Panbrdian theory

Panbrdian theory is a humorous theory partially spread between Czech Tramps.
#Because the word "Brdo" means in old Czech language "hill with forest", the Brdy mountains (in middle Bohemia) are de-facto everywhere. Some forestless mountains like the Himalaya or the Alps are only foothills.
#Because the main river of Brdy is the Litavka, it means the rivers Berounka, Vltava and Labe are its inflows, and this big river flows to the Litavka Ocean.Some towns, like Ústí nad Labem will be renamed to "Ústí nad Litavkou", in some transitional time will it's name be "Ústí nad L."