Lt. Fairfax and Lt. Carstairs

'Allo 'Allo! character
name=RAF Flying Officer Gavin Fairfax


nationality=Flagicon|United Kingdom British
occupation=Flying Officer
start=
finish= René of the Gypsies; though guest appeared in A Winkle in Time
portrayed=John D. Collins, 'Allo 'Allo! character
name=RAF Flying Officer "Bumbly" Carstairs


nationality=Flagicon|United Kingdom British
occupation=Flying Officer
start=
finish= René of the Gypsies; though guest appeared in A Winkle in Time
portrayed=Nicholas Frankau

RAF Flying Officers Fairfax and Carstairs are fictional characters in the BBC sitcom "'Allo 'Allo!", which ran from 1982 to 1992. They were portrayed by the actors John D. Collins and Nicholas Frankau, respectively.

In the programme's pilot episode (no pun intended) it was told that they had been shot down. They were later found by the Resistance, who forced René Artois (the owner of Café René) to keep them in hiding after the owner of their previous safe house had been shot. There were many failed attempts by the Resistance to get the pilots back to England and they had to remain in hiding throughout the entire show.

Often they would hide in a secret compartment under the bar or in a wardrobe in the bedroom of Rene's mother-in-law. It was under "her" bed that the pilots hid a wireless radio and the bedknobs would flash whenever there was an incoming signal, much to the old lady's discomfort. Usually, when their hiding place was opened, they would say with a very British accent, 'Hello!' and then they would answer the wireless or do whatever else they needed to do. As they couldn't speak French, their oft-heard phrase of "What did he/she say?" became a running gag. This phrase often followed enthusiastic head-nodding at what the French characters were saying, as the pilots pretended to understand. They could communicate only with Michelle of the Resistance (and later with British Intelligence Agent "officer" Crabtree), who fortunately could speak fluent English.

One of their many bizarre French disguises involved them being draped in onions. Once, when cycling along the road dressed as French onion-sellers, the two were aware that everyone was regarding them in a puzzled manner. They eventually realised that they were riding on the British, i.e. the 'wrong', side of the road!

Fairfax's first name is Gavin and it is possible that Carstair's first name is "Bumbly". In the episode , Fairfax talks to his mother on the radio and says:

:"It's me, Gavin ... I'm with Bumbly Carstairs..."

It is unknown whether "Bumbly" is his first name or just a nickname. However, it is probable that it is his real name, since Fairfax's mother is heard talking to a friend saying:

:"He's with Bumbly in France..."

seeming as if she knows Carstairs but would not mention him to her friends using a nickname.

Fairfax has a girlfriend back home called Daphne who occasionally passes message via the wireless, usually ending in 'Yours Faithfully, Daphne'. It is insinuated that she is having an affair with his commanding officer 'Randy' Hargreaves, but he appears too simple to work it out

They both made a brief appearance in The Return of 'Allo 'Allo! (hiding under the bar).