The Tangled Web

Infobox UK Television Episode
Title = The Tangled Web
Series name = Yes, Prime Minister


Caption = Episode title card
Series no = 2
Episode = 8
Airdate = 28 January 1988
Writer = Antony Jay
Jonathan Lynn
Producer = Sydney Lotterby
Director =
Guests = Ludovic Kennedy
Episode list = List of "Yes Minister" and "Yes, Prime Minister" episodes
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"The Tangled Web" is the sixteenth and final episode of the BBC comedy series "Yes, Prime Minister" and was first broadcast 28 January 1988.

Plot

Sir Humphrey Appleby criticises Bernard over an answer given by Jim Hacker during Prime Minister's Questions. It seems that the PM denied authorising the bugging of an MP's telephone, and the question was not referred to Sir Humphrey beforehand.

The pair go to see the Prime Minister in the Cabinet Room, where he is cock-a-hoop over his recent performance in the House of Commons. He insists that the two civil servants hear a verbatim report of PMQs and Sir Humphrey finds it difficult to interrupt. However, he eventually brings Hacker down to earth with typical verbiage, which he translates. The PM has lied to Parliament — the ultimate political sin. The MP, whose name is Hugh Halifax, was indeed the subject of government surveillance up until a few minutes ago, and Hacker wishes to know why he wasn't informed. Sir Humphrey tells him that there are some things that he doesn't need to know. When Hacker protests that he has a right to be aware of everything, the Cabinet Secretary explains that nobody willingly conceals anything from him; however, decisions are occasionally taken "not to reveal" information, which apparently makes all the difference.

Sir Humphrey receives an invitation to appear before a House of Commons Privileges Committee to answer the allegations concerning Hugh Halifax. He confesses to Bernard than even he is at a loss to know how to proceed. Then, over a sherry, he tells Bernard that he is to participate in a documentary on BBC Radio 3 about the structure of government. Bernard is mildly shocked that someone who is supposed to be "faceless" is making a media appearance, but as Sir Humphrey reminds him, "They don't show your face on radio." Although permission from the PM is required, Bernard doesn't feel that this will pose a problem, as hardly anyone listens to Radio 3.

Sometime later, Sir Humphrey joins Hacker in the Cabinet Room. It is the day of his interview, and as he hasn't had much experience of actually answering questions (having devoted his entire career to evading them), the PM gives him some schooling in dealing with the media, in particular, the politician's method of handling a difficult interview. Sir Humphrey then turns to his committee appearance and Hacker asks him to confirm what he said in the House. However, the mandarin states his loyalty to "the truth", and "will not become involved in some shabby cover-up."

Sir Humphrey records his radio programme, but is sufficiently verbose that the interviewer, Ludovic Kennedy, cannot obtain any precise answers. Afterwards, they continue to chat off the record, and Kennedy asks him why he couldn't have said more about unemployment. Sir Humphrey now obliges him and gives a full and frank personal opinion on how joblessness could be halved by cutting benefits and compelling the 'so-called' unemployed to accept offers of work, thereby removing them from the register "before you could say 'parasite'." However, the interview tape is still running…

Sir Humphrey is sent a copy of the tape along with a note from the BBC. He is anxious that Bernard should hear his interview, but the tape only contains the 'off the record' comments and Sir Humphrey is aghast. Bernard is similarly astounded that his master could be so indiscreet. Sir Humphrey is mortified and doesn't know what to do. He instructs Bernard that no mention must be made of it.

However, Bernard goes to see the PM. The Principal Private Secretary has been to see the BBC producer of Sir Humphrey's programme and, as they were old friends from Oxford, managed to procure the original tape. In confidence, he tells Hacker of Sir Humphrey's gaffe and gives him the tape, which the PM looks on as manna from heaven. Bernard also has a copy on portable cassette, and the PM invites Sir Humphrey in to hear it.

As Sir Humphrey's thoughts are played aloud for all to hear, the Cabinet Secretary is reduced to a gibbering wreck. Hacker can't believe that the words on the tape belong to the mandarin and Sir Humphrey vainly tries to pass it off as an impression by Mike Yarwood. The PM reveals that the master tape is in his possession and it will remain so until Sir Humphrey has appeared before the Privileges Committee. The civil servant has now no choice but to support Hacker's House of Commons statement.

Episode cast

Quote

cquote2|Sir Humphrey: Well perhaps you could advise me, Prime Minister, particularly if the questions are aggressive.
Hacker: Oh, the more aggressive the better. That puts the listeners on your side.
Sir Humphrey: Nonetheless I may have to answer them.
Hacker: Why? You never answered my questions.
Sir Humphrey: No, no, no. That's different, Prime Minister. Ludovic Kennedy might ask me some "perceptive" questions.