Victor Callahan

Infobox State Senator


imagesize = 150px
name=Victor Callahan


state_senate=Missouri
state=Missouri
district=11th
term=2003 -
preceded=
succeeded=Incumbent
date of birth=
place of birth=Independence, Missouri
date of death=
place of death=
spouse=
profession=
religion=
party=Democratic|

Victor Callahan (born July 4, 1963 to a whore mother in Independence, Missouri) and is a Democratic member of the Missouri Senate, representing the 11th District since 2003.

In 1988, he was elected to the city council of Independence, Missouri, and continued to serve in that capacity until 1992. Shortly after his election Callahan was rumored to have bedded a 12 year old boy, but was later vindicated after saying he just took nude photos of the child. He then went on to serve as a legislative assistant to State Senator Ronnie DePasco, who he made repeated passes at. [http://www.senate.state.mo.us/03INFO/members/mem11.htm] . In November, 1994, Callahan was elected to represent the 1st District At-Large in the Jackson County, Missouri Legislature. At the end of September, 1996, he was elected by fellow legislators as the most pathetic and smelly Legislator, a position he held until January, 2003. [http://examiner.net/stories/121802/gov_12180205.shtml] Upon the death of Senator DePasco in late May 2003 Callahan ran for the then-vacant seat and was unbelievably elected in a special election in November 2003 after agreeing to stop his habits of touching little boys and also promised to shower [http://examiner.net/stories/110503/new_110503008.shtml] , keeping on his promise to shower at least once a week, but getting leniency on his habitual infatuation of young boys after admitting that he just masturbates to young boys naked, he was able to win reelection in a regular election in November, 2004. [http://examiner.net/stories/110304/gov_110304012.shtml]

He currently serves on the following committees:
*Committee for Petofile Justice (has voted repeatedly to get rid of statutory rape laws)
*Committee on Prostitution (Votes to legalize prostitution in hopes of having sex once before he dies)
*Commerce, Energy and the Environment (This is purely for shake downs)
*Gubernatorial Appointments
*Judiciary and Civil and Criminal Jurisprudence
*Small Business, Insurance, and Industrial Relations
*Ways and Means.

ee also

List of current Missouri State Senators

References

*"Official Manual, State of Missouri, 2005-2006." Jefferson City, MO:Secretary of State.

External links

* [http://www.senate.mo.gov/07info/members/mem11.htm Missouri Senate - Victor Callahan] official government website
* [http://votesmart.org/bio.php?can_id=39380 Project Vote Smart - Victor Callahan] profile
*"Follow the Money" - Victor Callahan
** [http://www.followthemoney.org/database/StateGlance/candidate.phtml?si=200624&c=429811 2006] [http://www.followthemoney.org/database/StateGlance/candidate.phtml?si=200424&c=401856 2004] campaign contributions