Toyz in the Hood

Infobox Television episode
Title =Toyz In The Hood
Series = Robot Chicken


Caption = Mr. Rogers deals with a stage hand.
Season = 1
Episode = 5
Airdate = March 20, 2005
Production = 110
Writer =Mike Fasolo
Doug Goldstein
Seth Green
Pat McCallum
Tom Root
Matthew Senreich
Director =Matthew Senreich
Guests =
Episode list = List of Robot Chicken episodes
Prev = Plastic Buffet
Next = Vegetable Funfest

"Toyz In The Hood" is the fifth episode of the TV series "Robot Chicken". It first aired on March 20, 2005. The title is a reference to the movie Boyz N The Hood, and was one of the sixty working titles of Robot Chicken. [http://www.iheartrobotchicken.com/VERSION2.0/about.html]

ketches

Opening

A monkey, similar in looks to Diddy Kong, rides a dog, wielding a lasso.

Fatty Sundae

A morbidly obese man is sitting at a restaurant table while trying to reach for his sundae, which is just inches away.

Teeth, Fairies, Boose and Murder...

The tooth fairy enters a little boy's room with a quarter to exchange for a tooth. Suddenly, a fight occurs outside his room where the boy's mother catches his father cheating, waking up the boy. The father murders his wife, and then the tooth fairy goes to confront the father and kills him. The fairy goes back to the boy, hands him his quarter, and tells him, "You be good now."

Alternate ending 1

Instead of the tooth fairy killing the father, the father kills the tooth fairy. Then he goes to the boy with a bloody shirt telling him to pack his stuff because they are going to have a vacation in Disneyland. When the boy asks if his mom is coming, the father just replies "Disneyland!"'

Alternate ending 2

The father kills the tooth fairy just as the police are arriving to the scene. The father refuses to drop his weapon because he killed the tooth fairy, and "you know when I drop a fairy, I'm just gettin' started, motherfucker!". He shoots at the police, who then shoot back. The father is taken by the police and the boy is left alone in his house. A moment later, a band, the tooth fairy, the boy's father, a Hawaiian dancer, and a man in a suit enter his room, give the boy a check, and tell him that this is "the darkest sketch in television history" and chant "darkest sketch darkest sketch" to the Robot Chicken ending theme.

Guy jumping over car

A teenage boy jumps over a car coming right at him, looks at his friends telling them "Did you see that?" Then another car drives over him while he is not watching the road.

Catch That Nuts!

A man proposes to his girlfriend, who then sneezes onto him.

The Last Straw

A zombie is carrying a human head, grunting. Then, he takes a large straw, puts it in the head, and drinks from it.

Immature Pilots

An airplane is entering turbulence and the captain lets everyone know it's okay. A woman on her first flight is sitting next to a frequent flyer who lets her know that turbulence is normal. Then the captain comes on the PA again complaining that the co-pilot wont stop touching his steering wheel. The co-pilot comes on to argue that the wheel belongs to the airline, and he can touch it whenever he wants. The passengers start to worry, and the plane starts to lose control and plummets to the ground. Over the chaos, either the pilot or the co-pilot can be heard saying "stop hitting yourself" over and over.

Clown in Jail

A clown in costume is laughing, then jail bars slide shut in front of him, implying that the clown was thrown in jail.

Plane Crash (Immature Pilots part 2)

A boy asks a chicken why he crossed the road the chicken says yes but before the chicken could answer the question the plane from the "Immature Pilots" sketch crashes into a barn behind them killing them.

Supervillains in traffic

Four villains (Skeletor, Cobra Commander, Mumm-ra and Lex Luthor) are stuck in traffic late for work. Skeletor who is driving, to the passenger protest, lets other cars by as a "common courtesy". Cobra Commander is annoyed by a mini-van in front of them. He sees they have an honor student at Fancher Elementary. He pulls out a voice recorder and says "Note to self: Blow up Fancher Elementary School!!" Lex Luthor, in the backseat, gets annoyed at two kids making faces and a sign saying "You smell" at him from a car next to them. He takes a gun and shoots their tires out, though Mumm-ra the says "You missed the kids.". Other annoyances in traffic include Skeletor farting while the windows are locked ("behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!") superheroes jeering them from another lane and not being able to get over. After finally arriving at the parking lot, their space is taken by the superheroes, and Luthor tries to teleport to work, but ends up in the car with the annoying kids. When they recognize him, they start calling him names.

ports Bar Birthday Party

A man and his friend are in a sports bar when the staff crowd around them and sing a birthday song. His friend pushes birthday cake to him, and he punches his friend in the face.

Bloopers

A spoof off of the TV show of the same name. The first blooper is from The Today Show showing the host trying to read a news report as Spider-Man, Tarzan, and Al Roker dressed up as Tarzan swing into the window behind the news desk. The host of Bloopers comments this by saying "Someone get the Windex!" The next blooper was from Mister Rogers Neighborhood, when Mr. Rogers gets electrocuted off the trolley tracks and gets someone to help fix it, saying that the trolley tracks are too close to a lake. Mr. Rogers then dumps the man's head into the lake, telling everyone the problem is getting fixed. The next one the host claims is "The greatest blooper of all time!" It is a clip from a fake news program saying that Al Gore took the state of Florida and won the 2000 election. Everyone is celebrating when it cuts back to the studio and the host says "Oops!" Then a clip from is shown, with a coroner opening a body filled with toy snakes. He freaks out, and accidentally cuts himself on the knife. Another CSI clip shows a crime scene with a guy playing a dead body farting in the background, causing the investigators to crack up. Then some bloopers from sporting events are shown, including mascots beating up players, a pole vaulter being impaled by his pole, and people being thrown off stands, accompanied by music resembling John Fogerty's baseball-themed song, "Centerfield". The sketch, and the show, ends with the host overdosing on alcohol and prescription drugs.

Cast

* Erika Christensen - Mom
* Donald Faison - Lex Luthor, Mumm-Ra
* Seth Green - Child, Cobra Commander, Dad, Fat Man, Pilot, Fred Rogers
* Scarlett Johansson - Tooth Fairy
* Jamie Kaler - Bloopers! Host, Co-Pilot, Dr. Al Robbins
* Breckin Meyer - Man, Reporter
* Dan Milano - Skeletor
* Chad Morgan - Katie Couric, Woman

toop!d Monkey

The monkey is sticking one hand into a blender while turning it on with the other. [http://www.robotchicken.info/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=Stoop%21d_Monkey&id=Stoop_d_Monkey_Toyz_in_the_Hood]

External links

* [http://www.iheartrobotchicken.com/VERSION2.0/episodes.html I Heart Robot Chicken-Episode guide]
* [http://www.robotchicken.org/Toyz_in_the_Hood Robot Chicken Wiki]
* [http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html Adult Swim]
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