Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights

Infobox Television
show_name = Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights


caption =
format = Sitcom
picture_format = 16:9
runtime = 30 minutes (inc. adverts)
creator = Peter Kay Dave Spikey
starring = Peter Kay Dave Spikey Neil Fitzmaurice Patrick McGuinness Steve Edge Toby Foster Archie Kelly Janice Connolly Bea Kelley Justin Moorhouse Daniel Kitson Ted Robbins
channel = Channel 4
first_aired = 14 January, 2001
last_aired = 12 September, 2002
num_series = 2
num_episodes = 12
country = UK
producer =
preceded_by = That Peter Kay Thing
followed_by = Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere
imdb_id =

"Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights" is a BAFTA-nominated British sitcom about The Phoenix Club, a working men's club in the northern English town of Bolton, Greater Manchester, England. The show is written by Neil Fitzmaurice, Peter Kay and Dave Spikey, produced by Goodnight Vienna Productions and Ovation Entertainments, and was broadcast on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom. All the music was written by Toni Baker & Peter Kay. Two series have been produced, which were first transmitted in 2001 and 2002. The show is a spin-off from the spoof documentary series "That Peter Kay Thing", and in turn gave rise to the spin-off "Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere". It won the People's Choice Award at the 2002 British Comedy Awards, and was nominated for several others. Kay is also its star (in multiple roles) and directed the second series. In September 2006, Peter Kay co-presented Edith Bowman's show on BBC Radio 1 and revealed that a third series of "Phoenix Nights" has been written, but it is unknown when the series will be filmed. On 8 May 2007, another announcement by Kay was made promising another series will be made. On 18 January 2008 Dave Spikey shrugged off rumours of another full series of Phoenix Nights being made but said that a Christmas special for the end of 2008 is more likely than not. [ [http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007210189,00.html The Sun Newspaper] ]

Characters

For full list see: "Characters in Phoenix Nights"

The owner of The Phoenix Club is the wheelchair user Brian Potter (played by Peter Kay), who has presided over two clubs in the past: the first (The Aquarius) flooded, the second (The Neptune) burned down. His ambition (with the help of Jerry St Clair) is to see The Phoenix Club become the most popular in Bolton and thus outdo his arch-nemesis, Den Perry (Ted Robbins). Perry is the owner of rival club The Banana Grove.

Episode guide

eries 1, Episode 1

The first series begins with the opening day of Brian Potter's new club, the Phoenix. With "TV's own Roy Walker" opening the club that night, Brian wants everything to be perfect. But a power cut that leaves the club in the dark, the theft of the bingo machine, a Nazi arcade machine, Max the doorman injuring himself and a racist folk band soon ruin everything.

eries 1, Episode 2

Episode 2 sees the new DJ, Ray Von accidentally killing The Captain with a faulty smoke machine. Things go from bad to worse when two men in overalls walk in off the street and steal the television set, with all of the staff doing nothing about it, except for Kenny Senior who kindly hands them the remote control. A warped Snooker table is replaced by a bucking bronco, which leads to a Wild West Night being held, it is a huge success, until Jerry's blatantly rigged shoot out between Lancashire and Yorkshire gets violent and a drunken horse tries to have sex with the bucking bronco.

eries 1, Episode 3

Jerry St. Clair has booked out a psychic for the club, who comes highly recommended by Den Perry, with Jerry oblivious to the fact that Den Perry wants the Phoenix Club shut down. Brian and Jerry then have to attend a fire safety with Keith Lard (from That Peter Kay Thing), who is known to 'interfere' with dogs, despite being cleared of all charges. After the meeting, Jerry and Brian rush back to the club before Keith inspects it, but a run in with the police delays them and Keith shuts the club down for being unsafe. Brian, never a quitter, gets Ray Von to photoshop Keith Lard's head onto a picture of a semi-nude man with a dog so that the club is re-opened, but the event they re-open for, the psychic night, forces Brian to refund all of his guests after the psychic (who's appearance and vocal mannerisms parody UK television psychic Derek Acorah) tells a bit more about the future than the guests would like.

eries 1, Episode 4

It's 'Singles Night' at the Phoenix club, and the club's house band, Les Alanos, and doormen Max and Paddy are all looking. Brian is the most successful though, when he accidentally runs over a woman's feet before buying her a drink and talking the night away. Throughout the episode, their relationship progresses, until she (Beverley) reveals to Brian that she is actually investigating him for fraudulent disability claims. Elsewhere, Paddy strikes up a relationship with Holy Mary's daughter Mary.

eries 1, Episode 5

This episode starts with Jerry in the hospital for his illness, before Brian argues with Jerry's decision to host an alternative comedy night, the comedy night turns out to be a disaster, with none of the entrants being good at all, at the end of it all, Jerry has a heated confrontation with some students who have disliked the show, until one of them threatens to hit him and all of the staff stick up for Jerry. Elsewhere, Ray Von hosts a Robot Wars tournament, which is won by Max and Paddy, who are using a robot built by Ray, who has a penchant for electrics. At the end of the episode, a man called Dougie offers Jerry a cruise.

eries 1, Episode 6

The episode starts with Jerry getting an all clear, however Brian tells him to keep pretending to be ill because the club got the rights to host TalentTrek because of Jerry's illness. Tensions boil when Brian has to hire a Right Said Fred tribute band called 'Right Said Frank' for the Grand Final due to Les Alanos performing a Karate Kid musical with the local youth club on the same night . Right Said Frank end up breaking into all the cars parked outside. Ray Von tries to stop them but he is overpowered. Luckily, they slam into Max's car which sets off his personal alarm, Heard by Max and Paddy, they rush outside and tackle the two men to the ground. Brian then reveals to the audience that Jerry has got an all clear for his illness. The series concludes with Den Perry, outraged at the success of the Phoenix club, setting it on fire.----

eries 2, Episode 1

The series starts where the last series ended as Brian and the Staff watch the club burn to the ground, with jerry managing to rescue Brian's little Disabled boy. After the flames are put out, The fireman reveal the the fire was caused by a discarded cigarette or Cigar, leading Brian to believe Den Perry was responsible. In court, Brian's alcohol license is permanantley revoked. A broken man, Brian dreams of rebuilding the Phoenix. On his trip to ASDA, he finds Jerry and Alan singing to help sell products. Brian begs Jerry to help him to rebuild the Phoenix but Jerry rebuffs him and tells him to forget about the phoenix. Still undetterred, Brian visits Frank Cartwright (played by Jim Bowen), owner of Le Ponderosa, who tells him to sell bottles and cans to get around the ban, get a licensee who he can manipulate and lots of facilities under one roof. Brian then goes around to find all of the staff, he finds Les working as a butcher, Kenny Senior as a lollipop man, Ray Von at a fairground, and Holy Mary in church. In what was to become an iconic moment for the series he calls Max and Paddy as they are driving Elderly Asian gentlemen to the mosque and singing at the tops of their voices to "Is This the Way to Amarillo" by Tony Christie, which is playing on Chorley FM. Brian succeeds in bringing all of them together to discuss his plans, and convinces Jerry to become the new licensee.

eries 2, Episode 2

Reconstruction is going quite well, and a fun day is organized to raise awareness of the rebuilding. However, an inflatable that looks like an erect penis is not popular with the staff so it is fastened to the ground and covered up. However, the penis escapes from its cover and explodes, shocking everyone who is spending their money. Elsewhere, Max and Paddy go to France to stock up on booze, picking up two Chinese immigrants in the process.

eries 2, Episode 3

Brian decides to get the club on Crimetime for publicity and a chance to accuse Den Perry, changes are made throughout the club to make it look good for the TV crew, but the TV show is a disaster when Brian is accused by a detective on air of burning down the club himself. Elsewhere, Spencer is hired for the vacant bar job.

eries 2, Episode 4

Brian comes across two Japanese people promoting their new lager, and offers them a chance to promote it in the club, an offer they accept, a pub quiz is arranged, with the winner taking home a years supply of the lager, both Brian and Den Perry enter teams to try and win it. Brian's team wins, but it turns out the lager is non-alcoholic. In the other suite, Jerry's medication gets the better of him and he loses it on stage, which causes him to go into the next suite and urinate everywhere, shocking the customers.

eries 2, Episode 5

A power cut in Brian's home sees him stuck on the stairs all night until Jerry breaks his door down the next morning. At the club, Jerry has opened a Chinese restaurant, and a ladies night has been arranged, which causes Paddy to go onto the stage dressed in nothing but a fake moustache, underwear and a devil stick. Outside, Max is hired by a woman who wants her husband killed. Max deals with her that he will kill her husband for £8000. Lieing to Paddy that she will pay them both £1000, Paddy goes with him to do the job. Max, Paddy and max's brother Terry go to practise shooting using a Broomhandled Mauser which Max's Dad gave him as a present. When Paddy starts to shoot, he accidently shoots Terry. Eventually, Max and Paddy can't kill the man and give him £3000 to leave the country, Max gives Paddy £1000, and spends £4000 on a motor home.

eries 2, Episode 6

Max and Paddy spot the man they were meant to kill in town, and are confronted by his wife, who says that she has put a hit out on them, she also reveals that she paid Max £8000 to Paddy, who only received £1000. In the club, Brian has arranged Stars In Your Eyes to impress a brewery representative who is coming over, Den Perry however, has other ideas and cancels the acts acting as Jerry, however, in a memorable series of scenes, all of the staff from the club dress up to become acts, including Holy Mary as Lulu, Ray Von as Adam And The Ants, Kenny Senior as Britney Spears, Young Kenny as Meatloaf, Jerry as Eminem, Brian as Elton John and Spencer as Gary Glitter. At the end of the episode, Den Perry threatens Brian and talks to him about burning the club down before and makes threats to do it again, unaware that Brian has recorded it all on a microphone, which the entire club has heard. Den Perry is arrested and the staff celebrate. Kenny Senior then reminds Brian now the truth has come out, he can get his license back. However, Brian decides to let Jerry stay as the Licensee and the staff hold a toast to Jerry. At the end of the episode, Max is about to flee all over the country in his motor home, when Paddy decides to come with him, setting the scene for
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere.

TV Broadcasting

* Series 1: six episodes, broadcast 14 January, 2001 to 18 February, 2001
* Series 2: six episodes, broadcast 8 August, 2002 to 12 September, 2002

ee also

*Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a spin-off series centred on the two doormen characters. It started on Channel 4 on 12 November 2004.
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