie McGuire."
* The score is a parody of one of Hillary Duff's songs, "Come Clean".
* Hillary Duff and Chad Michael Murray had previously worked together in "A Cinderella Story". Trailers for that movie also used "Come Clean" as score.
* When writing in her diary, the real-life Anne Frank would always begin, "Dear Kitty".

Baby in the Bulldozer

A woman reminds a man not to put the baby in the front-loader of a bulldozer.

West Nile Virus Rules

Two mosquitos, supping on some blood, comment that West Nile Virus rules.

Where Are They Now?

The fates of the greatest action figure toy lines of the past are exposed in "Where Are They Now?" with host Michael Moore. Here are the fates of the show characters below:

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

* Skeletor committed suicide by jumping off a bridge.
* Man-At-Arms was killed in a hail of Crips gunfire on the streets of South Los Angeles.
* Beast Man is currently dodging child support payments while living under an assumed name in Akron, Ohio.
* Trap-Jaw is now a South Dakota state senator.
* He Man is now a mall cop and is also very short.

ThunderCats

* Lion-O, once a male stripper before being a TunderCat, is now a near-40 unemployed construction worker, living like trailer trash. Cheetara is his drunken 'significant other'.
* Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living died of testicular cancer.
* Panthro is serving ten years in prison for selling junk bonds to senior citizens and then eating them.
* Snarf and Shipwreck are grabbed by the Chinese Restaurant Guy which is a recurring gag.

Transformers

Soundwave the Transformer is now a port-a-potty.

G.I. Joe

The entire Cobra Commnader organization lost interest in their goal for global domination.
* Destro is now a used car seller.
* Cobra Commander is hawking clothing on a Home Shopping Network-type channel.

Other Facts

:* Skeletor, Man-At-Arms, Beast-Man, Trap-Jaw and Prince Adam are from TV's Masters of the Universe.:* Lion-O, Panthro, Snarf and Cheetara are from TV's Thundercats.:* Panthro is incarcerated in prison cell #1138, a nod to the film THX 1138.:* Soundwave is from TV's Transformers.:* Destro, Cobra Commander, and Shipwreck are from TV's G.I. Joe.:* She-Ra is from TV's . :* Lion-O's trailer set was reused from the Kill Bunny segment.:* Destro being a used car salesman is ironic considering that Cobra Commander used to be a used car salesman in the old Marvel comics series. :* Prince Adam has a completely different voice then he does in Eternia News Network from Badunkadunk, just one episode earlier. :*The guard outside Panthro's prison cell is Erik Estrada from CHiPs.

Micheal Moore says that we should treat them with respect, while he is being serviced by She-Ra.

Cast / Voice actors

* Alex Borstein - French Lady, Mom
* Seth Green - Anne Frank's Dad, Announcer, Todd, Grandma, Knight, Cobra Commander, Destro, Doctor, Chad Michael Murray, Michael Moore, Nazis, Son, Thug #2
* Ashton Kutcher - TiVo User
* Jordan Ladd - Teacher
* Seth MacFarlane - Lion-O
* Breckin Meyer - Shipwreck, Uncle Steve
* Chad Morgan - Hillary Duff as Anne Frank
* Adam Talbott - Archangel, Prince Adam/He-Man
* Fred Tatasciore - William Shatner, Adolf Hitler
* Victor Yerrid - Serial Killer, Boss

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References & External links

* [http://www.robotchicken.org/Toy_Meets_Girl Robot Chicken Wiki]
* [http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html Adult Swim]
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