- Sarge (Red vs. Blue)
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Burnie Burnsfor episode 1, and Matt Hullumfor the rest of the series.
Sarge is a main fictional character in the
machinima comic science fictionvideo series " Red vs. Blue". Sarge is the staff sergeant Rooster Teeth Productions(2005). Character profiles. In "rvbep|season 3|Red vs. Blue Season Three" [DVD] . Buda, Texas: Rooster Teeth Productions.] and leader of the Blood Gulch Red Team for the majority of the series. He is voiced by Matt Hullum, co-creator of the series, and first appeared at the end of rvbep|1|Episode One. A military manwith a Southern United States accent, Sarge exhibits more discipline than the other Reds (and most of the Blues, for that matter), but is also somewhat sociopathic, bloodthirsty, and the only Blood Gulch soldier on either team actually serious about the war. Sarge's actual name is never revealed; he is always called "Sarge".
Rooster Teeth has noted that they initially modeled Sarge after "
Full Metal Jacket" 's Gunnery SergeantHartman, but, by the middle of season 2, the character had evolved into, in the words of voice actor Matt Hullum, "every '50s stereotype character… melted down into one," exhibiting characteristics of a mad scientist, used car salesman, and "grumpy old dad."Rooster Teeth Productions (2004). Audio commentary. In "rvbep|season 2|Red vs. Blue: Season Two" [DVD] . Buda, Texas: Rooster Teeth Productions.]
Matt Hullum states that he initially modelled Sarge's voice on that of
R. Lee Ermey, the actor who portrayed Hartman, but by Season Four the character's voice became more gruff and less nasal. The change in the voice is such that Hullum notes people will often ask who voice-acted Sarge in the initial episodes, believing that Hullum himself did not.Rooster Teeth Productions (2006). Audio commentary. In "rvbep|season 4|Red vs. Blue: Season Four" [DVD] . Buda, Texas: Rooster Teeth Productions.]
Role in the plot
Introduced in the first two episodes, Sarge's disposition is quickly established, particularly his relationship with rvbchar|Grif and rvbchar|Simmons, in a conversation that the writers modelled on one that they themselves had over the resemblance of the Warthog to a Puma.Rooster Teeth Productions (2003). Audio commentary. In "rvbep|season 1|Red vs. Blue: Season One" [DVD] . Buda, Texas: Rooster Teeth Productions.] When the Blue Team launched an attack sometime after, Sarge was possessed by the dead Blue team leader, rvbchar|Church and shot in the head by the Blue rookie, rvbchar|Caboose. Thanks to Grif, with the use of
CPR, he survives.
In season 2, Sarge is forced to build two new, permanent robot bodies for the Blues, and implants a microphone in one and a bomb in the other. This leads to both teams being blasted into the distant future during season 3. Once there, Sarge leads both teams in an assault on a fortress occupied by rvbchar|O'Malley, the common enemy of both teams. During a battle against O'Malley and a robot army, Sarge and the Red Team leave the Blues to battle alone, in order to go in search of the source of a
distress signaland end up returning to Blood Gulch.
In season 4 Sarge, and the rest of the Reds, return to Red Base. The team then finds rvbchar|Lopez, a robot built by Sarge who had defected to the Blues and then been captured by O'Malley. From late in rvbep|season 2, Sarge had been attempting to retrieve the orders from Red Command that are stored in Lopez's head. Due the fact that Lopez only speaks Spanish, and had translated the message into Spanish, Sarge kidnaps rvbchar|Andy, the Blue Team's talking bomb to translate the orders, which turn out to be useless. The Reds are then attacked by the Blues, and Sarge radios command reinforcements. When a ship arrives, the pilot informs them that she was sent to replace a dead commanding officer. Sarge at first insists that he is alive, but Grif brings up the possibility of Red command being wrong about other stuff such as the idea that the Blues "don't suck". Sarge, not willing to accept such a thing, believes then that he is in fact dead, and the other Reds bury him.
By rvbep|85, he has disappeared from his grave, having fallen into the underground cavern. In rvbep|88, Sarge believes that he is in hell since he's underground. He confirms this when Donut arrives. He soon gets contact from Simmons and Grif, who are in the cavern to rescue them. Upon discovering there are other people in the cave, he decides they must find them, but the team gets sidetracked upon finding some surveillance equipment showing the Blues invading their base. Sarge organizes a plan to capture the Blue Base in retaliation, and attempts to call Vic Jr for reinforcements; however, the latter promptly cuts him off. Shortly after, the Reds capture the empty Blue Base and watch the Blues being attacked by multiple rvbchar|Wyoming|Wyomings; unwilling to let someone else take the glory for defeating the Blues, Sarge leads the team against the Wyomings. O'Malley starts jumping from person to person and Church asks Sarge to disable the ship so that O'Malley can't escape in it. Sarge, however, decides to blow it up instead, and puts Andy on the ship. When O'Malley finally jumps back into Tex, they take off in the ship. Sarge orders Andy to blow up the ship, to the horror of Church. In the official ending to the series, when Simmons asked if they would continue fighting the Blues, Sarge replied with, "No, Simmons. I think they've had their asses kicked enough for one day. Let's leave some for tomorrow." Shortly after, he builds a new ATV out of spare Warthog parts and asks Simmons and Grif to name it.
"", which is set some time after the events of the "Blood Gulch Chronicles", shows Sarge and Lopez as the only remaining Red soldiers in the canyon, the others having been transferred. Sarge refuses to relocate until the battle is over by his standards, which means no Blues remaining, but the only Blue, rvbchar|Sister|Sister, is female, which disallows Sarge from attacking her, making them, as he describes it, "locked in an epic stalemate." Because of his refusal to leave, he is technically
AWOL. To be some help, he told rvbchar|Washington where Caboose has been relocated. He is later tricked by rvbchar|The Meta|the Meta to reassemble his team and engage Washington, Caboose and Church. Afterwards, the Meta returns to where the Reds and Washington's team are and attacks them before leaving. Much later, he and the Red Team managed to secure another Warthog (albeit a rickety one) and spearheaded the assault on Outpost-17B "Valhalla". After infiltrating Command, Sarge asks Simmons to attempt to wipe all trace of every Blue from the database.
Relationships with other characters
Sarge exhibits a disregard for his soldiers, more so with Grif, whom he considers the most expendable. Whenever he concocts a new plan, it usually involves Grif's death whenever possible, and he has always attempted to get rid of him in some shape or form. Also, he refuses to give Grif credit for his actions that have proven useful. Nevertheless, when Tucker severely injures Grif by accidentally running him over with Sheila in rvbep|33, Sarge does save Grif's life by transplanting Simmons' organs into him. Although Sarge's solution is usually to have Grif killed, he has been heard on one occasion to tell Grif, when the latter asked to quit, that if he could, he would make it happen. In rvbep|100, Donut mentions that every emergency plan the Reds have begins with shooting Grif. Also, Sarge and Grif are now bickering more than ever due to the latter being promoted.
Sarge has little to no respect for Donut, calling him "a worthless turd" (which Donut mistook for a review session) and often calls him rude names referring to his pink armor, such as "
Strawberry Shortcake" or " Princess Peach". When Donut was crushed by the ship, Sarge described Donut as "someone I knew, but I don't really want to reflect on how deep our relationship went." There are times when Sarge appears to value him, such as when Sarge promoted him to be his second-in-command after exiling Simmons, and when Donut stole O'Malley's hovercraft in Episode 57 and ran over a robot soldier "and a few other innocent pedestrians," Sarge responded with: "I'm so proud of you!"
Lopez is shown to dislike Sarge, calling him a stupid old man, and seems delighted when Sarge leaves Blood Gulch. When Sarge makes his goodbyes, Lopez tells him "less talking, more leaving" (which Sarge can't understand due to his poor knowledge of Spanish).
Simmons is the one that Sarge values the most, but they also have a strained relationship. Simmons is well-known for his
sycophantic attitude towards Sarge, who turns against Simmons whenever he disagrees with him. In Season 4, when Simmons noticed Sheila was roaming the canyon, Sarge believed he was delusional and cast him out from the Red Team. Later on, when Simmons returns, Sarge's attitude remains the same, calling him a traitor on occasion.
Sarge has criticized Grif and praised Simmons for the same action. When Grif saves Sarge's life by performing
cardiopulmonary resuscitation(CPR) after being shot in the head by Caboose in season 1, Sarge initially thanks Simmons. However, upon learning who had actually resuscitated him, Sarge proceeds to berate Grif at length for the illogicality of using CPR "for a bullet wound in the head". Rooster Teeth had initially considered making the former event a turning point in Sarge's relationship with Grif, but decided in the end that friendship would be too far-fetched.Rooster Teeth Productions (2003). Audio commentary. In "rvbep|season 1|Red vs. Blue Season One" [DVD] . Buda, Texas: Rooster Teeth Productions.]
Sarge's battle plans tend to be delusively grandiose and seriously flawed, and he favors overly complicated plans that involve heavy casualties in his own forces, primarily Grif, sometimes making suicidal plans even when there is no actual problem to solve. Even if his plans rely on the strength of numbers, he may see fit to have Grif killed anyway.rvbep|47|Episode 47] He displays frequent periods of nostalgia and compares his plans to notable figures from film, such as
John Wayneand Indiana Jones. At other times, he devises plans that take ideas from popular culture, most of which are purely fiction anyway, including the Incredible Hulk, Star Warsand Spider-Man. Sometimes he makes incompetent blunders in his plans that are not immediately evident to him, but the rest of the team will criticise him for. He is also rather paranoid, and often concocts implausible theories to explain simple events. Many of these will revolve around the Blues as their primary antagonists, as a result of Sarge's intense hatred of them. In episode 78 Sarge dismisses Simmons ideas for getting Donut out from under the ship(They believe Donut to be tapping out morse code messages from beneath the ship, but the tapping is actually coming from Grif's sister from within the ship) such as using shovels to dig him out or using the warthogs jack to lift the ship as "crackpot theories" and instead suggests such overly complicated plans as creating an "army of clones" to lift the ship or the use of a levitation ray. Sarge then drives off in the warthog to search for his levitation ray, taking the teams shovels and the warthogs jack with him.
In Season Five, a complete dependence on command was showcased; when a new arrival in the canyon, who the Reds think has joined their team, informs them that command sent her to replace a dead commanding officer, Sarge at first refuses to believe it, but when Grif makes a few clever comments about how command could be wrong about other things which Sarge staunchly believes in, he believes that he is dead and the Reds give him a funeral.
Sarge has some skill as a soldier, having managed to capture Tex as well as fight off, with the assistance of Caboose, the attacking hordes of soldiers in Battle Creek. He is also shown defeating the Wyoming clones with relative ease using his shotgun. His rank suggests that he is a veteran of combat. He is also skilled to some degree in mechanics, having built three separate robots, two of which were assembled simultaneously in a short period of time from scratch. Although he initially claims that he is unable to repair their jeep,In the season 2 DVD commentary, Gus Sorola claims this is owing to Sarge's work with the
Metric system.] he later manages to fix a derelict near-identical jeep with little equipment in the wasteland. He also manages to cobble up an ATV in the rvbep|Season 5|canonical ending of the series using spare Warthog parts. However, his work is not flawless, as when he turned Simmons into a cyborg, the latter claimed that he would occasionally shoot himself in the foot for some reason (which Sarge attributed to " user error").
Sarge also appears to act as the Red Team's medical officer, as he has performed surgery on both Simmons and Grif in a relatively short amount of time, and both seem to be healthy. However, Sarge clearly knows very little about bodily functions, as he uses a diagram of a cow as an aid during Grif's surgery, claims that the body can produce any oxygen it needs when under stress, advises Caboose to lift a heavy weight with his back as opposed to his legs and claims that the chest is "strictly for
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